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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛

@amberkitty.bsky.social

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5th grade spelling bee champ. Occasionally funny. OU Sooners, OKC Thunder, twenty one pilots Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rky4t4nqkzx5muzi5cu5cgyi/feed/aaaadakzrlcgq I’d have a second link sorted by popularity but then you’d know they all suck

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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · Dec 28

[petting two cats] I’m so good at petting two cats at once with my two arms

[a third cat approaches] fuck

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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 3m

I’m about to head home and walk my dog, it’s fine

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 1h

you can tell a lot about a woman by the way she cuts a brake line

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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 19m

😂

amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 40m

There’s no grass in here dude

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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 44m

This other game that I play while I’m waiting for more lives on the first game tells me I’m amazing every time I beat a level and I’m just saying more of you should do that (don’t judge me I have a lot of down time today)

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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 3h

Ok that’s funny

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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 4h

All I can give you is an amber

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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 5h

“Research mouse” why didn’t I say lab rat

amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 6h

This one is called drop away. I’ve only been playing it since Friday so we’ll see how long it sticks

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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 6h

Yep

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🏴‍☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴‍☠️ @jollyrobber.bsky.social · 7h

The Mandalorian, but a caramel dessert.

The Flandalorian

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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 6h

Some levels only take one or two tries but some take a lot of tries lol

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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 7h

I’m playing a game on my phone that’s really hard and only gives me limited lives and I’m so addicted to this stupid game that waiting for another life makes me feel like a research mouse hitting the button for food

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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 1d

When you’ve pissed off WeRateDogs so much they’re calling you “fucking losers” on Main you have absolutely lost all merit in the court of public opinion