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Craig Deeley

@craiguito.bsky.social

4.6K followers 1.2K following 820 posts

I do stand-up and post silly things. I also did a podcast https://www.podbean.com/pi/pbblog-zf537-286755

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Craig Deeley @craiguito.bsky.social · 14h

a man in a black and white sweater is standing in a living room and says `` seriously thanks so much '' .

ALT: a man in a black and white sweater is standing in a living room and says `` seriously thanks so much '' .

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Craig Deeley @craiguito.bsky.social · 1d

Tut tut
*shakes head*
*gets another crick*

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Craig Deeley @craiguito.bsky.social · 1d

Rookie error

Craig Deeley @craiguito.bsky.social · 1d

I’ve pulled a muscle in my back. I’m in my 50s so I assume it’s because I breathed or sniffed

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Craig Deeley @craiguito.bsky.social · 3d

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Craig Deeley @craiguito.bsky.social · 3d

I couldn’t do an auto-Heimlich Manoeuvre to save me life.

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Craig Deeley @craiguito.bsky.social · 3d

a man in a suit and tie is standing in a doorway holding a cane .

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Craig Deeley @craiguito.bsky.social · 3d

The full name for hanky panky is handkerchief pandkerchief

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Craig Deeley @craiguito.bsky.social · 6d

In olden times people used 'hath' and 'doth' for 'has' and 'does' because they lost their teeth much earlier.

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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 6d

“Hey. I’m not judging”
— lazy judge

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Craig Deeley @craiguito.bsky.social · 10d

Bollocks, Where’s my car?

👻🎃🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Just Ni-Ghoul 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🎃👻 @nothinghuman.bsky.social · 10d

Some Sunday evening fun.

I’ll go first;

Ferris Bueller’s Bollocks Off.

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Craig Deeley @craiguito.bsky.social · 13d

a woman is giving the middle finger and says `` you got this ! ''

ALT: a woman is giving the middle finger and says `` you got this ! ''

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Craig Deeley @craiguito.bsky.social · 13d

The most disappointing thing for me when I visited the Louvre was that none of its doors had slats

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Craig Deeley @craiguito.bsky.social · 15d

Strange name for a dog

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Craig Deeley @craiguito.bsky.social · 15d

I remember when the main Nazis we had to worry about were grammar ones

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 15d

you can’t sue car companies. they have auto-immunity .

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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 16d

I wonder if U.K. Gold could possibly do some sort of advert for that Fawlty Towers stage play?

AND THEN SHOW IT IN EVERY COMMERCIAL BREAK.

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Craig Deeley @craiguito.bsky.social · 19d

Still no response from my Microsoft Error Report 11 years ago

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Craig Deeley @craiguito.bsky.social · 20d

They should have a special rapture for people like me who missed the rapture because they were on the toilet. They could call it the crapture.

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Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan.bsky.social · 21d

BREAKING NEWS: TYLENOL RESEARCHERS FIND DISTURBING LINK BETWEEN DONALD TRUMP AND JEFFREY EPSTEIN

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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 23d

When you're grieving Charlie Kirk at 7 but you've got a Royal Rumble cage match with John Cena at 8.

Adam Schwarz @adamjschwarz.bsky.social · 23d

Charlie Kirk's grieving widow had just left the stage moments before the fireworks for Trump kicked off.

Just so wildly and blatantly inappropriate for a memorial service for someone else.

Fucking nuts.

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Craig Deeley @craiguito.bsky.social · 23d

YES I’LL JUMP TO RECIPE

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Craig Deeley @craiguito.bsky.social · 25d

I'm just a boy, standing in front of an open fridge, knowing this is not what I came in here for

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Dave Lee @davelee.me · 26d

Dutch late night TV has its take

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Craig Deeley @craiguito.bsky.social · 26d

In my spare time I enjoy going to the theatre, listening to music, and cooking Indian food, although everyone watching the play never seems very impressed

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