Ennie
@anyuse.bsky.social
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Lawyer. I promise you don’t know me, unless it’s from the other place.
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anyuse.bsky.social
If we are introducing ourselves: Pretty generic Boston-area lawyer. Try cases now and again. Bake and mope occasionally.

Sometimes write for Bullshit Hunting about obtaining and analyzing public records, to do stuff like identify shipwreck victims or fight wrongful convictions or whatever.
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bullshithunting.bsky.social
In November 1990, she was found dead in her bed. Police couldn’t agree: murder or suicide? Witchgrass follows our investigation into a woman who believed in the otherworldly, a media obsessed with her mysticism, and cops who couldn’t get it right. Coming to podcast feeds soon.
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Man Panics After Reaching Age Where Parents Prematurely Started Family
Man Panics After Reaching Age Where Parents Prematurely Started Family
anyuse.bsky.social
"A slasher story devoting three chapters to the craftsmanship, historical importance, and forging technique of the butcher knife" = How a whale would describe Moby Dick.
anyuse.bsky.social
You know I might even delete this.
anyuse.bsky.social
A second one: Don’t even try to read Ulysses until you have listened to it first.
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
anyuse.bsky.social
Shhhh, the Canadians are thanksgiving-ing. It’s safe.
anyuse.bsky.social
I haven’t, should I?
anyuse.bsky.social
(Although I still like Anne)
anyuse.bsky.social
Emily of New Moon > Anne of Green Gables
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
anyuse.bsky.social
This is what I am going to think every time a bill is rejected for “(lawyers performing) paralegal activity.”
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brendelbored.bsky.social
I know it’s the most obvious thing in the world but it’s really sad that so many people have absolutely no desires or dreams in life except to accumulate money and our entire world is becoming a fucking pit because of it
anyuse.bsky.social
My daughter was very upset by the ending. She won’t even talk about it.
anyuse.bsky.social
It’s so hard, because the really good ones…it’s not like they’re replaceable.

My original assistant at this firm, I’d just send her something and say “could you finalize?” And she’d proof, grab the exhibits, make sure the formatting made sense, update the caption and do a cover letter.
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emptywheel.bsky.social
NYT wrote a 2,400 word story abt Todd Blanche without mentioning that he personally ordered the arrest of Newark Mayor @rasjbaraka.bsky.social, and as such is deeply implicated in @replamonica.bsky.social case.

www.nytimes.com/2025/10/13/u...
The front page of a NYT story, titled, "Part Enabler, Part Buffer: the Bind of the Justice Dept's No. 2"

A picture shows Blanche partly visible behind a journalist's raised hand.
anyuse.bsky.social
“A declaration is an affidavit that hasn’t been notarized, when you don’t want to confuse out-of-state lawyers from places where that distinction matters.”

“Where is it saved?”
anyuse.bsky.social
I have three motions that need to be served or filed while I am in trial, so, being not an asshole (and knowing the associates are going to be scrambling) I am getting them done ahead of time.

My secretary, however, hates me.
anyuse.bsky.social
If I had an office on a higher floor, and a window that opened, I’d have a better day.
anyuse.bsky.social
Me: Never mind, I’ll do it myself.
anyuse.bsky.social
Me, to my secretary: Please update the caption and certificates of service on this and gather the deposition pages we need as exhibits.

My secretary: Sends six emails to me, associate, raising issues such as “is there a cover motion,” “but what are the exhibit numbers” “what’s a declaration?”
anyuse.bsky.social
There is a city washing away;
newseye.bsky.social
NEW: There’s a disaster unfolding in Alaska right now. And no major network is covering it.

The remnants of Typhoon Halong battered western Alaska overnight. Homes, with people in them, have literally been swept into the Bering Strait.

At least 20 are missing. No comment from any federal agency.
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marklemley.bsky.social
ICE drags US citizen out of her car and arrests her because ICE hit HER car

Chicago PD: you can see the license plate of the ICE vehicle. Let's see vehicular assault and kidnapping charges against the Gestapo who did this

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Mark Lemley
ICE drags US citizen out of her car and arrests her because ICE hit HER car Chicago PD: you can see the license plate of the ICE vehicle. Let's see vehicular assault and kidnapping charges against...
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anyuse.bsky.social
There’s such a thing as too much attention to the health of your pelvic floor.