Chris Mohney
@chrismohney.bsky.social
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you could run an entire government with all the information Mike Johnson claims not to know about
Q: What's your message to the 170 US citizens who have been detained by ICE? About 20 of them are children

MIKE JOHNSON: I don't know what you're talking about with the children. I haven't seen that so I'm not going to comment on it.
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Holy crap Kara Walker chopped up a Stonewall Jackson statue and revealed a monster
This was the first block list I ever subscribed to. weird or I guess not so weird to see the US government launch an overt propaganda war vs an entire platform
white house has joined bluesky
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly

bsky.app/profile/did:...
Plagiarism Toaster belongs to the people and may be freely used by anyone to disparage AI art
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YOUNG MEN
Human Torch has returned
I say, HITLER
Will get horribly burned
sheesh, how disappointing. pardon me while I form a magick circle with my plagiarism toaster
Morrison invoking AI alike to "God" indicates a severe misunderstanding of how AI appropriates the work of thousands, including their own, and someone needs to rectify their understanding ASAP.

But also it's a severe disservice to their colleagues anyway to use it and justify it like this.
OpenAI announcing a pivot to Chatgpt sexbots immediately brought to mind this @extrafabulous.bsky.social panel
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I filled an old windex bottle with holy water and spray my ghouls with it anytime they misbehave
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we have got to start killing billionaires. is the first line that the villain speaks in the novel im writing. really though, in the real world, we have to kill these people. he continues
10:30 PM on a Wednesday, time for a few small beers
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Politico received an initial tip that a Taylor staffer had a swastika neatly pinned to his cubicle during a zoom call. When confronted, the congressman’s press office pretty implausibly sought to present the situation as a police matter, and Politico went along with that in its headline and lede.
Capitol Police called to investigate swastika in GOP congressional office

An American flag altered to include an image of a swastika was found in Rep. Dave Taylor’s office.
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
Capitol Police called to investigate swastika in GOP congressional office
An American flag altered to include an image of a swastika was found in Rep. Dave Taylor’s office.
www.politico.com
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Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah

Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen

Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah

Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him
I’m frankly amazed that anyone at all got fired or rebuked for the racist text leaks, since the standard practice now is to piously dole out forgiveness for such things, or just pretend it never happened, or attack people for daring to notice
we should not ruin people’s lives over having their racist views exposed, just like we shouldn’t ruin military careers just because a solider tortures and murders people. life-ruining should be reserved only for history’s greatest monsters, like people who made fun of Charlie Kirk online
sure they said racist and bigoted things, but since when does that make them racist bigots??? surely they just made some mistakes and then immediately were no longer racist from then up to now! who among us www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Vance downplays group chat messages: ‘Kids do stupid things, especially young boys.’
The vice president called the texts "edgy, offensive jokes."
www.yahoo.com
it's entirely predictable that the Republican establishment response is "ah come on, everybody is racist in college"
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I'm Sorry I Laid Eggs Inside Your Dad
guarantee that sooner rather than later this take will naturally evolve into "inflation is the sign of a healthy economy actually"
BESSENT: ONE TIME PRICE ADJUSTMENT FROM TARIFFS IS NOT INFLATIONARY
ahhh delicious mölk, best for lead in bicep and brain
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Time to tune in to some analysis from Antifa expert…Chef Andrew…Gruel?…founder of…American Gravy Concepts?
13yo: mitochondria are the cell's generator
me: [looming over her like Severus Snape] I believe you mean the "powerhouse of the cell"
13yo doing biology quiz and she mentioned the Golgi apparatus? this is a Golgi body household