David Gillaspie
@dgill5581.bsky.social
Michigander living in Chicagoland. Husband, father, marathoner, dog dad, millennial nerd, college sports sicko.
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David Gillaspie
@dgill5581.bsky.social
· Oct 12
Finally, after four tries - finally sub-5. PR feels so good. Time to go eat way too much pizza and ice cream.
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The most compelling argument for this is that Sam was once a baby raised without ChatGPT, and look how he turned out.
FALLON: “And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
ALTMAN: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
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ALTMAN: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
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December 10, 2025 at 2:00 AM
The most compelling argument for this is that Sam was once a baby raised without ChatGPT, and look how he turned out.
Exhausted from a 12 hour work day surrounded my finance bros. Happy I got to LGA in time to take an earlier flight home and also change into my hoodie and get a shake from Shake Shack. Altogether an excellent evening.
December 10, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Exhausted from a 12 hour work day surrounded my finance bros. Happy I got to LGA in time to take an earlier flight home and also change into my hoodie and get a shake from Shake Shack. Altogether an excellent evening.
The office for today. New York Athletic Club.
Sometimes my work puts me in situations that feel way out of my league. Anyone who knows me knows I am not this swanky.
Sometimes my work puts me in situations that feel way out of my league. Anyone who knows me knows I am not this swanky.
December 9, 2025 at 1:19 PM
The office for today. New York Athletic Club.
Sometimes my work puts me in situations that feel way out of my league. Anyone who knows me knows I am not this swanky.
Sometimes my work puts me in situations that feel way out of my league. Anyone who knows me knows I am not this swanky.
Greetings from the second best city in the world.
I miss you, Chicago.
I miss you, Chicago.
December 8, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Greetings from the second best city in the world.
I miss you, Chicago.
I miss you, Chicago.
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repost if you’ve had your coffee now and you
December 8, 2025 at 12:26 PM
repost if you’ve had your coffee now and you
I forget how much I love O’Hare. No I’m not being sarcastic.
December 8, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I forget how much I love O’Hare. No I’m not being sarcastic.
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I forgot I’m flying to NYC tomorrow morning for work 😅
December 8, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I forgot I’m flying to NYC tomorrow morning for work 😅
If the Bears score here you have to go for 2. Go for the win - don’t mess around with OT.
December 8, 2025 at 12:15 AM
If the Bears score here you have to go for 2. Go for the win - don’t mess around with OT.
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Caleb's completion percentage may be low but his HOLY SHIT percentage is high
December 7, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Caleb's completion percentage may be low but his HOLY SHIT percentage is high
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Only poverty programs turn down the Poptart Bowl. Notre Dame should receive a postseason suspension for the next 3 years
10-2 Notre Dame announces it will not accept a bowl bid after missing the playoff.
December 7, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Only poverty programs turn down the Poptart Bowl. Notre Dame should receive a postseason suspension for the next 3 years
Battle of teams that had the most underwhelming seasons
December 7, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Battle of teams that had the most underwhelming seasons
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Me after spending all morning defending notre dame just for them to turn down the poptarts bowl
December 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Me after spending all morning defending notre dame just for them to turn down the poptarts bowl
Me eating ice cream directly from the carton:
December 7, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Me eating ice cream directly from the carton:
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A 16-team field would've been good this year, but it would've been far too big last year, when 12 fit.
There is no amount of expansion that will create the perfect size. The cutoff has to happen somewhere, and what that line should be is going to feel different every year.
There is no amount of expansion that will create the perfect size. The cutoff has to happen somewhere, and what that line should be is going to feel different every year.
December 7, 2025 at 6:58 PM
A 16-team field would've been good this year, but it would've been far too big last year, when 12 fit.
There is no amount of expansion that will create the perfect size. The cutoff has to happen somewhere, and what that line should be is going to feel different every year.
There is no amount of expansion that will create the perfect size. The cutoff has to happen somewhere, and what that line should be is going to feel different every year.
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You know what? I hope the committee gives playoff spots to THREE G5 teams
December 7, 2025 at 4:18 PM
You know what? I hope the committee gives playoff spots to THREE G5 teams
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You mean in basketball, right?
Duke, Texas Tech, and Indiana all winning P4 conference titles is really awesome
December 7, 2025 at 5:01 AM
You mean in basketball, right?
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if i was an indiana fan i would snort 60 tons of cocaine and swordfight a cop probably
December 7, 2025 at 4:17 AM
if i was an indiana fan i would snort 60 tons of cocaine and swordfight a cop probably
Why are Manny Diaz’s hoodie strings so long?
December 7, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Why are Manny Diaz’s hoodie strings so long?
I’m so happy for Indiana. Good for them. Incredible story.
December 7, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I’m so happy for Indiana. Good for them. Incredible story.
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Put the WMU Broncos in the bracket you cowards!
December 7, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Put the WMU Broncos in the bracket you cowards!
Ohio State feels inevitable
December 7, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Ohio State feels inevitable
CONGRATULATIONS TO YOUR 2025 NATIONAL CHAMPIONS, THE 4-8 MICHIGAN STATE SPARTANS
It's not fair to punish teams for losing. It's not fair to reward teams for winning. The only fair thing is to declare my favourite team the national champs
December 7, 2025 at 3:47 AM
CONGRATULATIONS TO YOUR 2025 NATIONAL CHAMPIONS, THE 4-8 MICHIGAN STATE SPARTANS
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It's not fair to punish teams for losing. It's not fair to reward teams for winning. The only fair thing is to declare my favourite team the national champs
December 7, 2025 at 3:32 AM
It's not fair to punish teams for losing. It's not fair to reward teams for winning. The only fair thing is to declare my favourite team the national champs