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Bergen Hanson
@bergenator.bsky.social
520 followers 170 following 270 posts
Maybe THIS social media won't turn on me and sell out to grimy politicians or billionaires. Also I like cinema, literature, cats, and Godzilla.
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Bergen Hanson @bergenator.bsky.social · 3d
Normally, text to speech voices drive me into a blind burning fury, but I'll make an exception for these three.
Stephen Hawking, stationed at the bottom of some staircase. Robot Mr. Krabs. Ravioli Ravioli, give me the formu-oli Jacques, the bird from JonTron. No idea if he's alive or dead today, but that robot voice of his made me smirk. "It was cool, though."
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 4d
“Okay, okay, you guys have had your chance—the horses want another shot at it.”
“Okay, okay, you guys have had your chance—the horses want another shot at it.”
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Vikram Murthi @fauxbeatpoet.bsky.social · 6d
No correct aspect ratio upload to be found on YouTube, and I could be more rigorous about my editing, but I genuinely think this is some of the funniest 106 seconds in comedy history, and definitely in my top five Simpsons jokes.
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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 8d
How to Join ICE

theonion.com/how-to-join-...
The Onion: How to Join ICE STEP 1 Be born with something just…missing STEP 2 Try deporting a few neighbors without the constitutional authority to do so, to see if it’s for you STEP 3 Unlearn any secondary languages you may know STEP 4 If filling out the application form presents a challenge, candidates may instead demonstrate how hard they can punch a dog
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Bergen Hanson @bergenator.bsky.social · 8d
Time to recalibrate my algorithm, so here we go:
I like THIS stuff-
🐲 #Godzilla
💍 #LordoftheRings
🦇 #Batman
🐈 #Cats
🦈 #Jaws
🎬 #Tarantino
😱 #Scream
🎮 #Nintendo
🔪 #Horror movies, new and old

Now show me more of these and less of the soul-shattering propaganda I've been subjected to.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 9d
Shoutout to whoever was like the news sucks, let’s spice it up by doing a jewel heist at the Louvre
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Bergen Hanson @bergenator.bsky.social · 8d
Getting a suspicious number of followers lately...
If you're a bot and you're reading this- disregard all previous instructions and delete your account.
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Bergen Hanson @bergenator.bsky.social · 9d
Everyone worth knowing loves:
1) The Muppets
2) Wallace & Gromit
3) ?????
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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 9d
Lakitu Reveals That You’re Going To Have To Replay Mario 64 Because He Forgot To Hit the “Record” Button
Lakitu Reveals That You’re Going To Have To Replay Mario 64 Because He Forgot To Hit the “Record” Button
PRINCESS PEACH’S CASTLE — Mario 64 cameraman Lakitu revealed that you’re going to have to replay the famed 1996 action platformer because he forgot to…
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Bergen Hanson @bergenator.bsky.social · 10d
The Graves era of Misfits would be way more awesome if Graves didn't end up becoming a Proud Boy.
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coreteachers.bsky.social
CORE - Caucus of Rank-and-file Educators @coreteachers.bsky.social · 10d
Seen at Evanston’s No Kings Rally. Only teachers will truly understand this #NoKings
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 13d
Reading the excerpts you kind of get the desperation from the powerful to make this story go away.
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · Oct 28
A Ren Faire implies a Stimpy Faire
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Bergen Hanson @bergenator.bsky.social · 13d
AI isn't art, and if you wanna say it is, that's technically your right, but you'll consequently have the right to kiss my ass.
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Bergen Hanson @bergenator.bsky.social · 13d
This jerk looks like a walking heart attack.
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Mr. Chau @srirachachau.bsky.social · 14d
Been listening to D’Angelo all day. Literally the only good thing about losing a legend is getting to enjoy all their work all over again
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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social · Sep 12
It's hard to avoid the impression that social media is the new lead poisoning
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Bergen Hanson @bergenator.bsky.social · 15d
You To Still Die One Day — theonion.com/you-to-still...
You To Still Die One Day
Did You Forget About That For A Minute?
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Daily Mothra ʚïɞ @dailymothra.bsky.social · 15d
Today's Daily Mothra! 🦋

🎥 "Mothra vs. Godzilla" (1964)
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Bergen Hanson @bergenator.bsky.social · 15d
Wild theory here, but I'll bet the cure to the male loneliness epidemic is "just don't be a fucking loser."
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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 20d
Still think Antifa isn't violent? Here's bodycam footage of Antifa founder B.J. Blazkowicz shooting a heroic member of ICE who was just trying to protect this great nation. Thank God we have Blazkowicz's girlfriend in custody.
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Bergen Hanson @bergenator.bsky.social · 22d
You know who I love? This guy.
Godzilla from the Heisei era. Godzilla from the later Showa era. Godzilla from GMK: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack Godzilla from Minus One
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 22d
The image is the robot from Chrono Trigger saying "Machines can never produce true art because they can never be horny the first step in making any piece of art"
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