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Long Sam Stuffington 🦃🍽️

@billyr.bsky.social

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🐌banana slug *ariolimax colombianus* 🌎Atfalati Kalapuyan Land/Beaverton, Ore. 🫵LAND BACK and PROTECT TRANS KIDS ya filthy animals 🧙‍♂️he/him

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Long Sam Stuffington 🦃🍽️ @billyr.bsky.social · 11h

here comes peter potty tail
hoppin' down the

a trailside signpost reads TOILET down one side and TRAIL down the other

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RC Cola Pope-(Pepsi NO ICE)-Spooky Edition @quintilian.bsky.social · 1d

If you are pissed off that the Dodgers won and your team did not then ask the owner of your favorite team what they spent all their money on other than making a better baseball team.

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Long Sam Stuffington 🦃🍽️ @billyr.bsky.social · 1d

boooooo

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 1d

a game for sick freaks

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. @ourapartment.bsky.social · 1d

baseball will be central to reestablishing liberal democracy

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Long Sam Stuffington 🦃🍽️ @billyr.bsky.social · 1d

PLEASE DEATH
TAKE ME
clap clap
clap clap clap

kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 1d

you can chant “i want to die” to the organ and it works very well

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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 1d

Folks,

mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 6d

My god Playoff Kershaw looming out there like Checkov's Gun

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 1d

give us 20 innings this time. make this a root canal. i'll be watching. fuck god and fuck you

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Long Sam Stuffington 🦃🍽️ @billyr.bsky.social · 1d

sluggish swing, you could say

Long Sam Stuffington 🦃🍽️ @billyr.bsky.social · 1d

george springer's swing in slow motion is faster than i have ever swung a bat in my life

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Long Sam Stuffington 🦃🍽️ @billyr.bsky.social · 1d

🎶 get up every morning
slaving for bread, sir
so that every mouth can be fed

poor me
normalites, ah

David (Spartan) @spartanmello.bsky.social · 1d

The more fun thing:

If this game was allowed to end in a tie, it would have been the 2nd 17-17 game in MSU history, and the first since 11/2/1901 against Albion College.

The Michigan State Normal Normalites finished the season 3-4-1 with wins over Hillsdale, Albion (different game), and Kalamazoo.

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David Gillaspie @dgill5581.bsky.social · 1d

Could that game have been won with better coaching? Yes.

Did coaching cost us the game? No.

I’m still not completely out on this staff. Call me a sucker, because I am. But that team showed fight and grit that we haven’t seen in a while. I’m willing to let this play out the rest of the season.

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Long Sam Stuffington 🦃🍽️ @billyr.bsky.social · 1d

RETVRN an hour

Long Sam Stuffington 🦃🍽️ @billyr.bsky.social · 1d

game 7 TONIGHT!
Shohei Ohtani vs Max Scherzer
get the fuck out of here!
baseball is awesome

Pitch Profiler @mlbpitchprofiler.com · 1d

November 1st MLB Schedule

Daily Schedule leaderboard showing top players

Long Sam Stuffington 🦃🍽️ @billyr.bsky.social · 1d

Marge Simpson seen opening the back door of her home to find two extension cords linked and drapes across the patio and hanging from the light fixture; one assumes this is part of yet another harebrained enterprise of her husband, Homer, or perhaps her mischievous son, Bart, or some collaboration between the two of them. the caption, in good old white impact typeface, reads MY GOOD GRAY EXTENSION CORD.

Long Sam Stuffington 🦃🍽️ @billyr.bsky.social · 1d

reese's peanut butter cups are a breakfast food 🍳

Long Sam Stuffington 🦃🍽️ @billyr.bsky.social · 1d

what if combo KFC/Taco Bell but it's car place plus barbershop combo. maybe a dentist's office in there too

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Long Sam Stuffington 🦃🍽️ @billyr.bsky.social · 1d

you put these four on the floor with pretty much any MSU guard from the last 40 years and they would kick anybody's ass in any way they wanted to. maybe even playing with just these four

Long Sam Stuffington 🦃🍽️ @billyr.bsky.social · 1d

"the owl of Minerva spreads her wings only at dusk" - Hegel

Sam "The Old Dutch Snacc" Posnick @samposnick.com · 17d

IX. The Hermit. A cloaked owl hermit for today's tarot pull. Listen to your inner voice, let it show you the way.

#birds

Illustrated image of a tarot card for The Hermit, featuring coloured line art of a Eurasian Eagle Owl in a green cloak hood with a clawed lantern and candle in front of a night sky.

Long Sam Stuffington 🦃🍽️ @billyr.bsky.social · 2d

trail blazers are enjoyable again! so relieved to be rid of chauncey billups

Long Sam Stuffington 🦃🍽️ @billyr.bsky.social · 2d

look at the return the brewers got from baltimore for corbin burnes (dl hall and joey ortiz plus a comp pick) and adjust from there. i think skubal would be worth even more

Long Sam Stuffington 🦃🍽️ @billyr.bsky.social · 2d

(stuffing candy wrappers in my pocket) wtf is the DEAL with this heartburn tonight, i don't understand why this happens

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Luis Sopelana @luissopelana.bsky.social · 2d

Make it an 18+ event.

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