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Chris Limb

@catmachine.com

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Writer, Music, Dreams, Space #ActuallyAutistic #Neurodivergent They/them UrbanFantasy MusicBiz novels: http://comeba.co.uk Hastings based

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Chris Limb @catmachine.com · Oct 18

In the meantime I've added it to my Redbubble so you can get it on a sticker.

No AI Art by catmachine | Redbubble

Road sign style icon indicating No AI art

www.redbubble.com

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Chris Limb @catmachine.com · 9h

Just remembered another childhood banana phobia I had - was convinced they’d have tarantulas hiding in them.

I was half convinced the bruised bits in bananas were something to do with them.

Chris Limb @catmachine.com · 9h

Even the teachers thought I was uncool.

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Chris Limb @catmachine.com · 12h

Well I don’t have it. And weren’t we being told last week* that higher than basic arts exams were “rip off” qualifications?

*yes, by the Tories, but the message in the media all feels like it’s in the same voice.

The Independent @the-independent.com · 17h

Migrants will need A-level standard English to work in UK

www.independent.co.uk

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Chris Limb @catmachine.com · 14h

Another “Things Seen While Going For A Walk” post.

Two partially boarded up holes in a concrete groyne next to some shingle with green water visible through it.

My sparkling purple boots on the end of my legs as I sit on a beam of wood on the shingle beach with the sea in the distance. Two wooden posts in the foreground.

Concrete groyne stretching out to eventually submerge in the calm green sea under a grey sky. Some kind of rusty post is mounted on the end.

Big rusty anchor on shingle next to three of the tall black wooden net huts on Hastings beach

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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 15h

Saw a video comparing the AI bubble to the Nifty 50 stock crash of 1973, and it feels like the closest parallel, certainly moreso than the dotcom bubble. In 1973 it turned out the top 50 stocks were overvalued by x10 and a combination of the oil crisis and the Nixon Shock made the market crash

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Chris Limb @catmachine.com · 15h

I still get Exciting Plans occasionally although to be fair these days they’re usually far more practical and stand at least a slim chance of being carried out.

Chris Limb @catmachine.com · 16h

But nevertheless it was one of those things that felt like An Exciting Plan for an hour or so.

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Chris Limb @catmachine.com · 16h

I just remembered that at one point in my childhood I got it into my head that I was going to translate Watership Down into French.

I managed the first sentence "Les primevères était fini." and then lost interest.

(I suspect that deep down I knew my knowledge of French was severely limited.)

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Chris Limb @catmachine.com · 17h

But only one set of cutlery that I use for myself.

Chris Limb @catmachine.com · 17h

I expect it happens when I’m avoiding something and have run out of procrastination material.

(Unstuck now; suspect I was avoiding exercises.)

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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 17h

Maybe we can cut the corners off the paper, like in Battlestar Galactica, so it feels futuristic.

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Chris Limb @catmachine.com · 18h

Got stuck sitting on the stairs. It’s something that happens to me sometimes.

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Eddie Robson @eddierobson.bsky.social · 20h

People being performatively outraged/neurotic/judgmental about things other people do that don't affect them in any way has got out of hand in the social media era, I think.

Alex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 20h

One of the posts that got me flamed back in the old place was when I said I didn’t fetishise books as objects and wasn’t bothered if their owners wanted to rip them in half to make their baggage lighter or chuck them in the recycling once they’ve read them or whatever. Some people went ballistic

Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 1d

The veneration of Books As Objects misses the point entirely. If you're reading a book, turn the corners down, break the spine, spill soup on it. It's your book, go nuts. A pristine, unread book is a tragedy in a way that a beloved, much-read book that looks like the dog's been at it could never be.

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Chris Limb @catmachine.com · 19h

I also still remember some of my friends' numbers.

Interestingly there was one occasion I forgot a friends number when trying to call him from a phone box so i had to empty my mind and let my muscle memory do the thinking for me.

It worked.

Chris Limb @catmachine.com · 19h

While we're talking telephone numbers, I still remember the numbers of all three of my London childhood homes. (All "01" because I struck out on my own before the number change.)

One of these even had the local exchange name written in the centre of the dial rather than the three digit prefix.

Chris Limb @catmachine.com · 20h

I have been guilty of this myself in the past.

Chris Limb @catmachine.com · 20h

Even if it was mine?!

If there's a set of ostensibly identical mugs I can still tell the difference.

Of course now that I live alone I have a number of "my" mugs.

Chris Limb @catmachine.com · 20h

When first sharing a place with others after leaving home I caused great hilarity amongst housemates when I referred to a particular mug as “my” mug.

I was thunderstruck. Did this mean that they all just drank their tea or coffee out of… the first mug that came to hand?

Chris Limb @catmachine.com · 20h

Whenever anyone talks about “the [x] debate”, “the [y] issue” or the “[z] question” where x, y and z are groups of people, they are trying to legitimising bigotry by pretending it’s part of civilised discourse.

They’re not doing anything else.

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Patrick Galey @patrickgaley.bsky.social · 21h

Sorry, what? There is no “race debate”. There is racism, there are racists.

This isn’t a legitimate political polemic, this is hate speech and hate crime.

Can we stop trying to wedge the bigotry of fragile white men in to public discourse? Doing so is hate-washing and we need to stop it.

The Guardian @theguardian.com · 23h

‘Frightened to get out of their cars’: Britain’s toxic race debates threaten overseas care workers

Staff are being advised to travel in mixed groups and carry panic alarms as incidents of intimidation spread

www.theguardian.com

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Chris Limb @catmachine.com · 20h

#OnThisDay

14 October
Brighton, Hastings

The pod of the Brighton i360 – a mirrored flying saucer – near the bottom of the tower shaft. People queue in the foreground,

Close up of a crow perched on a railing in front of of the beach. Slices of shingle, groyne and sea visible.

Rainbow arcs down over Hastings, placing the pot of gold at the junction of St Mary’s Terrace, and Plynlimmon Road

Chris Limb @catmachine.com · 20h

I have noticed that occasionally people will work for hours adding extra complicated features to a system in order to avoid doing a simple thing that would take them a few seconds.

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bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 1d

If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.

Did people really memorize phone numbers before cell phones, or is that just a movie thing?
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I was watching some old shows from the 90s and noticed people would just dial numbers from memory - like they'd call their friends or family without looking anything up.
Made me wonder if that was actually normal back then? Did people genuinely have all their important numbers memorized, or did most folks keep a little address book or written list nearby?

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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 1d

It’s galling that the tech bubble is still so overinflated with capital that we don’t find out nobody knows how to make any money out of a new idea until about 25 years in, when they’ve destroyed all the proven industries that did it perfectly well before.

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Tube Mapper- Luke Agbaimoni @tubemapper.bsky.social · 1d

I had a lovely time exploring the small tunnels of the mail rail at the Postal Museum.

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