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Never Brief the Throwaway COA

@bangunit.bsky.social

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Bagged Milk Evangelist. Tubular Meat Glutton. Booze Raccoon. A Baconator you eat for breakfast is technically a Breakfast Baconator.

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What’s the Hold Up Pod Dan @jacketdan.bsky.social · 2h

But I can’t play the guitar

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Never Brief the Throwaway COA @bangunit.bsky.social · 2h

Oo, yeah, definitely a top contender.

Never Brief the Throwaway COA @bangunit.bsky.social · 2h

I don't think I've ever had one, tbh.

Never Brief the Throwaway COA @bangunit.bsky.social · 10h

This is a great photo.

But I don't know if the York needs help? It's... the York.

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Never Brief the Throwaway COA @bangunit.bsky.social · 10h

Hell yes.

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Never Brief the Throwaway COA @bangunit.bsky.social · 10h

Oh, the McDonald's Breakfast Meat, absolutely a contender.

Never Brief the Throwaway COA @bangunit.bsky.social · 10h

Curious what Processed Food Product folks think is the _most_ indicative of American Food Science Supremacy.

Is it the Processed Cheese Slice? The carton of "Scrambled Egg"? Cool Whip? The Maraschino Cherry?

Leave your opinion below.

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Never Brief the Throwaway COA @bangunit.bsky.social · 22h

Well, -that- was fast.

Funny how it took him 20 years to decide on it, though.

Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 22h

PORTLAND, Maine (AP) — Maine Senate candidate Graham Platner tells AP he got a new tattoo to cover one seen as a Nazi symbol.

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Never Brief the Throwaway COA @bangunit.bsky.social · 1d

What do we think is coming first, the girlfriend with a restraining order, or the DUI-causing-bodily-harm charges?

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Never Brief the Throwaway COA @bangunit.bsky.social · 1d

Sure looks like it.

Never Brief the Throwaway COA @bangunit.bsky.social · 1d

I spent entirely too much time on SA and early, nascent 4chan shit, and yet I somehow also managed to not have a "Nazi phase".

Funny, that.

Never Brief the Throwaway COA @bangunit.bsky.social · 1d

Ding ding.

Never Brief the Throwaway COA @bangunit.bsky.social · 1d

I had -completely forgotten- about it

Then someone liked a reply I made to Propter from that thread, and it all came back.

Never Brief the Throwaway COA @bangunit.bsky.social · 2d

Lots of tattoo shops do coverups of hate symbols for free, as well. Laser's expensive, but you could easily get it blacked out.

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Never Brief the Throwaway COA @bangunit.bsky.social · 2d

If he actually believes the things he's been saying, he'd at a minimum have it covered by now. And there's shops that will do it for free!

Zero excuses.

Never Brief the Throwaway COA @bangunit.bsky.social · 2d

Fuck the Yankees.

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Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 2d

VLADDY JR IS THE FIRST PERSON IN A LEAFS JERSEY TO WIN A GAME SEVEN IN OVER 20 YEARS

Vladimir Guerrero Jr wearing a Leafs jersey before the Jays game

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Never Brief the Throwaway COA @bangunit.bsky.social · 2d

Your enthusiasm is noted.

Never Brief the Throwaway COA @bangunit.bsky.social · 2d

what game is this, please?

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Never Brief the Throwaway COA @bangunit.bsky.social · 2d

Oh, let me reasssure you, the Canadian Armed Forces are not immune to the same bullshit - it just manifests in different ways.

Never Brief the Throwaway COA @bangunit.bsky.social · 2d

It is infuriating how STUPID they all are.

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Never Brief the Throwaway COA @bangunit.bsky.social · 2d

Aha. Thank you. That is... illuminating.

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Never Brief the Throwaway COA @bangunit.bsky.social · 2d

SELCON is... (Sorry, CAF member here, I don't always understand the American acronyms and whatnot.)

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Never Brief the Throwaway COA @bangunit.bsky.social · 2d

I thought "up or out" only had two bangs at the gong.

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 2d

"Yes, yes, it *is* sad that you lost the family farm, but have you heard about the big beautiful ballroom that President Trump is building at the White House? It's going cost a quarter of a billion dollars! Yes, billion, with a b. ... What? ... No, you can't come see it. What a stupid question."

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