The CAFFinator
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The CAFFinator
@calfinator.bsky.social
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Software Engineer. Cat person. Usually a smart-ass
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Oh nooooo, Lindsey Halligan, this is not how any of this works

(15 screens into a Signal exchange) www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...
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Journalism version of "are you a cop? You have to tell me if you're a cop"
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The Democrats need to get a hell of a lot of cameras on the White House and plaster the photos everywhere. It's not just the brazen symbol of a megalomaniac destroying national heritage; it's happening during a government shutdown when ordinary people aren't getting paid. Make every American see it.
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Taking care of Medicare like the Detroit mob took care of Jimmy Hoffa.
Trump: "We took care of Medicaid and Medicare. We took care of everything. We didn't know where we'd stand in a year or two years from now, so we put every single thing that we wanted in that bill for four years. So we don't need anymore votes."
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The only people doing well right now seem to be AI executives, crypto bros and the Trump family.
CNN: Other than gas prices, when are other cost of living prices going to come down?

REP. LISA McCLAIN: Listen, we have a massive hole that we need to dig out from from the last administration

CNN: But this administration is 9 months in and Trump promised to lower prices on day one
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Compare Trump’s (unusual) level of empathy for Argentina — vs. Ukraine.

@atrupar.com
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“.. Johnson did not elaborate on what Trump’s point might have been.” 🤡

@politico.com
www.politico.com/live-updates...
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Nothing restores confidence in the currency you’re propping up with $40 billion or so like saying the country is dying.
Q: What do you have to say to farmers who feel that the deal is benefitting Argentina more than it is them?

TRUMP: Look, Argentina is fighting for its life, young lady. You don't know anything about it. You understand what that means? They are dying
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Trump has no idea what’s going on in the world, unless he sees it on TV, or someone actively gets in his ear about it enough that it sticks.

Which makes him a global security threat. He can’t make good decisions when he doesn’t have a clear picture of everything.
Q: Do you feel Israel was justified with striking when it did?

TRUMP: Striking where?

Q: In Gaza. Today. And overnight.

TRUMP: I'd have to get back to you on that
Unfortunately, I don't think that plays into what they'll construe as the actual question: whether or not a "presidential proclamation" is reviewable w.r.t. actual facts.

Trump wants to argue there's no way to review his "facts"
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Unblocked the White House account for a sec just to check activity, and boy is it active. People earnestly replying to obvious trolling, why.
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The president needs your help! He's collecting diarrhea for his plane. He has a plane that's 99% toilet with other people's diarrhea in it and he wears a little crown when he drives it around. Brave patriots please send your loose stool to your favorite diarrhea president for his diarrhea plane.
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This entire conversation is based on the lie that democrats shut down the government. Karl just goes along with that premise.
KARL: I mean, you could swear in Adelita Grijalva tomorrow, right?

MIKE JOHNSON: No, not tomorrow. We couldn't. We wouldn't.
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"low IQ" is Donald Trump's racist dog whistle for a woman of color. It's the only time he uses the term.
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Trump says he's got his golden palace, let the American people eat shit.
Trump posts AI video showing him literally dumping shit on America
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Giant copy of the Constitution being carried down Pennsylvania Avenue.
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i imagine there’s about to be an influx of MAGA chuds spewing their bullshit but i really can’t stress enough that if we don’t give them oxygen, they’ll get bored and leave. block early and often.
i know the desire to fight with these sick freaks is strong but resist the urge and just block. it’s better for your brain.
I do this on the few times I'm on X too. You'll never get them all, but it's still cathartic.