Simon
@bauxoffice.bsky.social
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weird cars & motorsports | ADHD | pinko cyclist | he/him | edmonton ab
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bauxoffice.bsky.social
Dodge, make the 9X8 the Hyper Bee 🐝
luke.turningfortune.com
Clearly the best possible outcome here is a Dodge-badged 9x8 with a throwback Trucks livery on the IMSA grid in 2027

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Ted Musgrave’s #1 MOPAR Dodge Truck in 2001
bauxoffice.bsky.social
Oh man. I love the original so much and had no idea this cover existed.
bauxoffice.bsky.social
Hey gang we're still raising money to get my girlfriend back from Kristi Noem
torchantifa.bsky.social
rt if you are the founder of antifa
bauxoffice.bsky.social
"Eat your heart out, Gaga," she says directly into the camera, breaking the fourth wall.
bauxoffice.bsky.social
House of Gucci, Patrizia Gucci is Miss Piggy
waitingforthetrade.bsky.social
Inverse Muppet premise: take a movie and replace one character with a Muppet. Everyone else stays human.
bauxoffice.bsky.social
My takeaway from everyone's replies is that thank goodness other people realize that Gonzo is a stronger leading man than Kermit.
waitingforthetrade.bsky.social
Inverse Muppet premise: take a movie and replace one character with a Muppet. Everyone else stays human.
bauxoffice.bsky.social
The steelies are my favourite
bauxoffice.bsky.social
I'm an elder millennial, the only phone number I have memorized is Mike Jones'
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
this marc jacobs suit looks like a spanish textbook
The cover of a Spanish textbook. The colors are purple, red, teal, black, and brown. Two people are talking to each other on the cover. The book is titled "En español!" Zendaya in a Marc Jacobs double-breasted suit. The colors are purple, red, teal, black, and brown.
bauxoffice.bsky.social
All signs point to that happening.
bauxoffice.bsky.social
IndyCar falling all over Mick Schumacher and he's not posting about it at all
bauxoffice.bsky.social
I mean the car. The photo is bad.
bauxoffice.bsky.social
I did an English & Comparative Literature degree right out of high school and while I did well and it opened the world to me, I was too young and inexperienced in life to really get the most out of it. 20 years later I'm a far better reader, critic, and writer.
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
bauxoffice.bsky.social
Mick Schumacher would not even blink at eating a tenderloin sandwich. He would love the state fair.
bauxoffice.bsky.social
Oh man I forgot how awesome Aeropress coffee is.
bauxoffice.bsky.social
Ever since I was a little boy I dreamed of testing a car that finished outside the leaders circle on a cold day
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philclark.bsky.social
my NTS mix is available for streaming. see you next time www.nts.live/shows/roots-...
bauxoffice.bsky.social
wherever the FUCK he wants
bauxoffice.bsky.social
They should time it for when Scott Tucker gets out of jail
bauxoffice.bsky.social
I was watching the Runoffs and thinking about the possibility of A Prod
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marygillis.bsky.social
The way everyone in a position of power in the government and at Canada Post refuses to entertain any of the proven methods that have saved other post offices and made them profitable is pathological.

How would they be behaving any differently if they were actively trying to make Canada Post fail?
Would you go to Canada Post for your mortgage? Why advocates think postal banking could be a lifeline for the Crown corp.
Amidst the labour dispute between Canada Post and the Canadian Union of Postal Workers, a debate concerning the future of post offices across the country has once again taken the stage: Should Canada ...
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