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Abby Someone 🧠

@abbysomeone1.bsky.social

1.1K followers 700 following 5.5K posts

Voted most likely to make inappropriate jokes during a funeral. Here for laughs, not politics (although I get suckered in on occasion). | Browns 🏈, Guards ⚾️ & Saints ⚜️ fan. Nola native but The CLE has my ❤️. | Flagrant overuse of gifs and F💣s 😇😁

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Abby Someone 🧠 @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · Jul 2

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Abby Someone 🧠 @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 3h

They are only pajamas but I'll find out Monday if I blew $30. 😣

Abby Someone 🧠 @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 3h

Change one letter, ruin a candy

Bit o' Money

Oh wait

anton @deranton.bsky.social · 7h

Change one letter, ruin a candy

Sharties

Spooky Goose @augustagoose.bsky.social · 7h

Change one letter, ruin a candy.

Pop cocks

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Abby Someone 🧠 @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 3h

😂

Abby Someone 🧠 @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 10h

I'm so tired of excitement over "bad news" for this man. I mean, how many times do we have to go through this?

a cartoon girl in a blue dress is kneeling in a field holding a bag

ALT: a cartoon girl in a blue dress is kneeling in a field holding a bag

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Abby Someone 🧠 @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 10h

You too!!

snoopy is dancing on a red background and holding a bone in his hand .

ALT: snoopy is dancing on a red background and holding a bone in his hand .

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Abby Someone 🧠 @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 10h

When the girl at Alterations Express measuring your pants doesn't understand that the ruler doesn't start at "1". 👀🙄😖

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Abby Someone 🧠 @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 11h

Well, then they're idiots. Such is the unworthy. 😘

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Abby Someone 🧠 @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 12h

Anyone else and I'd block em! 🤭

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Abby Someone 🧠 @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 12h

Overheard

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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 21h

why, that's a *steal* for the smart piss ball, and I can't wait to find out how much the monthly subscription for the piss-sniffing service costs, and it'll be so useful, and I won't mind the occasional leaking of data on my leaks until the inevitable shutdown day, when my piss ball is sadly bricked

The Verge @theverge.com · 21h

Withings’ urine scanning health tracker is now available for $350

Replacement cartridges that can last up to three months with semiweekly testing start at $100.

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Abby Someone 🧠 @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 12h

There's a reason I don't internet more; I've managed to avoid knowing such a person existed until right now.

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Abby Someone 🧠 @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 12h

Cleveland Metroparks are the best!

Gabe Wasylko @gabewasylko.com · 13h

Autumn at Squire’s Castle in the Cleveland Metroparks

Abby Someone 🧠 @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 12h

a cartoon drawing of a sheep standing in a field

ALT: a cartoon drawing of a sheep standing in a field

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Abby Someone 🧠 @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 13h

Could be worse! Could be Tuesday!

Abby Someone 🧠 @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 13h

Literally never.
No.
Stop with that shit.

Michele “Wojo” Wojciechowski @themichelewojo.bsky.social · 15h

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Michele “Wojo” Wojciechowski @themichelewojo.bsky.social · 15h

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Abby Someone 🧠 @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 13h

Me and Skinnypop

Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 21h

“We must stop eating!” cried Toad as he ate another.

Toad sits in a chair, cramming cookies into his mouth.

From "Cookies"
In *Frog and Toad Together*

Abby Someone 🧠 @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 13h

What about Thanksgiving?? 😄

Abby Someone 🧠 @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 13h

I work with the public and I haven't gotten the virus yet and would like to continue that trend. But there *are* heart issues with the vaccine, however rare, although I assume if I were to experience that it would have happened by now. But each exposure is a different.

I know I'm just being weird.