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Jim

@btvjim.bsky.social

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Animals. Booze. Music. Burlington, Vermont. Honorary Glaswegian. SCUBA Divemaster. Private pilot. Not necessarily actively.

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Introvert Problems @introvertproblems.bsky.social · 16h

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Jim @btvjim.bsky.social · 15h

😂 🥰 Modern Drunkard.

Jim @btvjim.bsky.social · 16h

🤷🏻‍♂️

Jim @btvjim.bsky.social · 18h

Pouring rain in sunshine!

Jim @btvjim.bsky.social · 20h

😩 😭

Jim @btvjim.bsky.social · 21h

Dorked out and made a playlist of SW’s Québec set list. 🤓

Jim @btvjim.bsky.social · 23h

I mean. 😆 He wouldn’t be wrong.

The Onion @theonion.com · 23h

Visibly Bruised Pete Hegseth Declares Wobbly Barstools Threat To National Security https://theonion.com/visibly-bruised-pete-hegseth-declares-wobbly-barstools-threat-to-national-security/

Jim @btvjim.bsky.social · 23h

Morning earworm. 🎶 🤤

Jim @btvjim.bsky.social · 1d

😩 From one of my favorite Glasgow pubs. Been pining for the city lately. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Jim @btvjim.bsky.social · 1d

True actually. Give it a good rinse first. Eat it like an apple. Less wasteful and more nutritious! (Really!)

Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 1d

You should eat a kiwi fruit fuzzy skin and all. None of this chopping the top off and eating it like a boiled egg nonsense.

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Jim @btvjim.bsky.social · 1d

Double-wide strollers should be banned from sidewalks. Walk your kids in the street. Thank you for your attention to this matter. 🤭

Jim @btvjim.bsky.social · 1d

Wife:

Me: “The Timemaster 3000 states it is 11pm.”

Wife: 🤨

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trouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 1d

Do I look like I can be arsed with hunting mice? Fetch me frigging a Twix.

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Jim @btvjim.bsky.social · 1d

OP never tried inhaling CO2. 😵‍💫

Jim @btvjim.bsky.social · 1d

This has to be a joke. 😂

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HeidiHo🆘🇺🇸🇺🇦 @heidiho521.bsky.social · 3d

Good Morning 🦖🦕

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No Joyman @nojoyman.bsky.social · 2d

Old Soviet joke:

Why do ICE agents travel in groups of three?

One can read, one can write, and the third keeps an eye on the two intellectuals

Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 2d

New ICE recruiting methods have resulted in half of this group of absolute winners failing AN OPEN BOOK TEST

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Jim @btvjim.bsky.social · 2d

Every time I go to a movie theater I’m reminded of why I don’t go to movie theaters.

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Introvert Problems @introvertproblems.bsky.social · 2d

Anyone else look out their window when it's cloudy or raining and think, it's a beautiful day?

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Jim @btvjim.bsky.social · 2d

However did human beings survive before everyone could walk around with a liter of water everywhere they go?

Jim @btvjim.bsky.social · 2d

Carbur’s bar was better. #BTV #IYKYK

Jim @btvjim.bsky.social · 2d

Thunder in Vermont in October. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 3d

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Jim @btvjim.bsky.social · 3d

Oh yeah she’s still a Vedek.

Jim @btvjim.bsky.social · 3d

Kai Winn. Just as insufferably annoying as I remembered. #DS9