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Cam No Relation Newton
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Cam No Relation Newton @camc.bsky.social · Jun 18
Accidentally bought Mangum condoms, now my dick looks like an aeroplane over the sea.
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Cam No Relation Newton @camc.bsky.social · 10h
Let’s face it people, any republican under the age of 60 has a personality disorder. Most of the older ones do too, but 100% of the young ones.
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Cam No Relation Newton @camc.bsky.social · 10h
You’re laughing. Catturd will have to pay out of pocket to get his bowels cleared at the hospital once a month and youre laughing.
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👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 11h
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Dominic Michael Tripi & @DMichaelTripi X.com NEW: X executive says creator monetization program may potentially be ended, saying that the system does "more harm than good." 10:27 AM • 10/15/25
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Cam No Relation Newton @camc.bsky.social · 10h
back. Dammit
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Cam No Relation Newton @camc.bsky.social · 10h
Reverse cowgirl so you can read the chapters from Moby Dick tattooed on their
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Devi 🧙‍♀️✨ @deviwestside.bsky.social · 10h
reverse cowgirl so I can paint your toenails to match mine
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 10h
reverse cowgirl, so we can solve this Scooby-Doo! mystery together
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Cam No Relation Newton @camc.bsky.social · 11h
How will he afford more dogs to run over?
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Cam No Relation Newton @camc.bsky.social · 12h
Musicians do covers and tribute albums all the time, but when I copy Dril’s last 500 posts word for word I’m “plagiarizing”.
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Cam No Relation Newton @camc.bsky.social · 12h
Onion headline reading “Archaeologist tired of unearthing unspeakable ancient evils”. The image below the headline shows an archaeologist looking nonplussed as ghostly skeletons fly past him into the sky
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Cam No Relation Newton @camc.bsky.social · 13h
Night Lords and Iron Warriors i think are the biggest signs a person has great taste.
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Cam No Relation Newton @camc.bsky.social · 13h
Damn it, I cant help but love this pope
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 15h
Someone in the crowd: “Go Cubs!”

Pope Leo XIV: “Han perdido! They lost!”
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Cam No Relation Newton @camc.bsky.social · 1d
Who up chewing they teeth?
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Cam No Relation Newton @camc.bsky.social · 1d
It breaks my heart that Billy Bob Thornton is taking food from the table of “WAZZAAAAAAAP” guy’s family.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 2d
It is tacky for really famous people to be in TV commercials for products. Their gambling debts/boat repairs are not my problem, those roles should belong to actors like the Time To Make The Donuts guy and the actress who said "who are you calling a cootie queen you lint licker" in that Orbit ad.
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Cam No Relation Newton @camc.bsky.social · 1d
I WILL remove my pants!
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CNBC @cnbc.com · 10d
To shut down rude behavior instantly, try a simple yet powerful five-word response.
Use this 5-word phrase when someone is rude to you—it's like 'holding up a mirror,' says public speaking expert
When we encounter a rude person, our first instinct might be to fire back with a snarky comment. But that's not the right move, says public speaking expert John Bowe. Here's the perfect response to instantly shut down rude behavior.
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Cam No Relation Newton @camc.bsky.social · 1d
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Are you an AI Doomer or an Accelerationist who can’t wait for machines to out think us?
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Bloomberg Opinion @opinion.bloomberg.com · 1d
QUIZ: Are you an AI Doomer? Or maybe you’re an Accelerationist who can’t wait for machines to out-think us? 👀🤖

Discover what AI future you actually want: bloom.bg/4nZhfjN
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Cam No Relation Newton @camc.bsky.social · 1d
Scott Summers is the worst, I hate his fucking guts.
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X-Men Don't Need Britches 💙💛 @rphutch1975.bsky.social · 2d
What's an opinion about X-Men that'll get you sent to jail? Is Jean really interesting or really boring? Should Logan have stayed dead? Do you think a certain x-mens outfit is positively horrendous even though people seem to love it?

