Kirk Rudell
@rudell.bsky.social
Professional writer. Also amateur.
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ADMIRAL *tears in his eyes*: You’re our greatest living hull designer, Sir.
November 28, 2025 at 6:03 AM
ADMIRAL *tears in his eyes*: You’re our greatest living hull designer, Sir.
In his defense, he can’t believe they’re being so confrontational on this, the day that Jesus invented turkey.
“You’re a stupid person” — Trump lashes out at a reporter who presses him on the fact that the suspected DC shooter was actually thoroughly vetted before he was let in the US from Afghanistan
November 28, 2025 at 2:01 AM
In his defense, he can’t believe they’re being so confrontational on this, the day that Jesus invented turkey.
They’re trying to sell this sweater to JD Vance, specifically.
November 27, 2025 at 8:26 PM
They’re trying to sell this sweater to JD Vance, specifically.
Today is “Give MAGA Kevin some of the most valuable column inches in the world” Day.
A clear indicator that Maureen Dowd has never truly respected her platform, aside from her writing, is the fact that she hands it over to her racist brother once a year so “we” can all understand “them.”
November 27, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Today is “Give MAGA Kevin some of the most valuable column inches in the world” Day.
Time to eat myself stupid then watch NFL players suffer life-altering injuries in between commercials for crypto and erectile dysfunction meds 🦃🇺🇸
November 27, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Time to eat myself stupid then watch NFL players suffer life-altering injuries in between commercials for crypto and erectile dysfunction meds 🦃🇺🇸
I just assume the pardoned White House turkeys have been slaughtered.
November 27, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I just assume the pardoned White House turkeys have been slaughtered.
For a small fee, I will go to the table read off your enemy’s pilot and say, “What if the last scene was the first act break?”
For a small fee, I will go to your historian enemy’s seminar presentation and say “I guess I’m just wondering what the “so what” of this paper is?”
November 27, 2025 at 5:13 AM
For a small fee, I will go to the table read off your enemy’s pilot and say, “What if the last scene was the first act break?”
I’d set over/under for celebratory fist bumps in the White House tonight at 10.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Trump administration orders 500 more National Guard members to Washington after shooting, Hegseth says.
November 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I’d set over/under for celebratory fist bumps in the White House tonight at 10.
“Ambassador Guilfoyle, we need you to lay a wreath.”
“Sure, what’s his name? Oh.”
“Sure, what’s his name? Oh.”
November 27, 2025 at 1:35 AM
“Ambassador Guilfoyle, we need you to lay a wreath.”
“Sure, what’s his name? Oh.”
“Sure, what’s his name? Oh.”
“This platform is glitchy because my AI says I’m a genius.”
November 26, 2025 at 8:31 PM
“This platform is glitchy because my AI says I’m a genius.”
Any time I’m watching a movie with a big battle scene I look for the extras in the way back to see if they stayed committed to the fake fighting.
November 26, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Any time I’m watching a movie with a big battle scene I look for the extras in the way back to see if they stayed committed to the fake fighting.
BEZOS: So I was on my $500 million yacht and I shit myself, and as a valet wiped my ass with an Hermès towel that he then threw overboard, I had an idea for an editorial…
November 25, 2025 at 4:13 PM
BEZOS: So I was on my $500 million yacht and I shit myself, and as a valet wiped my ass with an Hermès towel that he then threw overboard, I had an idea for an editorial…
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Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
The people rappelling into apartment buildings to throw flash bangs at kids and kidnap their parents are demanding better manners.
Duffy on his demand that air travelers not wear slippers or pajamas: "It honors our country ... don't take your shoes off and put your feet on the chair ahead of you"
November 25, 2025 at 12:04 AM
The people rappelling into apartment buildings to throw flash bangs at kids and kidnap their parents are demanding better manners.
Dude, it’s not a time machine.
November 24, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Dude, it’s not a time machine.
I’ll see you in hell, Charlie Brown.
It really tied the room together, Charlie Brown
All the world will be your enemy, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 7:11 AM
I’ll see you in hell, Charlie Brown.
Dress for the Department of Transportation you want.
Duffy: "Trump talks about the golden age of transportation. But the golden age in transportation truly begins with you ... People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly ... so we want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season: Help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 23, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Dress for the Department of Transportation you want.
Spurs lineup for the NLD seems meant to clog the middle, not have possession, and maybe find something on a counter or set piece. Whatever the result, the intention is a slog.
November 23, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Spurs lineup for the NLD seems meant to clog the middle, not have possession, and maybe find something on a counter or set piece. Whatever the result, the intention is a slog.
I BOUGHT A DOUGHNUT AND THEY GAVE ME A RECEIPT FOR THE DOUGHNUT. I DON'T NEED A RECEIPT FOR THE DOUGHNUT. I'LL JUST GIVE YOU THE MONEY, AND YOU GIVE ME THE DOUGHNUT, END OF TRANSACTION. WE DON'T NEED TO BRING INK AND PAPER INTO THIS…
November 23, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I BOUGHT A DOUGHNUT AND THEY GAVE ME A RECEIPT FOR THE DOUGHNUT. I DON'T NEED A RECEIPT FOR THE DOUGHNUT. I'LL JUST GIVE YOU THE MONEY, AND YOU GIVE ME THE DOUGHNUT, END OF TRANSACTION. WE DON'T NEED TO BRING INK AND PAPER INTO THIS…
🎶That's the pain,
That cuts a straight line
Down through the heart;
We called it love.
We wrapped our arms around each other,
Tried to shove ourselves back together.
We was making love,
Making love.🎶
That cuts a straight line
Down through the heart;
We called it love.
We wrapped our arms around each other,
Tried to shove ourselves back together.
We was making love,
Making love.🎶
November 23, 2025 at 3:20 AM
🎶That's the pain,
That cuts a straight line
Down through the heart;
We called it love.
We wrapped our arms around each other,
Tried to shove ourselves back together.
We was making love,
Making love.🎶
That cuts a straight line
Down through the heart;
We called it love.
We wrapped our arms around each other,
Tried to shove ourselves back together.
We was making love,
Making love.🎶
Olivia Nuzzi is a generational talent in that she’s hooked up with someone from every generation.
November 22, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Olivia Nuzzi is a generational talent in that she’s hooked up with someone from every generation.
“The only thing you should be shooting in your arm is that sweet, sweet heroin.”
RFK Jr. wants you to know that he’s personally responsible for the anti-vax misinformation on the CDC's website
RFK Jr. wants you to know he’s personally responsible for anti-vax misinformation on CDC website
He told the New York Times there’s no proof that vaccines don’t cause autism, which is a lie.
www.motherjones.com
November 22, 2025 at 5:21 PM
“The only thing you should be shooting in your arm is that sweet, sweet heroin.”
A tear rolls from Cheryl Hines’ cheek and stains a faded poem in her hands:
“I mean to grab your cheeks
And do you in the Cheryl Heinie,
My Love”
“I mean to grab your cheeks
And do you in the Cheryl Heinie,
My Love”
November 22, 2025 at 6:39 AM
A tear rolls from Cheryl Hines’ cheek and stains a faded poem in her hands:
“I mean to grab your cheeks
And do you in the Cheryl Heinie,
My Love”
“I mean to grab your cheeks
And do you in the Cheryl Heinie,
My Love”
