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Col. Boozy Badger

@boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com

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Middle-Aged Mediocre Guy/Law Guy/Dad/Does performance stuff. Kentucky Colonel. Host of Boozy’s Legal Funhouse podcast. He/Him. Other places: https://linktr.ee/boozybadger . Not your lawyer. I am an adult. There will be adult things. Views are my own.

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · Jun 9

I was hoping we were all on the same page but after a fun conversation tonight on stream:

I am a lawyer. I am not your lawyer. I do not accept private clients, and I will not give legal advice online to you or others.

Law is fact and jurisdiction specific. You do not want to just ask a guy online.

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 1h

If you don’t get this I would like to congratulate you on not knowing what that whole bacon narwhal thing means.

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Anne Trubek @atrubek.bsky.social · 11h

Probably best to chase it indefinitely

2covet @2covet.bsky.social · 11h

www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/rare-whit...

Locals stunned by world-famous white whale sighting off NZ coast

Locals near Kaikōura captured rare footage of a white humpback whale.

www.nzherald.co.nz

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 2h

I am sorry to report that it has been determined I am the Boston Bomber.

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 2h

“Huh. There’s been a spike in site visitors from… com.reddit.frontpage.”

“This is either slightly good or very, very bad.”

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 1d

More 7th Guest today at 2 PM Eastern as I try to make up for a day away yesterday and continue the October part of the Year of Adventure Accordingly!!!

Twitch.tv/boozybadger

Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 1d

I do not tend to notice how attractive my small elderly men are. You got a thing for wizened gnomes?

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 1d

Tailoring should be done by Thursday. I’m running my other suits out to the cleaners today for alterations as well.

Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 1d

I have informed him I plan on coming back after Thanksgiving to look at his 3 piece suits.

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 1d

Talking to the little old guy that runs the place and looking at his selection, most of his stuff may have “fallen off a truck” somewhere. But I’ll be damned if he didn’t take my measurements like a champ and immediately know what I wanted when I said “Philadelphia jury.”

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 1d

Picked up 2 new suits yesterday from the new suit shop at the outlets. Nothing flashy but a couple good mid-range suits on a steep discount. With tailoring both came to $500.

They ain’t Savile Row (the street), but they also ain’t Boscov’s. I’ll take it.

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 1d

“And honestly I’m side eyeing you a bit if it’s between 18 and 21 and your graduation song was ‘Friends Forever.’”

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 1d

Quoted from conversations with my spouse this weekend:

“Age is a number. Unless that number is less than 18. Then it’s a felony.”

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 1d

Oh yeah I live here now!

Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 2d

Okay so, I actually do know a rodent lawyer…

Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 2d

A little known fact is that, when confronted with an ICE agent, the North American Protest Frog can inflate to up to 100x its normal size to frighten off predators.

Don Zeko @donzeko.bsky.social · 2d

You should also try changing your stance to appear bigger and hanging your food in bags high enough off the ground that they can't reach.

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 2d

“Let me explain, Officer.”

Sean Eric Fagan @kithrup.bsky.social · 2d

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:

The drives were clicking.

Chris 🎃 DevPods.gg gamedev community @chrisdeleon.bsky.social · 2d

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

Animate taking off jacket

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 2d

I saw this when it first was out on Shudder and really enjoyed it as a stupid and fun movie.

Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 3d

Back for some more 7th Guest and then some ghost chat at twitch.tv/boozybadger! Game starts at 7:15 PM Eastern, followed by the spooky talk at 8:00 PM Eastern!

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BixByte @bixbyte.bsky.social · 4d

It's been a week with no interest and I'm getting desperate, so I lowered the prices.

Shop: ko-fi.com/bixbyte/shop

#Furry #Fursuit #Furries #Fursona #Fursuiting #FursuitSale #FursuitForSale #Fursuit4Sale #FursuitMaker #FurryFandom #FurryArt #Halloween #SpiritHalloween #Premade #Costume #Fox

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 3d

Taking a break for a bit but I plan to come back a little later tonight to stream some more 7th Guest and talk about ghosts and junk. Keep an eye on here for the time, but likely after 6 Pm Eastern

Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 3d

Changed to 1:30 Eastern and the 7th Guest because I need to set stuff up still

Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 3d

At 1 PM Eastern, approximately, I’m going to be streaming one of my selection of spooky themed point and click adventures but I have no clue which one.

Twitch.tv/boozybadger

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 3d

Changed to 1:30 Eastern and the 7th Guest because I need to set stuff up still

Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 3d

At 1 PM Eastern, approximately, I’m going to be streaming one of my selection of spooky themed point and click adventures but I have no clue which one.

Twitch.tv/boozybadger

Twitch

Twitch is the world

Twitch.tv

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 3d

At 1 PM Eastern, approximately, I’m going to be streaming one of my selection of spooky themed point and click adventures but I have no clue which one.

Twitch.tv/boozybadger

Twitch

Twitch is the world

Twitch.tv

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 4d

Past Me: “Oh god. What should I do to get ready for this? Like, what’s our plan to handle it?”

Me, hauling a suitcase through the portal: “I’m moving in with you.”

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 4d

Past Me: “At least we learned some valuable lessons about the importance of a strong disease preparedness plan.”

Me: “…”

Past Me: “Right?”

Me: “…”

Past Me: “RIGHT?”

Me: “The secretary of health ate roadkill and swims in raw sewage.”

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 4d

Past Me: “WAIT HE’S STILL PRESIDENT? HE ACTUALLY DID RUN FOR A THIRD TERM?”

Me: “Second.”

Past Me: “Second? But…”

Me: “Yeah we voted him out and then voted him back in.”

Past Me: “…WE as in…”

Me: “Oh, god no. WE, personally, are fucking terrified by this.”

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