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NOT TIM Boomer Sooner!
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I like dogs and jokes about JFK. And the Texas Rangers, Stars, Islanders, Blackhawks, Sooners, Red Sox and LFC. I do IT stuff, I love weather, and I've never traded Luka. 1990 Daily Oklahoman State Geography Bee Finalist RIP Diogo Jota
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NOT TIM Boomer Sooner! @brandoneffdub.bsky.social · Nov 15
TAke a look, y'all: IMG_4346.jpeg
wapplehouse.bsky.social Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · Nov 15
You can steal classic tweets and post them here as your own watch this:

You’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
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NOT TIM Boomer Sooner! @brandoneffdub.bsky.social · 22m
Listening to the radio call and Razor is making this same point.

If he's a foot out and not crouching down, the puck hits him.
brandoneffdub.bsky.social NOT TIM Boomer Sooner! @brandoneffdub.bsky.social · 25m
Look, I know that's a deflection.

But why the hell is Jake is so deep in his net?
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NOT TIM Boomer Sooner! @brandoneffdub.bsky.social · 24m
Again, why doesn't the NHL use Hawkeye technology so they don't have to guess?
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NOT TIM Boomer Sooner! @brandoneffdub.bsky.social · 25m
Look, I know that's a deflection.

But why the hell is Jake is so deep in his net?
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NOT TIM Boomer Sooner! @brandoneffdub.bsky.social · 42m
*PULLS HOCKEYGODS INTO A ROOM*

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT DEFLECTION GOAL FROM CECI YOU ASSHOLES?
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NOT TIM Boomer Sooner! @brandoneffdub.bsky.social · 45m
He's right here @damnitjason.bsky.social
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NOT TIM Boomer Sooner! @brandoneffdub.bsky.social · 50m
They've been awful tonight
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NOT TIM Boomer Sooner! @brandoneffdub.bsky.social · 51m
Do we need to have a talk here, @hockeygods ?
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NOT TIM Boomer Sooner! @brandoneffdub.bsky.social · 1h
Absolutely awful
tiffin.bsky.social Robert Tiffin @tiffin.bsky.social · 1h
Corey Perry drew a high-sticking call here with some...I won't say embellishment. Let's say, "reaction."
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NOT TIM Boomer Sooner! @brandoneffdub.bsky.social · 1h
Off a phantom high stick.

Terrible
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eileen @eileenjforrest.bsky.social · 1h
I know they couldn't when he was traded since it was during the season but I'm shocked no one gave Mikko a 'these are penalties now that you aren't on the Avs' presentation before this season began
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NOT TIM Boomer Sooner! @brandoneffdub.bsky.social · 1h
If I bagged on him the last game, I have to give him credit for looking like himself.

Keep it up.
davidcastillo.bsky.social DavidCastilloAC @davidcastillo.bsky.social · 1h
Miro Heiskanen looks like Miro Heiskanen right now. Never thought I'd have to clarify that, but it's true.
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NOT TIM Boomer Sooner! @brandoneffdub.bsky.social · 1h
If I'm cheering, it's because he's no longer on the team.
lassimak.bsky.social Lia Assimakopoulos @lassimak.bsky.social · 1h
The Stars welcome Cody Ceci back to AAC.
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NOT TIM Boomer Sooner! @brandoneffdub.bsky.social · 1h
Plan the parade at Belmont Park.
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NOT TIM Boomer Sooner! @brandoneffdub.bsky.social · 2h
I-S-L-A-N-D-E-R-S !!
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NOT TIM Boomer Sooner! @brandoneffdub.bsky.social · 2h
a man wearing a shirt that says chick magnet is cutting eggs
ALT: a man wearing a shirt that says chick magnet is cutting eggs
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NOT TIM Boomer Sooner! @brandoneffdub.bsky.social · 4h
This is mine
two women are talking to each other and one of them says shock me shock me shock me with that deviant behavior .
ALT: two women are talking to each other and one of them says shock me shock me shock me with that deviant behavior .
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NOT TIM Boomer Sooner! @brandoneffdub.bsky.social · 5h
🎵 Turquoise 1979
Cool kids never have the time 🎵
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NOT TIM Boomer Sooner! @brandoneffdub.bsky.social · 10h
a basketball player wearing a lakers jersey stands in front of his teammates
ALT: a basketball player wearing a lakers jersey stands in front of his teammates
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NOT TIM Boomer Sooner! @brandoneffdub.bsky.social · 10h
Get in, loser! We're going to drop movie references.
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 10h
Car refrigerant bottle that looks like the bottle in the picture
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NOT TIM Boomer Sooner! @brandoneffdub.bsky.social · 11h
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NOT TIM Boomer Sooner! @brandoneffdub.bsky.social · 13h
All we can hope is that he’s somehow involved in this Chauncey Billups gambling thing.
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NOT TIM Boomer Sooner! @brandoneffdub.bsky.social · 22h
And as long as he has the backing of this dumbass organization, it won't matter anyway.
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NOT TIM Boomer Sooner! @brandoneffdub.bsky.social · 22h
For Nico to be fired means hoping the Mavs have an early 90's like start to their season, which means rooting against them.

I can't do that.

So I'll just go the route of indifference.
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NOT TIM Boomer Sooner! @brandoneffdub.bsky.social · 23h
I have divorced myself from the Mavs, but I invite you to eat your own butt...respecfully of course.
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