Matt HalloweenName
@badthoughthaver.bsky.social
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Nerd, geek, dork, loser. Please help: My thoughts, they are bad. Said thoughts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaolkthurmh6 Pfp by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social HIRE THEM NOW
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badthoughthaver.bsky.social
My personality? Imagine if Marvin the Paranoid Android and Eeyore fucked.
badthoughthaver.bsky.social
No thoughts, only floof 😍
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frenchys-goldau.bsky.social
*places a jar of liquid on table*

This, is urine.

Stay away from myine
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badthoughthaver.bsky.social
And I know they'll never leave me 🥲
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geraldinepiche.bsky.social
Everything i learned about Taylor Swift was against my will
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ygrene.bsky.social
resisting the urge to do a batch dump all of the clothing from the washer into the dryer and instead seeing how hard i can whip each individual item in there
badthoughthaver.bsky.social
Have you heard of "mirrors"?
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corduroycheddar.bsky.social
I wish my penis made me laugh the way it makes others laugh
badthoughthaver.bsky.social
Honestly this is why I never leave the house.
badthoughthaver.bsky.social
Gonna use that stupid AI movie generator thing to put Marilyn Monroe in Titanic. She plays the iceberg.
badthoughthaver.bsky.social
Omg, same! They're great, and they always agree with me!
badthoughthaver.bsky.social
To your cheese stash, obviously.
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apexamigo.bsky.social
dont get cute with me. actually why
do i say that? that sounds adorable
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geraldinepiche.bsky.social
Apparently Doomkick told someone that I got mad at him because he didnt want to pay my "high price for such a small artist" in truth, I asked him what seemed fair, he gave me a price and I agreed. Fuck you for trying to come for my professional reputation, dipshit
badthoughthaver.bsky.social
Uh oh, are they a couple of trouble makers really?
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jamberee13.bsky.social
*grasping shoulders* I want to hear your least interesting thoughts, your half formed philosophies, your ruminations, your desperate wishes please please do not run those scrambled words through the dullness machine, do not let a language model attempt to summarize those gasped pleas I so cherish
badthoughthaver.bsky.social
Well, I drink. I try not to overstretch myself with stuff like thinking…
badthoughthaver.bsky.social
There's a big difference between unwanted pain, and pain that feels kinda good.
That's also science.
badthoughthaver.bsky.social
Well what a couple of cuties they are!
badthoughthaver.bsky.social
Reason: Boobs hurt
Logic: Hot wings tasty

I see no problems here.