@beefunwellington.bsky.social
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Wiseass lefty lawyer in Portlandia. 📎 The US sucks now. Half-Canadian. 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸
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thebandcake.bsky.social
The phone number for the U.S. Capitol switchboard is (202) 224-3121. #epstein
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shannonpeel.bsky.social
According to this Canada’s Universal Health costs less than US Private Health with better results
june29.bsky.social
America spends too much on health care with too little return.
beefunwellington.bsky.social
I’d like to see him slap silly that burnt buttermilk biscuit Clarence Thomas.
beefunwellington.bsky.social
He passed on Secretary of Defense.
newsman.bsky.social
19-year-old Board of Director for $19Billion TikTok at. Unreal.
beefunwellington.bsky.social
He was already corrected on this by Kash, as if that wasn’t creepy enough.
beefunwellington.bsky.social
‘mericans were watching football & not giving a fuck, round infinity.
beefunwellington.bsky.social
They’re a court like FOX is news.

Just not.
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marklevinenyc.bsky.social
Murders per 100k residents:
* Houston 19.0
* Dallas 16.6
* San Antonio 15.9
* Ft. Worth 10.8
* NYC 4.6
beefunwellington.bsky.social
We don’t. I think they’re placeholders for our enemies. It’s a cardboard cutout government.
beefunwellington.bsky.social
None of this is about crime, cupcakes. And Canada doesn’t get tariffs for fentanyl smuggling.

JFC.

🤦🏼‍♂️
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kat-otis.bsky.social
He IS a domestic terrorist, a kiddie raper, a traitor...
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titonka.bsky.social
Ratio me. It’s a badge of honor. Oooooo yes I like it when you ratio me. Ooh now ratio me harder yessss. Now ratio me while the neighbors watch. Ok now wearing that costume. Yessss.
beefunwellington.bsky.social
He only helps Portlandia’s brand at this point, lol. We were built for this shite. Ok, I’m running gluten free banh mi back to the giant frog trenches.
beefunwellington.bsky.social
If that man were paid by the uber-wealthy to sanitize news for their benefit, then yes.

Nice chauvinism red herring, tho. This isn’t about pee pees or vajayjays, it’s about assholes.

Rich ones.

🙄
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timdickinson.bsky.social
Fierce, unruly joy in Portland at the emergency naked bike ride
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kevinmkruse.bsky.social
The freakout in NYC isn’t about Mamdani’s race, but his critics’ perception of his politics (and to some extent his religion).
As the seemingly endless NYC mayoral campaign enters its final weeks, the howls of the Democratic establishment in the city are only getting louder.
They've really convinced themselves that the election of a (gasp) Democratic Socialist will mean the absolute destruction of the city. Cops will quit! Billionaires will flee! Dogs and cats, living together!
I've been trying to place where l've heard this same rhetoric before, and it finally hit me this weekend - this is exactly what southern whites said when the first wave of African American
mayors took power.