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The CryptKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 29m

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 5h

time will tell if letting a bunch of jackoff 24 year olds download all the data the government has about its own employees to their personal computers in march 2025

Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 5h

New: hackers just doxed hundreds of DHS, ICE, FBI, and DOJ officials. I went through the data. In many cases does look legitimate, sometimes includes residential addresses.

“Mexican Cartels hmu [hit me up] we dropping all the doxes wheres my 1m [1 million].”

www.404media.co/hackers-dox-...

Hackers Dox Hundreds of DHS, ICE, FBI, and DOJ Officials

Scattered LAPSUS$ Hunters—one of the latest amalgamations of typically young, reckless, and English-speaking hackers—posted the apparent phone numbers and addresses of hundreds of government officials...

www.404media.co

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The CryptKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 3h

Kirk Van Houten from the Simpsons (adult male, divorced) pointing proudly at his race car bed

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The CryptKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 7h

I should’ve never smoked that shit, now I’m in GTA V

view Los Angeles from the Getty Center. the pacific ocean can be seen toward the back

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The CryptKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 8h

Netflix dropping the disruptor act to actually try and make some money is an honest-to-god indication that the economy is in shambles

DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 16h

AMC and Netflix have finally decided to work together.

The theater chain will show ‘KPOP DEMON HUNTERS’ on 400 screens during Halloween with discussions ongoing on other theatrical opportunities.

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The CryptKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 1d

take it up with the almond farms buddy

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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 1d

Hello new people! I once made a starter pack if you’re looking for some fun accounts to follow

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The CryptKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 1d

Los Angeles is a beautiful city but why the hell are the water glasses so small at every restaurant? I didn’t realize I was in EUROPE

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The CryptKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · Jul 2

“Well, well, well. If it isn’t the mutual who won’t follow me back on bluesky.”

tim robinson trying out a gun at the gun store and pointing it at a hypothetical target.

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Mr. Chau @srirachachau.bsky.social · 1d

Just putting out there that anyone being a scold about people wanting to keep in touch with their friends before this all happened is getting an instant block. It doesn't seem like anyone likes the CEO here either

👻Captain SLAY-os🎃 @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 1d

Brace for inevitable "I can't quit Twitter here's why you're a bad person for suggesting it" replies

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The CryptKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 1d

he’s a convicted felon! the law morphs around him!

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merritt @merrittk.com · 2d

hell yeah dude fucking sue these dipshits trying to get like, Oryx and Crake and shit out of school libraries. ruin their lives. make examples of them to all the other lead-poisoned facebook users who have nothing better to do www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

Activist's claims principal promoted child pornography are defamatory: lawsuit | CBC News

A southern Manitoba principal is suing a parent who sought to have books removed from school libraries, saying the woman wrote defamatory social media posts insinuating the principal promoted the diss...

www.cbc.ca

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The CryptKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 2d

The Grabber is an all-time bad horror villain name. no imagination or flair to it whatsoever. you may as well just call him The Pedophile

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The CryptKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 3d

my first celebrity sighting in LA

randy’s donuts, a donut shop with a giant donut on its roof

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merritt @merrittk.com · 4d

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The CryptKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 3d

stopped at a Wendy’s that stopped serving breakfast at 9:30 am. I didn’t have time to go anywhere else so I had no choice but to experience the rare treat of a Burger Breakfast

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 4d

The "you wouldn't download a car" screen but it reads "you wouldn't scrape all the art ever made and use it to create an Anime titty generator"

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meliss-AAAAAHHH! @mel.bzky.team · 4d

good afternoon

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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 5d

AI has lost the dunce vote. It’s over

Nate Silver
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I'm just one person, and my programming needs are somewhat unusual (building various kinds of statistical forecasting models). But I'm just not seeing the consistent productivity gains from LLMs that I would have expected if you'd asked me 6 months ago.

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The CryptKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 5d

I like how they ask if you want them to remember your password as if they would ever remember that shit

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The CryptKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 5d

they don’t call him Robert Fool

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The CryptKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 6d

probably for the best that gen z didn’t get too into Woody Allen

The CryptKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 6d

I’ll cop to really liking those two seasons of Master of None! it played really well to 20 year old dummies like me and he came off as a smart, well-read guy with a unique perspective! it all reads as pretentious and phony in hindsight

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The CryptKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 6d

the funniest thing Aziz ever did was go on Kimmel and say “ohhh I’ll donate part of my fee to human rights causes.” like buddy you can’t do carbon offsets for human rights. you took money from the Saudi government to do bits with Oppressed Citizens Brigade KSE. Louis CK was there

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The CryptKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 6d

He got canceled, came back to make a movie that got canceled because Bill Murray was being a massive creep on set, and THEN ruined his ACTUAL big comeback with beloved actors Seth Rogen, Keanu Reeves, and Keke Palmer to do a quick set for Saudi Arabia. he’s addicted to fucking up

Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 8d

It felt like Aziz Nasari was mostly free of his MeToo rep but then he does Riyadh it's so funny it's like he got used to be being cancelled and couldn't live without it like Brooks on the outside in Shawshank Redemption lol

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