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Stone Cold Skeet Austin @icequebe.bsky.social · 2m

I’m the first of my bloodline to ever see these words put next to each other

Freeyore @mewefree.bsky.social · 14m

My friend got squirted with breastmilk during lunch hours at the gentlemen's club...

MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 16m

My buddy Gordon tells a hilarious joke about his cousin's coming out party where the male stripper dunked his meat in his cousin's beer and then his cousin drank it.

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JP @bacongawd.blacksky.app · 25m

!!!!!!

Caleb Dume @thacalebdume.bsky.social · 26m

I don't care what y'all say, I'm hitting Arby's as soon as payday comes around.

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 1h

Vikings GM this year

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pbsimpulse9.bsky.social @pbsimpulse9.bsky.social · 2h

Finally some good news.

aliii✨ @gigixmelo.bsky.social · 2h

nicki minaj is no longer threatening to release new music.

nicki minaj from her offical twitter account:
Ok I’m not going to put out the album anymore. No more music. Hope you’re happy now @sc

Bye, Barbz.

Love you for life
with and ai image of her running with herself? on a sidewalk

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Ma$on @masonfromtwitter.bsky.social · 2h

Everyone else is a model here for a check but the dude licking her foot is in it for the love of the game

Candy✨ @labeautenoire3.bsky.social · 2h

Sigh🥰

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JP @bacongawd.blacksky.app · 2h

Learning that a lot of your parents were boning around the holidays....

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Freeyore @mewefree.bsky.social · 2h

Here I am tryna sell hoodies and tees, and Kim Kardashian sells out of hairy panties. I'm doing it wrong, clearly...

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Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 2h

Y'all need to let that girl get her bag and mind your business. It's 2 groups of people I root for in THIS economy:

1. Everybody Black
2. The Hoes

John E Warren 🤠🐝♿️ @floppyadult.com · 17h

70 Year Old Raiders Owner Mark Davis Says His 26 Year Old Girlfriend Didn’t Know He Was A Billionaire And She Was Just Attracted To His Smile

A photo of Mark Davis in his awful little bowl cut with a pic of his girlfriend:

“70 Year Old Raiders Owner Mark Davis Says His 26 Year Old Girlfriend Didn’t Know He Was A Billionaire And She Was Just Attracted To His Smile”

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JP @bacongawd.blacksky.app · 3h

You've gotta be a complete weirdo to make this kind of comment to a stranger.....ESPECIALLY on their birtday. Do better.

Licker1 @add2minus2.bsky.social · 3h

Pink doesn't look good on you, let me see velvet on you. Sweet pinky

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JP @bacongawd.blacksky.app · 3h

"95% of this app eats ass" 😂😂😂

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rome. @romewithadot.com · 3h

95% of this app eats ass. If I decide I want a fast food roast beef sandwich, I’m not accepting judgement from THEM.

Spookyanna 🎃 @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 3h

Y’all are out here fantasizing about eating Pokémon, but let a girl say she wants to try something new at Arby’s.

“It’s armadillo snouts!”

Maybe I’m an adventurous eater! You don’t know me!

a man with a beard is sitting in a car looking at something

Alt: Idris Elba gif

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JP @bacongawd.blacksky.app · 3h

@bostonjerry.bsky.social Happy Birthday!

JP @bacongawd.blacksky.app · 3h

@seauxcocoa.bsky.social Happy Birthday, or whatever.....

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JP @bacongawd.blacksky.app · 4h

Eternal mood:

the lady from Bluesky @beigewunder.blacksky.app · 4h

I'm not in the mood for this shit.

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JP @bacongawd.blacksky.app · 5h

Good morning!

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JP @bacongawd.blacksky.app · 5h

@auntie-illy.blacksky.app Happy Birthday! 🩷💚💛🖤

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JP @bacongawd.blacksky.app · 5h

Good morning, people. Happy Hump Day to those that observe.

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JP @bacongawd.blacksky.app · 17h

Can they accept Apple Pay first?

NBC News @nbcnews.com · 18h

The nation’s largest retailer announces a new partnership with OpenAI, aimed at helping shoppers make purchases using the tech startup's chatbot app.

Walmart says customers will soon be able to use ChatGPT to shop

The nation's largest retailer announced a partnership with OpenAI that they say will create more personalized shopping experiences.

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JP @bacongawd.blacksky.app · 18h

It’s doo doo

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JP @bacongawd.blacksky.app · 18h

Currently eating a cookie butter Bundt cake…

a man is flying through the air with the words my whole life has change since you came in below him

ALT: a man is flying through the air with the words my whole life has change since you came in below him

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Fat Kid Deals @fatkiddeals.com · 18h

Protein Pop-Tarts coming to stores this November

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JP @bacongawd.blacksky.app · 18h

Everything don’t need protein added to it.

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ryan @ryanjackson.bsky.social · 19h

From www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...

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(•᷄- •᷅ ;) Some Theydie @2g4y.blacksky.app · 2d

Taste: kinda like soft jerky. Not very steaky....😞
Smell: not like steak...
Final thoughts: never again out of 10. They dont even give alil steak sauce 😒. It was like $12.00
#food #Arbys #steak

A advertisement for arbys steak nuggets. In the image a brave black person is reaching for a steak nugget.

This is me at my desk trying arbys steak nuggets like a fool.

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