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Keenan

@keenan313.bsky.social

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Detroit IT Tech Guy Gambling Guy Sports Guy Scorpio (with no idea what my rising or moon sign is) INTJ (sometimes INFJ)

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Keenan @keenan313.bsky.social · Sep 22

When you and a friend from Twitter see each other on Bluesky but decide not to follow each other here

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Keenan @keenan313.bsky.social · 19h

@mindyfurano.bsky.social
You can have this information... I will not retain it 😂

Keenan @keenan313.bsky.social · 19h

I'm just glad you remembered... This would've been pretty awkward if you was like... What are you talking about

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Keenan @keenan313.bsky.social · 23h

Your mom called you that, we'd have to ask her.. But you can't say booby to a guy and ever expect him to forget it lol

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Keenan @keenan313.bsky.social · 23h

I am merely a humble servant to the Queen known as booby girl

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Keenan @keenan313.bsky.social · 23h

The bit... All the bits!

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Keenan @keenan313.bsky.social · 1d

@mindyfurano.bsky.social I want to thank you for you life long commitment to the bit. Your efforts have never gone unnoticed

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Keenan @keenan313.bsky.social · 3d

I'm pretty sure it says not to do that right on the packaging

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Keenan @keenan313.bsky.social · 5d

That was painful... So many chances

Keenan @keenan313.bsky.social · 6d

Did he bomb Norway? Cause I went to sleep thinking he might bomb Norway... For peace

Keenan @keenan313.bsky.social · 7d

It's kind of like.. If a pryimid was a circle

Keenan @keenan313.bsky.social · 12d

I think if we can pinpoint one moment when it was a clear sign that it was the beginning of the end for the U.S. Is when drug companies stopped telling us all the symptoms at warp speed. They used to try and sneak that by us. Now that just be like.. May cause projectile blood from eyes and anus.

Keenan @keenan313.bsky.social · 14d

Burnnnnnn 🔥

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Keenan @keenan313.bsky.social · 14d

🫂

Keenan @keenan313.bsky.social · 15d

..... Yes

Keenan @keenan313.bsky.social · 15d

I've listened to 🎶You Dropped A Bomb On Me🎵
Since 1982... And just now realized it's about the girl he lost his virginity to

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Keenan @keenan313.bsky.social · 15d

Lol

Keenan @keenan313.bsky.social · 15d

@jordangerous.bsky.social your now since deleted picture you looked like you lure unsuspecting men to the woods and sacrifice them to a goddess you're not sure exist, but you do it just incase.