Crippled Giraff Decals
@crippledgiraff.bsky.social
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Artist, Designer, Decal-Monger. I draw Monsters, Mutants, and Machines! He/Him Purchase Stickers; https://crippledgiraffdecals.bigcartel.com/ Other Links! https://linktr.ee/crippled_giraffe
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owolf.bsky.social
This is the whole wall panel from yesterday’s post.
If I keep on painting the Tomb World terrain in that pace I might be able to play a game with it right after a new edition launched. 😬

(Backside not painted yet!)

#Nerdlings
#KillTeam
#WarhammerCommunity
A Necron themed wall terrain piece with five Necron Warriors resting in their alcoves painted in bone color, black, metal and green.
crippledgiraff.bsky.social
Love to start feeling sick like 2 weeks after I got wretchedly sick
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theuglymachine.bsky.social
A hatchet made for my friend Mare. I forged the head at home and then traveled out west with it and carved and fitted a handle at her house
A bearded hatchet with a curvy handle made with dark wood
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theuglymachine.bsky.social
Bsky loves to make my high quality photos super crunchy, maybe this one looks better? Who knows
A bearded hatchet with a dark handle, hand forged and hand carved
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jijidraws.art
🎃🎃🎃🍂🍁✨🧡
Pumpkin Season
A pinup illustration of a goth witch in a corseted leotard with a long train of a skirt. Eyes closed and head tilted slightly she's enjoying a lovely day in a pumpkin patch. She's on a forest green background, standing balanced on a foot in thigh high boots, happily puttering by pumpkins as golden autumn leaves bloom on her starry witch hat. 🎨✨
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neruatnight.bsky.social
lamenters are friend s. lamenters good and loving. friend lamenter hold guard safe.
Two space marines, bioengineered super soldiers, stand next to each other. They are in yellow armor with heart-themed heraldry and icons. One is holding a human guard.
crippledgiraff.bsky.social
I been saying we need more lead in our blood.
crippledgiraff.bsky.social
Gotta get into better shape so I can do more vandalism
crippledgiraff.bsky.social
Idk why we can't get a real strong lefty to run here in MA.
crippledgiraff.bsky.social
Just realized my big pile of business cards have the Etsy address on them
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diplomatofnight.com
Greta Thunberg: “Israeli soldiers hit, kicked, starved, and tortured me”

• They placed a flag next to me, and anytime the flag touched me, they kicked me
• Whenever I raised my head to look at Ben-Gvir, I was kicked
• She was filmed while stripped naked

Aftonbladet: tinyurl.com/a33vxatc
Aftonbladet
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tangledwilderness.bsky.social
Do I know CPR? Do I know how to do basic wound care? Do I know how to do basic repairs on whatever vehicle I have access to? Can I operate a ham radio? Do I know how to make water safe to drink? Do I know a useful amount of the languages people around me speak, other than my own?
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sarahtaber.bsky.social
hey guys wanna see a sea muppet
Screenshot of a tweet from @TylerGreenfield, showing a juvenile basking shark & talking about how we don't know much about their ontogeny. Little guy looks like Gonzo from the Muppets 😭 The baby shark has a soft, pointed beak that hooks down at the end sticking out beyond its mouth, and no/very tiny teeth. Just felty-looking gums.
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tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social
Oh yeah? You think capitalism is bad? Here are some inventions you can thank capitalism for:

[Tech that was developed through publicly funded research and then packaged as a Product by people who didn't invent it, and gets worse each year to increase profit]
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tamlin123.art
kobold with an atlatl (spear-thrower)

#tober2025
crippledgiraff.bsky.social
Sounds like something a fake pisser would say
crippledgiraff.bsky.social
Real pissers know why it's better to stand
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rincewind.run
"republican staffers are all literal nazis" is less of a groupchat thing and more of a posting on main thing at this point
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crippledgiraff.bsky.social
"Lead Poisoning" is a woke invention of the radical Left to keep Men weak and docile so we can be contained to the Longhouse more easily.
crippledgiraff.bsky.social
"Lead Poisoning" is a woke invention of the radical Left to keep Men weak and docile so we can be contained to the Longhouse more easily.
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moviehooligan.bsky.social
George Miller should make a Tank Girl movie. End of thought.