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Banned Randy

@bannedrandy.bsky.social

440 followers 190 following 2.8K posts

“We ain’t got no damned band, Randy!” - Doyle Hargraves “I wouldn’t expect you to understand, because this is all for me.” - Otis Spunkmeyer I just want to ride my bike.

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Banned Randy @bannedrandy.bsky.social · 17m

Gotta use lightweight spackle to get the best benefit.

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Benjamín Schultz-Figueroa @benjaminschultzfig.bsky.social · 14h

We've all waited so long to hear a politician say this. Far too long.

Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 14h

MAMDANI: "So hear this, Donald Trump: To get to any of us, you will have to get through all of us."

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 15h

Tonight's even more proof the mainstream reporters who are still on Twitter are suffering from a brain problem akin Havana Syndrome that is preventing them from accurately doing their jobs. They are being cooked alive by a snuff-focused apartheid algorithm.

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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 7h

Mike Johnson, probably: “what election? I’ve been extremely busy not releasing the Epstein files, I haven’t heard about any elections”

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Banned Randy @bannedrandy.bsky.social · 6h

Holy crap, this is a bright spot, isn’t it!!!

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 15h

Americans have spoken and they demand wokeness

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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 15h

MAGAs are so racist they made up a lie to scare Americans about Obama being a socialist and secret Muslim born in Kenya—and karma responded by electing a Ugandan born Muslim and proud democratic socialist to mayor of New York City.😅

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Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 1d

Wake up, Dick! I want you to see droves of New Yorkers voting in a Muslim socialist as mayor!

Dick?

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Justin Wolfers @justinwolfers.bsky.social · 19h

There's a lotta silliness and falsehoods in this statement, but I'm going to focus on the bigger issue: It is immoral to make low-income folks and their hungry children political pawns. Need is need.

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Banned Randy @bannedrandy.bsky.social · 18h

Sweet merc!

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Zander Furnas @alexanderfurnas.com · 20h

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Joyce White Vance @joycewhitevance.bsky.social · 21h

SNAP benefits will be gone, small businesses will suffer, insurance premiums will double, air traffic will be delayed/halted: All of these things are happening because when the gov't shutdown ends, the Epstein Files get released.

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Louisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 1d

The failure of the “blue no matter who” crowd to rally behind Mamdani really just lays the reality of that position bare, doesn’t it?

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Banned Randy @bannedrandy.bsky.social · 1d

Technical research:

Black and white photo of two guys with at least a couple packs of cigarettes packed into their mouths.

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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 1d

Tom Cruise in the courtroom scene at the end of A Few Good Men but he's saying "that sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?"

Jack Nicholson in the courtroom scene at the end of A Few Good Men but he's saying "a little bit is coming out the bottom"

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · Sep 27

ummm.. holy shit? tool use in bovids confirmed? holy holy shit?

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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 1d

If sandwich guy wins, somebody should make a statue of him throwing a sandwich at one of the confederate statues.

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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 1d

just....enjoy this

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Banned Randy @bannedrandy.bsky.social · 1d

It really is! The thought that went into it is sheer genius!

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Dave Jamieson @jamieson.bsky.social · 1d

Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.

The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.

"I could smell the onions and mustard."