@beefunwellington.bsky.social
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Wiseass lefty lawyer in Portlandia. 📎 The US sucks now. Half-Canadian. 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸
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jakevig.bsky.social
"We have a rising new Dem star who really engages with people, and is sure to win their next election."

DEM LEADERSHIP: That's fantastic.

"What are the next steps?"

DEM LEADERSHIP: Simple. Force them to step aside and throw their support behind this 80-year-old lifetime politician.
beefunwellington.bsky.social
A dude who ran for prez on a literal klan slogan won twice.
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katmabu.bsky.social
This weekend, three men in Evanston hugged their families goodbye to look for work at Home Depot but were attacked by ICE before they could return home.

Two were abducted, one is petrified of leaving the home.

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threnody.bsky.social
“i was sent into exile with nothing but my independent wealth, the property i own, my network of powerful & influential friends, & i pulled myself up by the bootstraps by doing nothing at all in my wilderness to end up the editor of one of america’s six remaining magazines. gumption. i have it.”
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bernielomax.extranapkins.net
The biggest mistake America ever made was committing war crimes everywhere except when the South deserved it
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dennycarter.bsky.social
I'm of two minds on analytics. It goes without saying that they've ruined sports. They ruin everything because they drain the humanity out of human events. I still like them because I enjoy knowing about things.
docktergaskit.bsky.social
To be fair football analytics, compared to those of baseball, are still in their infancy. And there’s still a huge contingent of baseball people and broadcasters who hate them.
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50501movement.bsky.social
The Portland Frog army has now infiltrated Tulsa, OK and they’ve made an unlikely alliance with the T-Rex infantry and Sharks on Hoverboards mercenary forces.

This is truly terrifying.
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robertscotthorton.bsky.social
The unalloyed malice that flows from this dude is amazing.
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rpsagainsttrump.bsky.social
Chris Christie: “Thie is no longer, the Department of Justice, is no longer the premier prosecuting office in America. What it is now is a capo regime who goes out and executes hits when directed by the Don to do so. That’s what it is.”
beefunwellington.bsky.social
That’s good to hear. Also, you don’t have to deal with our slave states, lol.
beefunwellington.bsky.social
I’ll never stop apologizing for the asshole from hell.
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noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social
My guess is these world leaders may come to regret this circle jerk they just afforded Trump in the very near future. It’s weird to lose respect for everyone all at once but that’s life. This was basically the Epcot Center version of a Trump cabinet meeting.
beefunwellington.bsky.social
Yes, they do.

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mrjohnmuller.bsky.social
The US right-wing used to flip out over stuff like gay wedding cakes or people saying "happy holidays", because they said it was a war on Christianity .

Now, there are masked goons camping outside of churches to try and kidnap parishioners. An actual war, on actual Christians.

And they love it.
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nycsouthpaw.bsky.social
Auspicious start for the new CBS News, laundering unattributed cop shit-talking through the incoming editor-in-chief’s blog and failing to correct a misspelling of the story subject’s name in the web headline for three days.