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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 18h

Welcome to bluesky, the team running the place hates you, please enjoy these oldheads during your brief stay

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Hermes Pissmegistus @aleph.bsky.social · 1h

you just summarized the whole history of Europe in a sentence

wishda @wishda.bsky.social · 23h

Motherfuckers giving themselves scurvy because fruits and vegetables are woke and then blaming it on people casting spells on them.

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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 15h

if there's an overarching theme of the last decade, (with obvious antecedents in 2009, 2000, 1994, and earlier) it's that one political faction believes governance to be a tool of warfare against their domestic enemies, and the other is surprised they keep getting attacked seemingly out of nowhere.

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Hermes Pissmegistus @aleph.bsky.social · 1h

K Poupon

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Hermes Pissmegistus @aleph.bsky.social · 18h

ive literally described it as “Dragonball but if Goku was raised by a dysfunctional lesbian polycule”

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Hermes Pissmegistus @aleph.bsky.social · 18h

do you play bass and/or have a pickup truck 🥺

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Hermes Pissmegistus @aleph.bsky.social · 22h

yeah no i love getting distraught midnight phone calls about everything blowing up in your face after you ignored all the advice i gave on the last six calls. i definitely have infinite patience for watching the same pattern play out over and over in different social groups!

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Hermes Pissmegistus @aleph.bsky.social · 1d

idgaf about looking younger i just think it would be neat to have a dude body and a chick body to switch between, i think that would be fun and hot

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Hermes Pissmegistus @aleph.bsky.social · 1d

if you’re trans, what gender is your other self?

if you go on hormones does that affect both bodies or just the one?

Hermes Pissmegistus @aleph.bsky.social · 1d

(after watching The Substance)

me: yeah, femininity is mostly about meat and blood and stuff

partner: we should go see GWAR

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David Varela @writingstudio.bsky.social · 2d

Spotted near Russell Square today.

Plain printed A4 poster that says:

“SEEKING
people to competitively tell me their worst breakup story until mine seems insignificant

winner gets my ex's netflix password. must make me feel genuinely better about my situation

Thursday 9th 7PM
@ The Institute Bar”

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Shadowind @shadowind.bsky.social · 2d

Autumn Vibes <3

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Hermes Pissmegistus @aleph.bsky.social · 1d

(after watching The Substance)

me: yeah, femininity is mostly about meat and blood and stuff

partner: we should go see GWAR

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Hermes Pissmegistus @aleph.bsky.social · 1d

lived in a place where The Pipe was like 18” from the front of the toilet it was such an adventure

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Hermes Pissmegistus @aleph.bsky.social · 1d

but yeah we wouldnt want to hurt these people’s feelings or anything

Politico @politico.com · 1d

EXCLUSIVE: Thousands of leaked messages show leaders of Young Republican groups joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape in a private Telegram chat.

Inside rising GOP leaders’ racist chats — obtained by POLITICO and spanning more than 7 months👇

‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat

Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.

www.politico.com

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Hermes Pissmegistus @aleph.bsky.social · 1d

skill issue, i can hate that guy easily

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Talia Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 1d

every tale of adventure could be improved by 1 to 7 gay sex scenes

Rachel Feder @rachelfeder.bsky.social · 3d

Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat

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Hermes Pissmegistus @aleph.bsky.social · 2d

i love being 38 years old in portland oregon

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Hermes Pissmegistus @aleph.bsky.social · 2d

it’s tragically opaque tbh, i didn’t know how any of this shit worked until after i got into a union (which i only learned about from a welding instructor)

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Hermes Pissmegistus @aleph.bsky.social · 2d

way it works in my trade is workers sign up with the union, contractors sign up with the union, union trains workers & supplies them to contractors, who are hired by clients

there’s a bunch of contractors out here on the industrial side but our residential outreach is abysmal

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Hermes Pissmegistus @aleph.bsky.social · 2d

i will never forgive the so-called “Democratic” party for denying us a primary in 2024

rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 2d

i do not have a lot of tolerance for people whining that Netanyahu fucked Biden over in order to get Trump in office so he could do whatever he wanted. yeah. he absolutely did that. that was obvious before 10/7.

there is no person on Earth more incompetent as a foreign policy thinker than Biden

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Hermes Pissmegistus @aleph.bsky.social · 2d

like come onnn you guys thats the easiest performative woke thing a landlord can do!

unless you love it when your shitty pipes explode every single winter and destroy your shitty drywall that you have to pay to replace! idk do you, babes!!

Hermes Pissmegistus @aleph.bsky.social · 2d

also how the majority of residential & commercial building contractors are non-union

Hermes Pissmegistus @aleph.bsky.social · 2d

the most fucked up thing about Portland is how every 3 years that you live here you have to hunt and kill your evil doppelganger

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Hermes Pissmegistus @aleph.bsky.social · 2d

the most fucked up thing about Portland is how every 3 years that you live here you have to hunt and kill your evil doppelganger

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Hermes Pissmegistus @aleph.bsky.social · 2d

i should make a circle of big rocks 🤔

Jana H-S (they/she) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 3d

humans love when there is a circle of big rocks. it's one of their favorite things

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Jana H-S (they/she) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 3d

slugs have legs they just aren't attached to their bodies

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