Kirk Rudell
@rudell.bsky.social
Professional writer. Also amateur.
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https://www.soccertownmedia.com/
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ADMIRAL *tears in his eyes*: You’re our greatest living hull designer, Sir.
November 28, 2025 at 6:03 AM
ADMIRAL *tears in his eyes*: You’re our greatest living hull designer, Sir.
Choking on a bounty of forever chemicals. My Love.
November 27, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Choking on a bounty of forever chemicals. My Love.
They’re trying to sell this sweater to JD Vance, specifically.
November 27, 2025 at 8:26 PM
They’re trying to sell this sweater to JD Vance, specifically.
“Ambassador Guilfoyle, we need you to lay a wreath.”
“Sure, what’s his name? Oh.”
“Sure, what’s his name? Oh.”
November 27, 2025 at 1:35 AM
“Ambassador Guilfoyle, we need you to lay a wreath.”
“Sure, what’s his name? Oh.”
“Sure, what’s his name? Oh.”
“This platform is glitchy because my AI says I’m a genius.”
November 26, 2025 at 8:31 PM
“This platform is glitchy because my AI says I’m a genius.”
We're not here to start no trouble
We're just here to do the Super Bowl Shuffle
We're just here to do the Super Bowl Shuffle
November 26, 2025 at 4:45 PM
We're not here to start no trouble
We're just here to do the Super Bowl Shuffle
We're just here to do the Super Bowl Shuffle
“Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker investigate the very terrible harassment of white South African farmers.”
November 26, 2025 at 4:14 PM
“Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker investigate the very terrible harassment of white South African farmers.”
BEZOS: So I was on my $500 million yacht and I shit myself, and as a valet wiped my ass with an Hermès towel that he then threw overboard, I had an idea for an editorial…
November 25, 2025 at 4:13 PM
BEZOS: So I was on my $500 million yacht and I shit myself, and as a valet wiped my ass with an Hermès towel that he then threw overboard, I had an idea for an editorial…
Also fuck Apple/iPhones for trying to capitalize time machine
November 24, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Also fuck Apple/iPhones for trying to capitalize time machine
Dude, it’s not a time machine.
November 24, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Dude, it’s not a time machine.
Give a guy six years and a billion dollars and you should end up with a pretty solid, injury-resistant club.
But selecting a midfield that cannot hold any possession, allowing Arsenal to park in Spurs’ third and hope for a counter-foul-set piece was poor by Frank. And unnecessarily meek.
But selecting a midfield that cannot hold any possession, allowing Arsenal to park in Spurs’ third and hope for a counter-foul-set piece was poor by Frank. And unnecessarily meek.
November 23, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Give a guy six years and a billion dollars and you should end up with a pretty solid, injury-resistant club.
But selecting a midfield that cannot hold any possession, allowing Arsenal to park in Spurs’ third and hope for a counter-foul-set piece was poor by Frank. And unnecessarily meek.
But selecting a midfield that cannot hold any possession, allowing Arsenal to park in Spurs’ third and hope for a counter-foul-set piece was poor by Frank. And unnecessarily meek.
I BOUGHT A DOUGHNUT AND THEY GAVE ME A RECEIPT FOR THE DOUGHNUT. I DON'T NEED A RECEIPT FOR THE DOUGHNUT. I'LL JUST GIVE YOU THE MONEY, AND YOU GIVE ME THE DOUGHNUT, END OF TRANSACTION. WE DON'T NEED TO BRING INK AND PAPER INTO THIS…
November 23, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I BOUGHT A DOUGHNUT AND THEY GAVE ME A RECEIPT FOR THE DOUGHNUT. I DON'T NEED A RECEIPT FOR THE DOUGHNUT. I'LL JUST GIVE YOU THE MONEY, AND YOU GIVE ME THE DOUGHNUT, END OF TRANSACTION. WE DON'T NEED TO BRING INK AND PAPER INTO THIS…
POPE: She’s lost that loving feeling.
GOOSE: No, she hasn't.
POPE: Yes she has. She’s lost it.
GOOSE: C'mon man... I hate it when she does that.
POPE:
GOOSE: No, she hasn't.
POPE: Yes she has. She’s lost it.
GOOSE: C'mon man... I hate it when she does that.
POPE:
November 23, 2025 at 3:21 AM
POPE: She’s lost that loving feeling.
GOOSE: No, she hasn't.
