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Rusty @el-presidente.bsky.social · 5h

On aggregate, he has once again cemented his rebar-bative reputation.

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Jean-Luc Picard @voiceofpericles.bsky.social · 6h

Looking at it, the image in the second photo was taken a second or two later than the one posted to twitter as a few of the people are in slightly different positions.

Amazing hacker being able to find a second photo on Mike's phone taken straight after the first.

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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 5h

Well spotted.

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 2h

CHICAGO: “They took my son. He’s only 16. I just want my baby back.”

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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 6h

One benchmark of a democracy is whether it is willing to hold those who have served at the very highest levels to account.

Can you imagine the United States ever doing something like this?

CNN @cnn.com · 6h

Former French President Nicolas Sarkozy enters a prison in Paris on the first day of a five-year sentence https://cnn.it/4hvGEiD

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Elisabeth Murray @lizthelemming.bsky.social · 2h

Lisa, love, they're not coming. Their own team has said they won't let them come. Maccabi Tel Aviv are of course anti-semitic for doing this... oh, hang on... erm...

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Mike Galsworthy @mikegalsworthy.bsky.social · 4h

We are ABSOLUTELY NOT overturning the police advice to ban.

We are just working with police to ensure the ban does not happen.

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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 4h

Sad how we live in a world where someone can get paid for an article about how they never wash their bread knife yet nobody will pay for my screenplay Phantom of the Airport (a disfigured man lives in the eaves of Gatwick Airport, visits a flight attendant in her dreams and teaches her to fly 747s).

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Zoe Williams @zoesqwilliams.bsky.social · 6h

My god, the sheer relief of reading a piece by someone who knows something about this football match and didn't just learn to spell Maccabi two days ago www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Standing with Maccabi’s football hooligans against local police – is that what patriotism looks like now? | Jonathan Liew

Tommy Robinson is said to be going to Villa Park as a Maccabi Tel Aviv fan. Do the politicians jumping on this bandwagon care what they are doing, asks Guardian columnist Jonathan Liew

www.theguardian.com

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Tomas Hirst @tomashirstecon.bsky.social · 4h

They had a full day to craft this statement and they still couldn’t bring themselves to say “this is unconscionable and we would never change the rules on people in this way” without adding the rider “as long as they deserve it”. Who is this even for?

Jessica Elgot @jessicaelgot.bsky.social · 5h

“We welcome those who come to this country, legally, and give more than they take. We believe the right to stay here must not be automatic, but that those who play their part should be able to earn that right."

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 16h

How to Join ICE

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STEP 1
Be born with something just…missing

STEP 2
Try deporting a few neighbors without the constitutional authority to do so, to see if it’s for you

STEP 3
Unlearn any secondary languages you may know

STEP 4
If filling out the application form presents a challenge, candidates may instead demonstrate how hard they can punch a dog

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 12h

Making Argentina Great Again

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Parody Keir Starmer @parodypm.bsky.social · 7h

And now we go live to Kent County Council for the Reform group meeting.

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Chris Brookmyre @brookmyre.bsky.social · 5h

Tough old night for Mike Graham. Turns out the bastard who hacked his facebook also shat in his trousers.

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Stephen 'more a comment than a question' Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 5h

Quite quaint that people still claim to have had their accounts hacked in Space Year 2025. It's like my parents still needing me to programme the VHS recorder in 1999.

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Stephen 'more a comment than a question' Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 5h

'Hello, I'm Robert Peston. After the break, I'll be talking to Idi Amin about his innovative crocodile nourishment programme.'

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Jack-o'-lantern Tindale 🎃 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 7h

There’s a sitcom in Prince Andrew relocating to Andorra to run a ski lodge with Juan-Carlos and every week another disgraced Royal makes a guest appearance.

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Sophie Mac @sophiemac.bsky.social · 19h

Things Starmer will comment on - attendance at football matches, Kneecap at Glastonbury

Things Starmer won't comment on - anything that really matters to the British public or the human race generally

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Dave, desde Smog ✅️ @daveutb.bsky.social · 6h

"On waking up after a night downing whiskey at the Reinhard Heydrich remembrance party, I realised my account was accessed by another NAZI.
A racist comment (slightly worse than the normal rancid, racist hate I normally post) had been posted.
It dawned on me I could be in the 💩"

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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 6h

Graham had been at Claire Fox's Festival of Ideas in Westminster on Sunday - and the photo the "hackers" posted was on the Jubilee line which runs through Westminster. So that's some attention to detail on their part.

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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 6h

EVIL HACKER DID IT

And the hacker was SO cunning, they used the same image he had just posted on Twitter, moments earlier.

And if you believe that, I have a concrete tree to sell you.

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Kari Dru @karidru.bsky.social · 16h

It seems to need to be said today: controlling who can give birt is eugenics.

Controlling who can live long enough to even think about reproducing is also eugenics.

A bunch of stuff people don't think of as eugenics is in fact eugenics.

We do A LOT of eugenics in the US.

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Jolyon Maugham KC @goodlawproject.org · 6h

Curious how the Graham Linehan story is being spun, including by the BBC. He was arrested on suspicion of the criminal offence of inciting violence; but the BBC is now conflating his incitement with a "non-crime hate incident".

BBC story: "Father Ted co-creator Graham Linehan has been arrested at Heathrow Airport on suspicion of inciting violence in relation to his posts on X."

BBC story: "The Metropolitan Police says it will no longer investigate non-crime hate incidents to allow officers to "focus on matters that meet the threshold for criminal investigations".

The announcement came as the Met confirmed it was dropping a probe into Father Ted creator Graham Linehan after he was arrested at Heathrow Airport on suspicion of inciting violence in posts on X.

Mr Linehan was arrested by five officers on 1 September after arriving on a flight from the US, sparking a backlash from some public figures and politicians.

The Crown Prosecution Service said it had decided no further action should be taken in the writer's case following a "careful review" of the evidence supplied by police.

In a statement on Monday addressing non-crime hate incidents, a Metropolitan Police spokesperson said it "understands the concern" around the case.

"The commissioner has been clear he doesn't believe officers should be policing toxic culture war debates, with current laws and rules on inciting violence online leaving them in an impossible position," the spokesperson said."

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In Space(man) No One Can Hear You Scream 👨‍🚀👽😱🚀🔫 @bazza2112.bsky.social · 6h

I remember when I first saw the title sequence. I absolutely wet myself at "Steamboat Fatty."

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AnthropoceneMPG 🌊 @anthropocenempg.bsky.social · 17h

#HalloGhoul

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