“I should have never let him see that Crazy Frog commercial.”

literally just read it for the first time about an hour ago. thank you tony scop for inventing horror

DONT wash your hands after pooping oh my god. i miss the way my food used to taste

please write a memoir

every single person on the internet seems to be under this misunderstanding that every single poly relationship is completely un-consensual

BAH! Enough talk! My <Beam Blast> shall make short work of you!

everyone go follow my favorite roxanna look at the cool 3d model she made 4 me

@csom.bsky.social happy late birday

imade a drawign today

you finally got the nerve to ask Princess Peach on a date and she's beaming. all that fretting over nothing, you think. "i'd love t—" suddenly a swarthy little man from another dimension, bearing the proportions and outfit of a toddler, falls out a loose sewer. "haHA" he says. you know you're fucked

they shouldve let him kill himself tbh

the gunman claims to be an "anti-contact non-offending pedophile" and i am willing to believe a third of that.

scarie scarypussy couldve been good though

i trhink i said this b4 but herman is such an apt name for a nonbinary character it makes me giggle

寝る犬🐶

Good Night🖐️

some new yorker who REALLY likes parades is slamming his fist on his desk and holding back tears cause of mamdani's response right now

GZDOOM IS FINALLY FUCKING DEAADDDDDDDDDD YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Major evolution in the GZDoom community tonight - the regular contributors finally had enough of the project lead, who had been very hard to work with for a long time. He dug in and told them "If you don't like it, go and make your own fork."

UZDoom is now live here.
github.com/UZDoom/UZDoom

shes so swagmoney

tip for those new to bluesky: follow trans women with perfect opinions and perky tits

if your minecraft mod gives me an in-game book item that teaches me how to do anything with your mod you are stupid and gay and im shoving you in a locker

california banned the sale of glocks because they can easily be modified into automatic weapons. glock has updated models that solve this issue, but due to the CA approved handgun registry, no glock design newer than the gen 3 (the 1998 generation) can be sold in CA