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NOT TIM Boomer Sooner!
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I like dogs and jokes about JFK. And the Texas Rangers, Stars, Islanders, Blackhawks, Sooners, Red Sox and LFC. I do IT stuff, I love weather, and I've never traded Luka. 1990 Daily Oklahoman State Geography Bee Finalist RIP Diogo Jota
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You can steal classic tweets and post them here as your own watch this:

You’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
Listening to the radio call and Razor is making this same point.

If he's a foot out and not crouching down, the puck hits him.
Look, I know that's a deflection.

But why the hell is Jake is so deep in his net?
Again, why doesn't the NHL use Hawkeye technology so they don't have to guess?
Look, I know that's a deflection.

But why the hell is Jake is so deep in his net?
*PULLS HOCKEYGODS INTO A ROOM*

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT DEFLECTION GOAL FROM CECI YOU ASSHOLES?
Do we need to have a talk here, @hockeygods ?
Absolutely awful
Corey Perry drew a high-sticking call here with some...I won't say embellishment. Let's say, "reaction."
Off a phantom high stick.

Terrible
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I know they couldn't when he was traded since it was during the season but I'm shocked no one gave Mikko a 'these are penalties now that you aren't on the Avs' presentation before this season began
If I bagged on him the last game, I have to give him credit for looking like himself.

Keep it up.
Miro Heiskanen looks like Miro Heiskanen right now. Never thought I'd have to clarify that, but it's true.
If I'm cheering, it's because he's no longer on the team.
The Stars welcome Cody Ceci back to AAC.
Plan the parade at Belmont Park.
🎵 Turquoise 1979
Cool kids never have the time 🎵
Get in, loser! We're going to drop movie references.
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All we can hope is that he’s somehow involved in this Chauncey Billups gambling thing.
And as long as he has the backing of this dumbass organization, it won't matter anyway.
For Nico to be fired means hoping the Mavs have an early 90's like start to their season, which means rooting against them.

I can't do that.

So I'll just go the route of indifference.
I have divorced myself from the Mavs, but I invite you to eat your own butt...respecfully of course.