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April Would.
@aprilwould.bsky.social
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18+ Professional Siren. Sexy Monologist. Purveyor of the "Thinking Man's Smut." She/They. BLM. Avatar by SorenZer0
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April Would. @aprilwould.bsky.social · 5d
Any excuse to talk about Mad Men.

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No Man Has Ever Loved Me Like You Do: Taylor Swift, Betty Draper, and Envy
or yet another showgirl take
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daryl "shut down, ass up'" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 2d
gonna tell people this was the royal wedding
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Matinee Mode @matineemode.bsky.social · 2d
I need to know what Bob Hoskins said to Princess Diana in front of Roger Rabbit at the London premiere of WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT (1988).
Bob Hoskins meets Princess Diana as a full size Roger Rabbit costumed character stands next to them.
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April Would. @aprilwould.bsky.social · 2d
“New York, New York“ should be the state song of New Jersey
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April Would. @aprilwould.bsky.social · 4d
Opinion, if any, of Anne Rice?
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Clara Jeffery @clarajeffery.bsky.social · 4d
We will need Nuremberg-like trials
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LongTime🤓FirstTime👨‍💻 @longtimehistory.bsky.social · 4d
ICE secretly kidnap autistic boy during bathroom break—never notify parents.

Mother reported him missing a week ago—turns out ICE had him detained the whole time.

He was helping sell fruit and asked to go to the restroom—by the time she was done helping a customer he was gone.

Houston, Texas
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April Would. @aprilwould.bsky.social · 5d
Me neither, frankly.
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April Would. @aprilwould.bsky.social · 5d
Any excuse to talk about Mad Men.

substack.com/@aprilwould/...
No Man Has Ever Loved Me Like You Do: Taylor Swift, Betty Draper, and Envy
or yet another showgirl take
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April Would. @aprilwould.bsky.social · 6d
It’s a picture I took and I was pleased with it. I get super paranoid about using other people’s work (copyright etc). It’s not supposed to be my self-image. More it represents something I respond to: mix of the wholesome and the sinister. But I can see how it could be disturbing.
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April Would. @aprilwould.bsky.social · 9d
Again, you were warned.

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April Would (@aprilwould)
Writing about phone sex as a medium, as is my wont
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April Would. @aprilwould.bsky.social · 9d
I think writing an entire album that’s pretending to be about how much you love This One Dude when it’s really about how much you hate other women (and by extension, yourself) is pretty brilliant actually. It eases my soul that someone as successful (and talented) as TS can still be so insecure
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Hex Ramone 🎃 @texramone.bsky.social · 9d
there is a theme with people who love AI, which is that they hate consent. Same type of person who would not hesitate to send Zelda Williams fake videos of her dead father is the same person who creates a fake girlfriend on their computer because in both situations, the other person can't say no
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Chibdm @chibdm.bsky.social · 9d
Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop
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April Would. @aprilwould.bsky.social · 10d
Never got into Buffy.
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Ruz-El @ruz-el.bsky.social · 10d
Despite loving both Gene Wilder and musicals, I've never seen the original Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. I have read the book as a child, and seen the Tim Burton remake. 🙈
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Hannah Fearn @hannahfearn.bsky.social · 11d
Inspired by a post I just saw in which someone admitted they hadn’t seen a single episode of Friends nor the film Love Actually… what cultural hole do you have that’s a bit weird for your generation?

I’ll go first: I haven’t seen Dirty Dancing.
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April Would. @aprilwould.bsky.social · 11d
You said I should show you more of my writing, so I started a Substack. This is YOUR fault.

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Statement of Intent
why I'm writing about my job
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April Would. @aprilwould.bsky.social · 11d
I think she just really likes writing songs
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April Would. @aprilwould.bsky.social · 11d
Can't have any horror in your horror magazine
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April Would. @aprilwould.bsky.social · 12d
Better start working on your story about a found family of friendly ghosts, all of whom are queer, but not in an icky sex-having way
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https://kolektiva.social/@noescape_vg 🏴🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @noescapevg.com · 14d
Then what the fuck is the point of you
Important: The Horror Zine does NOT accept any material that contains adult or sexually explicit content; abuse or harming of women or children; any rape scenes; serial killers; slasher; gore for gore's sake, or splatter punk. We do NOT accept any religious or political themes. We do NOT accept any submissions written in Olde English, Victorian, or 19th Century styles. We do NOT accept any submissions told in a diary or letter or journal format, written in numbered chapters, told as memories, or told entirely as dialogue (someone recounting past events). We do NOT accept any submissions created with the use of, or any assistance form, Artificial Intelligence (AI). We do NOT accept fan fiction.
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April Would. @aprilwould.bsky.social · 13d
Just watched it again. Love it even more, if that's possible.
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Gretchen Felker-Martin 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 13d
Thinking again about how much I love John Carpenter's CHRISTINE, an easy top 3 entry in his filmography. What a weirdly prescient and insightful film about homosociality, masculinity, and the paradoxical violent power and extreme fragility of the self.

www.patreon.com/posts/68801401
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daryl "shut down, ass up'" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 14d
it really did set the tone
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Comics in the Spooky Age 🧛🧟‍♀️👻 @comicsinthega.bsky.social · 14d
The first Peanuts strip by Charles M. Schulz was published on October 2, 1950.
Four black and white panels of a boy and girl sitting on steps. 1st panel: Charlie Brown is approaching and the boy says “Well! Here comes ol’ Charlie Brown!” 2nd panel: As Charlie Brown passes, he says “Good ol’ Charlie Brown…yes, sir!” 3rd panel: “Good ol’ Charlie Brown…” 4th panel: Once Charlie is gone, “How I hate him!”
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Hamlet Machine @hamletmachine.bsky.social · 22d
Me and my nsfw homies 🤝 @passionphantom.bsky.social
A page from Lucifer's Garden of two devils greeting each other with a handshake, the first says, "To eternal darkness.." and the other replies, "Eternal darkness.."
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Dieselbrain @dieselbrain.bsky.social · Aug 17
#SaveSpeech #CPBC

As we near closer to 4 weeks of sustained pressure, I made this infographic to help focus our targets and to suggest a daily goal that is feasible for most people

more info and phone numbers here:
stop-paypros.neocities.org
yellat.money

find reps
www.congress.gov/members/find...
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April Would. @aprilwould.bsky.social · 22d
Oooh! Same!
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trickster and demimondaine @combledore.bsky.social · 22d
Whoever made bisexual day and redhead day the same truly had my number
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 27d
“I’ll be 10 min late sorry!!!”
-ashamed
-fragile
-unreliable

“A thousand apologies. The relentless slog of time has overtaken my faculties.”
-powerful
-commanding
-honest
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Gretchen Felker-Martin 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 27d
to whoever paid for that "REST IN PEACE CHARLIE KIRK" billboard in my city, did you know you can spend money on drugs, food, clothes, and sex?
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Lux "Nightmare" Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 27d
This is not just illegal and unconstitutional, it’s pathetic
Trump Says Broadcasters Risk Losing Licenses When Hosts Criticize Him President Trump said federal regulators should revoke broadcast licenses over late-night hosts who speak negatively about him.
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April Would. @aprilwould.bsky.social · 28d
Meanwhile, Disney is planning to release a movie about plucky heroes fighting evil
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Carta Monir @cartamonir.com · Apr 15
It's difficult to feel like promoting my porn when things in the world are so beyond fucked, but I also know that people are desperate for release and escape right now. If you can get off to hot images of me, please do it. It's literally the least I can do when things feel so overwhelming.
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