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Inspector Ratchet

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Inspector Ratchet @1nspectratchet.bsky.social · 5d

we have to go back and save Harambe he is the key

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𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔶 𝔅𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔱 @shadowham.bsky.social · 8d

might fuck around and feed dracula a sun chip

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Inspector Ratchet @1nspectratchet.bsky.social · 8d

Do you remember the Goombas from the super mario bros movie starring John leguizamo

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 8d

*senator whose entire personality is crocs*

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Inspector Ratchet @1nspectratchet.bsky.social · 8d

Lmao

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I believe in Joe Hendry 🪨 akrul @cassiterite.bsky.social · 10d

mothman stole my Pepsi and called me a bitch

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Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · Sep 18

this meeting could’ve been an x-files standalone episode

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Inspector Ratchet @1nspectratchet.bsky.social · 8d

I want to see a senator in crocs. just one. for the people

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 15d

While I want to ask a lot of questions about this wet nightmare, I’m overcome with mambo number sadness

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Inspector Ratchet @1nspectratchet.bsky.social · 15d

[Sad Trumpet noises]

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Inspector Ratchet @1nspectratchet.bsky.social · 15d

Yes friend it is true, lou bega visited me during a wet nightmare

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 15d

THEY DID WHAT?!!?? 🤯🤯

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Inspector Ratchet @1nspectratchet.bsky.social · 15d

"Are you going to be ok during the government shutdown?" buddy I'm still recovering from when the library switched to digital catalogs in 1998

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Inspector Ratchet @1nspectratchet.bsky.social · 15d

if you see a pumpkin on my porch, don’t ask questions. just know it’s part of a larger scheme

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Inspector Ratchet @1nspectratchet.bsky.social · 20d

The learning journey begins ✨️

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Manic Pixie Dream Witch @oneinchframe.bsky.social · 20d

I firmly believe that we all jumped time dimensions on 1 January 2000, 12am.

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Reindeerius Whitechristmasplume @dariusw.bsky.social · 21d

*puts on trifocals*

Book titled countdown y2k business survival planning for the year 2000

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 21d

*sadly* The trumpet?

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Inspector Ratchet @1nspectratchet.bsky.social · 21d

Woah!!

Inspector Ratchet @1nspectratchet.bsky.social · 21d

Punching my keyboard in solidarity

Inspector Ratchet @1nspectratchet.bsky.social · 21d

Lou Bega where are you when America needs you most

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Keenan @keenan313.bsky.social · 21d

What a time to be alive... The we're all going to die was so communal back then. We should've stopped computers right then, right there

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Inspector Ratchet @1nspectratchet.bsky.social · 21d

Fondly remembering Y2K

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Inspector Ratchet @1nspectratchet.bsky.social · Sep 4

Hey that's neat!

Inspector Ratchet @1nspectratchet.bsky.social · Sep 4

Mayhaps!

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