Sweet Sticky Thick and Pretty
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You not finna swing, tho. Comedienne in my head. Everything here is a bit in progress. $CeeNCrumpets
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The girl is a marketing team's dream, TBH.
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cardi’s new campaign with Bobbi formula 🔥🥹 money making cardi
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Trying to figure out between getting catfish and shrimp tonight
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Like I can't make a $17 purchase without verifying my identity? That seems insane
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Yesterday I went to the store and I swiped my card. My purchase declined, which was weird because I knew I had the money and then I got a text from my bank asking me was I trying to make this purchase, type 1 or 2.

What if I didn't have my phone on me? What if it was broke? I can't spend my money?
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The Walt Disney company is one of the biggest corporations in America.

They don't have bullshit lawyers.
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....... The fact that he is going up against The Mouse and it's actually getting to trial? I fear he may have a fucking case, No matter if it's dumb or not. 😂😂
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Everything now is doing these multifactor authentications and quite personally, I hate everything about it. It doesn't feel safer, I am just more annoying. I would love to stop the reliance on my PHONE. I want to leave my phone and it be okay.

I sometimes want the technology of 1998 back.
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Every year, the last day before they close the pool they open it up for people to bring their dogs.

But like is that even something that should be done? LOL
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I still know of a few, thank God!
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am i misremembering the past or was there definitely a time when you could pay for takeaways delivered to your door in cash to the delivery driver?
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I love that movie so much. Adina was IT. 😂😂😂

And by it I mean the original Nicki Minaj
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My Daddy used to LOVE construction off seasons. 🤣

"I'm a stay-at-home husband, I got to have this dinner on before my wife get here at 3:30."

And he DID 😂😂 laundry was always done and folded, He kept up on his General Hospital and we used to have lunches made every single day.
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My sweet pookie babies that aren't very good is fucking hilarious
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Chennedy Carter posted this one to her stories 😂 #WNBA
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And yes, I know one can be both but I am talking specifically anything under the AMG family lol
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I raise you a 24yo Chaldean woman from Dearborn in an AMG.
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A C Class Benz with Virginia tags and AKA plates is the most dangerous vehicle on the road.
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Liverwurst and cheese with Ovaltine
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It’s October 15, 1977 and I’m on my way to Mrs. Ulrich’s 1st grade class at Bloomington Lutheran school.

What’s in my lunchbox and thermos?
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You thought the white man's plight would move her?!
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She don't give a damn about your social justice initiatives 🤣
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I KNOW MY GRANDMA GOT HER HULA THO
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And also, my mom said I couldn’t boycott with y’all no more because this is her house and she wanted her Hula channel back on her tv.

I believe the word she used was “Now!” Something like that.

BUT I didn’t sign up for a Disney bundle. Just the basics with ads. Cuz F society!
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SO TIRED! Only thing I want for both is macaroni and ham LOL
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Preparing ahead of time to tell my family don't fucking come if you don't like it!!
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Dare to be different and shit, you know?
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This is so random but I think I'm going to make oxtails for Thanksgiving. Like I'm going to do a Jamaican Thanksgiving.

Oxtail, rice and peas, a little cabbage. Macaroni and cheese (not that macaroni pie shit) and yams.
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