The Brood Saga is better than Dark Phoenix imo 🤷
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Cam No Relation Newton @camc.bsky.social · 1d
China is gonna buy this entire country for pennies
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Unusual Whales @unusualwhales.bsky.social · 4d
AI bubble now 17 times bigger than dot-com boom and four times larger than subprime crisis, per MW
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Cam No Relation Newton @camc.bsky.social · 1d
Guess Comedy Central’s roast department stopped calling.
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Dr Luke Steubenstein 👹 @lukesteuber.com · 1d
I was so sure that was Laura Loomer
Whitney Cummings Says Riyadh Comedy Festival Backlash ‘Is Just Racism,’ Claims Stand-Up Comics Who’ve Worked With Live Nation Have ‘Taken Saudi Money’
Whitney Cummings is the latest comedian to defend performing at the Riyadh Comedy Festival, which sparked widespread backlash in the comedy industry for its ties to the Saudi Arabia government. Speaki...
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Cam No Relation Newton @camc.bsky.social · 3d
Isn’t it cool how birds exist?
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Cam No Relation Newton @camc.bsky.social · 3d
It’s that time of year. There’s a chill in the air, theres leaves on the ground. Folks, it’s Blood Bowl season
The original box art for Blood Bowl, featuring orcs, ogres, and humans playing American football against each other
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Cam No Relation Newton @camc.bsky.social · 3d
It goes unspoken here, but I’m pretty sure Thiel wishes he was the Anti-Christ.
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Sharon @sharonk.bsky.social · 3d
thiel, man, what the fuck are you talking about
He describes the plot of Watchmen, a 1986 graphic novel involving superheroes grappling with moral questions about humanity against the backdrop of impending nuclear war: The antihero Ozymandias, the antichrist-type figure, is sort of an early-modern person. He believes this will be a timeless and eternal solution – eternal world peace. Moore is sort of a late-modern. In early modernity, you have ideal solutions, ‘perfect’ solutions to calculus. In late modernity, things are sort of probabilistic. And at some point, he asks Dr Manhattan whether the world government is going to last. And he says that ‘nothing lasts forever.’ So you embrace the antichrist and it still doesn’t work. Thiel later finds biblical meaning in the manga One Piece, discussing how he believes it represents a future where an antichrist-like one-world government has repressed science. He believes that the hero, Monkey D Luffy, represents a Christlike figure. In One Piece, you are set in a fantasy world, again sort of an alternate earth, but it’s 800 years into the reign of this one-world state. Which, as the story unfolds, gradually gets darker and darker. You sort of realize, in my interpretation, who runs the world and it’s something like the antichrist. There’s Luffy, a pirate who wears a red straw hat, sort of like Christ’s crown of thorns. And then towards the end of the story, transforms into a figure who resembles Christ in Revelation. Thiel, along with a researcher and writer at Thiel Capital, explored these ideas at greater length in an essay for the religious journal First Things earlier this month.
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Cam No Relation Newton @camc.bsky.social · 6d
“When are they gonna get to the Frankenstein factory?!”
A ★★★★★ review of Bride of Frankenstein (1935)
My favorite guy is the coach driver at the beginning who has an American accent and is like “Ahh, beat it ya daffy broad” when the old lady tells everyone the monster survived. Every time I return to ...
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Cam No Relation Newton @camc.bsky.social · 6d
RIP, I still have my Yellowstone Magic Blaseball cap.
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Cam No Relation Newton @camc.bsky.social · 6d
And if that diamond ring don’t shine
Then I’ll buuuuy you a porcupine
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Cam No Relation Newton @camc.bsky.social · 6d
Right? And even in hindsight the people are like “can you BELIEVE they wanted us to poop in a BAG?”
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Cam No Relation Newton @camc.bsky.social · 6d
*smugly* Bustin’ makes you feel good? Uh yeah buddy, you and everyone else.
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Cam No Relation Newton @camc.bsky.social · 6d
I’d like to see Mastodon top THIS *makes ten of the worst posts you’ve ever seen in the span of 15 minutes*
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