Alissa Grosso
@alissagrosso.bsky.social
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I write books and dabble in artsy stuff. She/Her More about my books at alissagrosso.com and more about my art at alissacarin.com
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mindflakes.bsky.social
Responding to knock knock jokes by standing very still and pretending I'm not home until they leave
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citrussapling.bsky.social
I spy... With my 30-40cm diameter eye #art #watercolour #sciart
A watercolour painting of a colossal squid, with eyelashes on it's large eye. The text around it reads "I spy with my COLOSSAL eye".
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alissagrosso.bsky.social
Oh my. I am so very, very old.
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briancgrubb.bsky.social
my dream job is to be the guy who renames streaming services every 12-18 months ($725k/yr)
mediagazer.com
Apple says Apple TV+ streaming service is being renamed as Apple TV, with "a vibrant new identity" (Eric Slivka/MacRumors)

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michaelbrunstrom.bsky.social
Once more in London!
Michael Brunström Sings Ten Songs about Moths
Tues 2 December, 8pm. FREE!
Aces & Eights Saloon Bar
www.acesandeightssaloonbar.com/events/micha...
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earlofedgecombe.bsky.social
If you think you know why US newspapers died, this feature documentary now streaming for free on PBS might surprise you. It wasn't the Internet. Newspapers were specifically targeted by vulture capitalists.

I composed the score for the film, which features electric cello & Crowfoot guitars.
Stripped for Parts: American Journalism on the Brink
A handful of journalists rebel against a hedge fund that is gutting newspapers nationwide.
www.pbs.org
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annieparker.bsky.social
Aren’t bumblebees just awesome?
#FarmLife #LittleFarm
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c0nc0rdance.bsky.social
Black rain frogs (Breviceps fuscus) look like angry avocados and I'm here to share them with you.

(📷: Tony Rebelo, iNaturalist)
Black rain frogs (Breviceps fuscus) is swollen up with air to make it harder to eat, and it has a downward facing mouth, making it look like it's sad or angry or grumpy.  It's black and bumpy like an avocado, with undersized limbs sticking out from underneath.  It's sitting in leaf mold that is indistinct.
alissagrosso.bsky.social
Reskeet with a frog to scare ICE
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djangowexler.bsky.social
My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
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4nikkolas.bsky.social
after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.
alissagrosso.bsky.social
Since today’s prompt was #broom I made an attempt at painting Winnifred Sanderson. Her hands certainly are the stuff of nightmares.

#doodlewashoctober2025 #art #watercolor #hocuspocus
Ink and watercolor illustration of the Winnifed Sanderson character from Hocus Pocus with very wonky hands and a broom in the background.
alissagrosso.bsky.social
My paper on Oskar Schindler that I wrote hours before it was due because Dad broke my computer got an A and shared with the class as an example of how to write a paper.
monkeyminion.com
I wrote a 15 page report on heraldic symbolism in medieval armor and weapon design for my art history class the night before it was due (8am class). Made up 90% of it (only found one book for reference) and got an A. GenAI could fucking never.
wrote 20 pages on Faulkner's The Bear four hours before final papers were due on trucker pills and coffee and cigarettes and got an A, fuck you.
You people couldn't hang with real slackers.
finn
wokeupchic • 4d
It's fuck Al till your homework due in 25 minutes
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kelleepratt.bsky.social
Dear media- stop reinforcing MAGA propaganda by repeating the false term, “Antifa.” As though that’s some actual organized group. Antifa is a made up word that means being ANTI FASCIST. This entire nation and our allies won an ANTI FASCIST world war about 80 years ago.
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zanath.bsky.social
"We took freedom of speech away" should be in every campaign ad moving forward.
atrupar.com
Trump: "We took the freedom of speech away because that's been through the courts and the courts said you have freedom of speech, but what has happened is when they burn a flag it agitates and irritates crowds."
alissagrosso.bsky.social
I have no idea what I was thinking! I think I tried getting in touch after my first book came out, but learned she had retired. i mean probably because of she was at retirement age, but maybe because of getting scary stories from students. LOL!
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stevewaycott.bsky.social
A very young American Herring Gull on a very rainy day. It was following our boat in hopes of grabbing a morsel of food.

Bay of Fundy, #NewBrunswick, Canada
September 2025

📸 #birds #AHGU #nature #wildlife #photography #Nikon #Z9 #Nikkor800pf
A very tight shot of a greyish-brown gull flying foward and to the left with wings spread wide.
alissagrosso.bsky.social
I once got mansplained about the Pennsylvania town I lived in at the time by someone who didn’t understand the difference between townships and boroughs.
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stevewaycott.bsky.social
Osprey flying into #TalonTuesday with landing gear lowered. Just look at those fishhooks!

Jemseg, #NewBrunswick, Canada
April 2025

📸 #birds #osprey #OSPR #nature #wildlife #photography #Nikon #Z9 #Nikkor800pf
A brown and white osprey is frozen in mid-air with its wings spread wide and its legs and talons extended as it descends toward its nest below.
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mattstarrfineart.bsky.social
BIRDTOBER 2025- DAY 6 with acrylic paint: Green pigeon

#mattstarrfineart #birdtober #birdtober2025 @aholmesartstudio #bird #birds #birdart #birdillustration #birdpainting #birdartist #artchallenge #greenpigeon #greenpigeons #green #pigeon #pigeons