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R.L. Stine Cold Steve Austin @bolt451.bsky.social · 7h

And /or nightmare Blunt rotation

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R.L. Stine Cold Steve Austin @bolt451.bsky.social · 7h

Ash Sarkar and William Hague are there too. What a green room that will be

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R.L. Stine Cold Steve Austin @bolt451.bsky.social · 7h

Ew nick Clegg is at Cheltenham lit festival tomorrow. His talk is called "how to save the internet" i might crash a hot dog car into the event ala Tim Robinson

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R.L. Stine Cold Steve Austin @bolt451.bsky.social · 9h

Its a little tempting to pick a canon option then write multiple alternate epilogues from other timelines

R.L. Stine Cold Steve Austin @bolt451.bsky.social · 9h

And yet its a little tempting to write :p

Its the antithesis to the happy little epilogue in the extended Red white and royal blue

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R.L. Stine Cold Steve Austin @bolt451.bsky.social · 10h

Ooh.
Thirty years time
Shes queen.
Shes still single.
She sees her university love is getting married.
She comes out. She abdicates, BUT she can't get her old love back

R.L. Stine Cold Steve Austin @bolt451.bsky.social · 11h

the ending options are as follows
Basically after she becomes heir. its
1)Comes out to her parents, but keeps it a secret to the world. Compromises that she will never marry a man (but not a woman either) and the throne will pass to her cousin
1a) same but secret sapphic relationship

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R.L. Stine Cold Steve Austin @bolt451.bsky.social · 10h

The other max drama one is in twenty years she queen, she sees her university love has gotten married. And comes out to the public.

Shes out. Shes abdicating, but she won't get her old GF back, gasp

R.L. Stine Cold Steve Austin @bolt451.bsky.social · 10h

Which to go for. Hmm

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Chris Towers is in Offseason Mode @cptowers.bsky.social · 12h

How it started: How it’s going:

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R.L. Stine Cold Steve Austin @bolt451.bsky.social · 10h

Lettuce on standby, my friend.

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R.L. Stine Cold Steve Austin @bolt451.bsky.social · 11h

and finally
5) the absolutely least likely, the "fuck it, we ball" ending, where she comes out and dares her parents and Parliament to remove her as heir

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R.L. Stine Cold Steve Austin @bolt451.bsky.social · 11h

4)Comes out to world, abdicates, (would need an act of parliament)

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R.L. Stine Cold Steve Austin @bolt451.bsky.social · 11h

3)Comes out to parents, abdicates as heir but doesnt come out to the country. (would require act of parliament, which would be hard without obvious reason)

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R.L. Stine Cold Steve Austin @bolt451.bsky.social · 11h

2)Keeps it a secret from everyone, and spends the rest of her life alone.
2a) same but with secret sapphic relationship

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R.L. Stine Cold Steve Austin @bolt451.bsky.social · 11h

the ending options are as follows
Basically after she becomes heir. its
1)Comes out to her parents, but keeps it a secret to the world. Compromises that she will never marry a man (but not a woman either) and the throne will pass to her cousin
1a) same but secret sapphic relationship

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R.L. Stine Cold Steve Austin @bolt451.bsky.social · 11h

Came up with several endings for this royal romance thing and one of them accidentally insinuates that Elizabeth the First was a lesbian

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R.L. Stine Cold Steve Austin @bolt451.bsky.social · 11h

Crotch-a-mania *Clap clap clapclapclap* Crotch-a-mania!

(please dont block me)

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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 3d

For the people who have guessed that I and @chucktingle.bsky.social are the same person, here are the two of us in the same place at the same time. Two buckaroos proving love is real!