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Binfire Era @binfire.bsky.social · Aug 21

As a break from *gestures at it all*, I'm going to rate constellations of the zodiac.

First up: Aries.

Do fuck off. That's a line, mate. You can't just show me an obtuse angle, make bleating noises and expect me to see a sheep. You must think my head buttons up the back

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Louise @mlouisep.bsky.social · 4h

I’m an adult in the same way a tomato is a fruit.

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Martin Nutbeem @martinnutbeem.bsky.social · 4h

I was slightly simpliced before it was popular, actually.

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Al Kennedy @alkennedy.bsky.social · 4h

I miss the Schott's Miscellany books, it was like an annual for grownups

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Binfire Era @binfire.bsky.social · 4h

Aaaaaaaah

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Binfire Era @binfire.bsky.social · 4h

Good point. Now I'm wondering if this is was a cry for help

Binfire Era @binfire.bsky.social · 7h

Dressing for the job I want.

Publicity still for "It's a hard life" by Queen.

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Binfire Era @binfire.bsky.social · 7h

In my headcanon her next date was with a guy who wore a woolly suit, and they got wooly married and have several wooly children in their woolly house

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Binfire Era @binfire.bsky.social · 8h

Arms folded like a stroppy toddler

Jill Weinberger @jillybobww.bsky.social · 9h

Keira Knightley cares so little about trans people that she couldn't even be bothered to prep an answer about working w/ Rowling & just seemed very angry to be asked. And no, I don't believe that she didn't know. Come on. www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/co...

From the Fauxmoi community on Reddit: The video of her response to this was so much worse than the transcript

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Harrgggh-time orange 🍊💀 @sirhiss.bsky.social · 8h

Kiera Shitely

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Jayesh @jazzleberrywhy.bsky.social · 8h

This is still funny

Terry @telthetrekkie.bsky.social · Jul 26

Terry at a karaoke, holding a microphone with the lyrics of WAP being displayed in the background

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Binfire Era @binfire.bsky.social · 18h

Only metaphorically

Binfire Era @binfire.bsky.social · 18h

mate he's not going to shag you

shanerosser.bsky.social @shanerosser.bsky.social · 1d

Gaza peace plan 'not possible' without Trump, says Starmer

Sir Keir Starmer is updating the House of Commons on the ceasefire in the Middle East.

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Dr Toboggan's Ungodly Homunculus @aylwin.bsky.social · 18h

Love to see artists who I once respected getting excited about AI, doesnt add to my spiralling alienation at all.

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Binfire Era @binfire.bsky.social · 19h

Say your education was funded by slavery without saying your education was funded by slavery

Binfire Era @binfire.bsky.social · 21h

The woke left will say it is illegal to make a British citizen stateless. I will point at literally any 70s public information film

Binfire Era @binfire.bsky.social · 21h

Wait that's actually a good idea. It should apply to British citizens too obv

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Binfire Era @binfire.bsky.social · 21h

Yep

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Pesky Spookter @peskysplinter.bsky.social · 21h

These ITV gameshows are getting more and more desperate

JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 21h

Celebrity Ejaculation Yura Hazuki

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Binfire Era @binfire.bsky.social · 21h

BREAKING: Shabana Mahmood announces that immigrants will have to correctly rewire a 1363 plug before being allowed entry to the UK

Sylvia @sylvia-suffragette.bsky.social · 21h

BREAKING: Shabana Mahmood announces that immigrants will have to join the PG Woodhouse Society before being allowed entry to the UK

Paul Bernal @paulbernal.bsky.social · 1d

BREAKING: Shabana Mahmood announces that immigrants will have to recite Beowulf in its entirety in Old English, without notes, before being allowed entry to the U.K.

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Binfire Era @binfire.bsky.social · 22h

It depends a lot on the heat tbh.

Binfire Era @binfire.bsky.social · 22h

Bit of both

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Binfire Era @binfire.bsky.social · 22h

Nobody cares about Yankistan, go away

Binfire Era @binfire.bsky.social · 22h

It's like the discovery of the Epstein drive in The Expanse 🥹 Accidentally stumbling on a power you survive just long enough to realise will change the world

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L @gits.bsky.social · 22h

my advice is lie to the pharmacist or health worker. it won't always work but it can do. say you're working in a health care capacity with vulnerable people. from anecdotal and friends' experience they're more likely to do it if they think business is involved rather than it being personal reasons

robfay.bsky.social @robfay.bsky.social · 23h

UK limits on who can get NHS-provided covid vaccines are really strict now; you have to be over 75, or immunocompromised (from a condition/treatment on a list), or be in a care home. It doesn't include those people's carers. Meanwhile, studies continue to show the effectiveness of the vaccine. 1/3

elia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 1d

(UK) “It’s really bad, I won’t lie to you” is what the pharmacist told me as she had to deny me the covid vaccine. I got the flu one, no problem. A 74 year old got denied bcs he isn’t 75, so he said he’ll do it next year bcs he cannot afford to pay for private. It’s really bad. 1/4

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Binfire Era @binfire.bsky.social · 22h

Lxds new yankbait just dropped

Th'Omen @mrmoth.bsky.social · 1d

THE TRUTH ABOUT THE GREEN PARTY'S BOOMING MEMBERSHIP

lots of people are joining the Green Party

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