POPE: Yes she has. She’s lost it.
GOOSE: C'mon man... I hate it when she does that.
POPE:
GOOSE: No, she hasn't.
POPE: Yes she has. She’s lost it.
GOOSE: C'mon man... I hate it when she does that.
POPE:
🎶That's the pain,
That cuts a straight line
Down through the heart;
We called it love.
We wrapped our arms around each other,
Tried to shove ourselves back together.
We was making love,
Making love.🎶
That cuts a straight line
Down through the heart;
We called it love.
We wrapped our arms around each other,
Tried to shove ourselves back together.
We was making love,
Making love.🎶
November 23, 2025 at 3:20 AM
🎶That's the pain,
That cuts a straight line
Down through the heart;
We called it love.
We wrapped our arms around each other,
Tried to shove ourselves back together.
We was making love,
Making love.🎶
That cuts a straight line
Down through the heart;
We called it love.
We wrapped our arms around each other,
Tried to shove ourselves back together.
We was making love,
Making love.🎶
Cuomo’s entire pitch was “vote for me or Trump will destroy the city”
Now he’s eating spaghetti alone in Scarsdale or wherever while Trump tries to catch some Mamdani magic
Now he’s eating spaghetti alone in Scarsdale or wherever while Trump tries to catch some Mamdani magic
November 21, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Cuomo’s entire pitch was “vote for me or Trump will destroy the city”
Now he’s eating spaghetti alone in Scarsdale or wherever while Trump tries to catch some Mamdani magic
Now he’s eating spaghetti alone in Scarsdale or wherever while Trump tries to catch some Mamdani magic
NY TIMES: MBS has been behaving more cautiously, rebuilding his reputation.
HUMAN RIGHTS GROUPS: Saudi Arabia is executing record numbers of people, including journalists, kids who are tortured into confessions, and alleged drug traffickers who are disappeared into Saudi jails, then killed.
HUMAN RIGHTS GROUPS: Saudi Arabia is executing record numbers of people, including journalists, kids who are tortured into confessions, and alleged drug traffickers who are disappeared into Saudi jails, then killed.
November 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
NY TIMES: MBS has been behaving more cautiously, rebuilding his reputation.
HUMAN RIGHTS GROUPS: Saudi Arabia is executing record numbers of people, including journalists, kids who are tortured into confessions, and alleged drug traffickers who are disappeared into Saudi jails, then killed.
HUMAN RIGHTS GROUPS: Saudi Arabia is executing record numbers of people, including journalists, kids who are tortured into confessions, and alleged drug traffickers who are disappeared into Saudi jails, then killed.
“upper echelons for functional resilience and sustained high performance under extreme demands.”
November 20, 2025 at 5:03 PM
“upper echelons for functional resilience and sustained high performance under extreme demands.”
You literally pay less if you don’t use tobacco.
November 19, 2025 at 11:15 PM
You literally pay less if you don’t use tobacco.
Summers didn’t actually coin this, but he’s proudly associated with the idea that a person has no incentive to take care of something they don’t own, only use.
It’s supposed to be a shorthand for economic theory but now it seems to be a mantra for sex offenders.
It’s supposed to be a shorthand for economic theory but now it seems to be a mantra for sex offenders.
November 18, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Summers didn’t actually coin this, but he’s proudly associated with the idea that a person has no incentive to take care of something they don’t own, only use.
It’s supposed to be a shorthand for economic theory but now it seems to be a mantra for sex offenders.
It’s supposed to be a shorthand for economic theory but now it seems to be a mantra for sex offenders.
The last line makes the journey worth it, but until then all I was thinking was that, as writers, they deserved each other.
November 18, 2025 at 6:28 AM
The last line makes the journey worth it, but until then all I was thinking was that, as writers, they deserved each other.
The magical AI boom is coming! Trickle down will work! Just give us everything we ask for because any effort to rein us in will DESTROY our prosperity!
And when we crash the economy again and Democrats fix everything again we’ll be back with the exact same pitch!
And when we crash the economy again and Democrats fix everything again we’ll be back with the exact same pitch!
November 16, 2025 at 9:01 PM
The magical AI boom is coming! Trickle down will work! Just give us everything we ask for because any effort to rein us in will DESTROY our prosperity!
And when we crash the economy again and Democrats fix everything again we’ll be back with the exact same pitch!
And when we crash the economy again and Democrats fix everything again we’ll be back with the exact same pitch!