Austin Miller aka absman420
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Author of gay fantasy/ adventure and other niche fiction. Several novels on Amazon. Also an avid cyclist and pit bull dad! http://www.amazon.com/author/austinmillerakaabsman420
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You gotta admit, for Theo to have a political opinion means it must be pretty important. Join him and the other #CentralParkCentaurs at the #NoKings rally this Saturday!
"I don't like being mad Mike. I want to be happy Mike. I want to be the happy warrior. But I am so upset about all this. God bless America."
-- Mike Johnson
I wrote a whole series of books about it!
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An important message to the people of New York City.

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You gotta admit, for Theo to have a political opinion means it must be pretty important. Join him and the other #CentralParkCentaurs at the #NoKings rally this Saturday!
Yeah, but Joe Biden’s old! Better get right on that story, Jake!
100% This:
Call me a narc but I'd support a way for citizens to report micro mobility scooters and e-bikes that are blocking the sidewalk or other right of way and have the last rider suffer some real consequences:
Strike 1: suspension for a day
Strike 2: suspension for a week
Strike 3: permaban
What were all the muscle-drones reading at the beach this year? Seems like everybody's getting pollinated.
#POLLINATIONtheSERIES
I KNOW YOUR PAIN -- he says, four follow-ups later.
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Everyone: I AM BOYCOTTING KINDLE

Me: cool, will you buy my books somewhere else at least?

*me looking at my sales report* Ah, I guess not.
#NoKings doesn't mean No Queens! Here's Mia catching a quick selfie with #CentralParkCentaurs AppleJack and Lickety Split at the Gapstow Bridge in Central Park.
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The Bare Necessities - Savage Edition

#MuscleMischief #SavageCharm #PrimitivePower #FurAndFlirt
#WildThing
In a sun-drenched forest clearing, a wildly handsome barbarian hero stands proud and unashamed — all muscle, grin, and swagger. His bronzed body glistens beneath a pelted cape, every carved line of his chest and arms glowing with animal strength. A horned skull helm crowns his curly hair as he poses boldly, a teasing spark in his eyes that dares you to look longer. His scant, fur-trimmed loincloth leaves little to the imagination, a relic of raw temptation and primitive charm. Painted in 1970s fantasy-pulp style — lush tones, cinematic lighting, cheeky heat, heroic sensuality. In a sun-drenched forest clearing, a wildly handsome barbarian hero stands proud and unashamed — all muscle, grin, and swagger. His bronzed body glistens beneath a pelted cape, every carved line of his chest and arms glowing with animal strength. A horned skull helm crowns his curly hair as he poses boldly, a teasing spark in his eyes that dares you to look longer. His scant, fur-trimmed loincloth leaves little to the imagination, a relic of raw temptation and primitive charm. Painted in 1970s fantasy-pulp style — lush tones, cinematic lighting, cheeky heat, heroic sensuality.
Looks like someone found the plant by the sandtrap. #POLLINATIONtheSERIES
Sam Goodman Golf God #samgoodman #sam #notsam #fake #deepfake #mx23 #gayaiart #aihunks #digitalperson bodysnatcher #bodysnatcher not mine #bulge #spandex
A great read!
Dima x 3.

This is the colored/painted version of Dima from The Seraph's Blade in all three of his aspects.

The book, the first in an urban fantasy series set 50 years in the future during the second angelic war, is available on amazon. mybook.to/7GuueI
There are certainly a couple of “enders” but nothing that I feel is an “opener”
Later this Fall, I'll be publishing an anthology of short stories and I'm having an internal debate on its structure. Should I run the stories chronologically or try to order them dramatically in some way? Thoughts?
#OneOffs
The Belvedere Castle seems like a great place to promote the #NoKings march on Sat 18oct. If you squint your eyes just right, you can see a couple of the #CentralParkCentaurs getting everybody hyped. (Note: Pokey took this picture, not a drone. He wanted to make that clear.)
All the good weapons are phallic, at least...
Jule's life-story is being told seasonally: Spring, Summer, Winter, Fall, using garden imagery. Starting in childhood allows the boy to discover his grandfather's Priapian religion, the magic of the garden, and his own physical aberration. Besides, I like narrating in present tense.
#PRIAPEIA
#PlotTober Day 13: Story beginnings

Answer the prompt on the card by quoting this post. Remember, answering a prompt is always optional. Even if you don't share it publicly, I hope the prompt encourages you to think about it privately.

#WritingCommunity #WritingPrompt #WriteSky
#PlotTober - a WIP plotting game by @gunsmile.bsky.social

13. Let's begin brainstorming the main plot points of our WIPs. Knowing what you know of your main character(s), what are a few potential ways you could begin their story?

Remember: Use the #PlotTober hashtag, engage with others, and have fun!
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#Cannabis deaths have finally reached the number of people gored to death by unicorns 🦄
BEWARE:

CANNABIS OVERDOSES HAVE REACHED AN ALL TIME RECORD HIGH

EQUALING THE NUMBER

OF DEATHS ATTRIBUTED TO PEOPLE GORED BY UNICORNS