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michelle sulaiman @chromeowtic.bsky.social · 4m

gen alpha kids currently have a 6-7 meme (like skibidi, doesnt really have particular meaning)

to my benefit, finally my middle school student successfully memorized rising 6-7 for ascending melodic minor scale bc of the meme

thank u universe

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michelle sulaiman @chromeowtic.bsky.social · 22h

watched it in fullscreen and the disjunction feels like i had mini blackouts from drinking too much

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michelle sulaiman @chromeowtic.bsky.social · 1d

Because they are…

michelle sulaiman @chromeowtic.bsky.social · 1d

told myself i can't go home/leave my office until i sent an email (not urgent/important) and i did it

pls clap.

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michelle sulaiman @chromeowtic.bsky.social · 1d

apparently I also lost aura points from never playing ocarina of time 🫠

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michelle sulaiman @chromeowtic.bsky.social · 1d

maybe I’ll torture them (and myself) by transposing the B section (everything is playable in F penta/position)

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michelle sulaiman @chromeowtic.bsky.social · 1d

today I had to say the notes out loud for octave passages in Hensel’s October (and worked backwards too)

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michelle sulaiman @chromeowtic.bsky.social · 1d

made students sight read the melody of lon lon ranch from ocarina of time for “pedagogical purposes”

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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 2d

Wrote this yesterday chanda.bearblog.dev/knowledge-is...

Knowledge is Worth Your Time

Folks who hang out on Bluesky/Twitter may have caught bits and pieces of the discussions amongst academics about what to do about today's university students...

chanda.bearblog.dev

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michelle sulaiman @chromeowtic.bsky.social · 2d

if I can’t outrun them, I’ll outsmart them (throwing banana peels at them)

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michelle sulaiman @chromeowtic.bsky.social · 2d

le wife unfortunately is not the musical gay type so idk if I can convince her to have a date with me 🫠

(she got hella bored sitting through connecticut yankee)

michelle sulaiman @chromeowtic.bsky.social · 2d

this is the second time book of mormon is coming to eugene in a decade and I wanna go see the show but cheapest tix is 129/pax 🤔

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michelle sulaiman @chromeowtic.bsky.social · 2d

but which sonata type is the tie?

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michelle sulaiman @chromeowtic.bsky.social · 2d

(damn it I should have tried harder in high school PE’s running module)

michelle sulaiman @chromeowtic.bsky.social · 2d

(Oh 6 mph is around 9.5 km/h so I would need to train lol)

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michelle sulaiman @chromeowtic.bsky.social · 2d

so what I gathered here is i need to train so that I can run faster than 6 mph should the needs arise

Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 2d

NBC News finds that:
-- ICE has shortened its training from 13 weeks to six.
-- Nearly half of recruits couldn’t pass an open-book written exam.
-- Recruits "are supposed to attest" they can pass the physical-fitness test, which requires them to run ... 6 mph.

www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...

Some new ICE recruits have shown up to training without full vetting

The recruits have had criminal backgrounds or failed drug tests or were unable to meet physical or academic standards, raising concerns about the agency’s rush to hire immigration officers, sources to...

www.nbcnews.com

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michelle sulaiman @chromeowtic.bsky.social · 2d

saying no cringe like yt bois saying no homo

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michelle sulaiman @chromeowtic.bsky.social · 2d

of course women don't like the cybertruck.

women only want one thing, and it's gundam perfect strike freedom with 7 weapon options (31mm CIWS, railgun, rocket anchor, beam blade, gattling gun, missile luncher, and stun unit), 2 beam shields, nuetron jammer canceller, and multi lock-on system.