#zenos
Accidentally misread "Zenos viator Galvus" as "Zenos vibrator Galvus", and well...
Hmmmm....
I mean....
I'm not *wrong*, per say.
#zenos
January 2, 2026 at 1:10 AM
close enough welcome back zenos
January 2, 2026 at 12:59 AM
i can’t tell people about my zenos fantasies no
January 2, 2026 at 12:54 AM
The possession scene was horrifying, Elpis made me cry several times and I love fighting Zenos, so that part was also peak for me.
But god. Let the Scions die, geez. You can't keep doing the "Are they truly gone...?" just to bring them back. I hate that.
January 2, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Oh shit, Zenos!
January 1, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Inb4 it's Zenos again
January 1, 2026 at 11:40 PM
YES it was inspo!! rui is herself one degree of separation from a megaten lucifer and she and zenos are fun mirrors of each other so i was trying to draw on that for the two of them together
January 1, 2026 at 11:36 PM
context: fanartists who usually draw zenos arts and general galvus fanart suddenly drop varis x emet art out of nowhere and its bizarre
January 1, 2026 at 10:53 PM
i'm the zenos guy so i think about this the most in relation to her, bc the story has actually set up some very believable ways to redeem her (stopping black rose, rescuing the wol from the endsinger as shinryu, summoning the teleporter) but still it's...somehow not enough. 1,000 years prison time
January 1, 2026 at 10:50 PM
basically I'm saying zenos would be That Guy who sneers at pro wrestling. I don't think he'd Get It bc his own idea of enjoyment and finding thrill is absurdly warped. just cause it's about fighting doesn't mean he'd be super into it from the word go. thank u for coming to my ted talk
January 1, 2026 at 10:39 PM
so many people saying zenos would like the arcadion. personally speaking i think he would think it's weak shit bc as it was before the wol came, they weren't even true fights to the death. where's the thrill if the only risk is your reputation with the audience. it's an elaborate play with no stakes
January 1, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Related to lrp i think Zenos would be a valorant girlie because of how competitive it is. They'd be top 100 radiant and constantly ask to 1v1 the wol
January 1, 2026 at 10:15 PM
this is what yesui sees 1 beer in after ultima thule (the dog is zenos obviously)
January 1, 2026 at 10:15 PM
zenos happened first!! the flood of light happens contemporary with heavensward and vauthry is born ~70 years after that in time on the first (which is ~an ambiguous amount of months/years on the source)
January 1, 2026 at 10:15 PM
i'm always lost on timeline stuff with shards so i'm not sure but does zenos or vauthry come first? in my mind i lean towards vauthry happening first because z seems like the perfect creation that took some failed test runs to nail down 👀
January 1, 2026 at 10:13 PM
from how they seem to interact i suspect that emet didn't do any personal experimentation with varis but the fact that that short story with the two of them where he's musing on his disappointment over lucius and says he's disgusted with varis's body is like. Right before zenos was born. is uhhhh
January 1, 2026 at 10:12 PM
i'm always staring directly at this because i strongly believe zenos went through very likely the same thing as vauthry re: being an experiment to bring about a calamity...my friend jacob has an idea that varis could be a vauthry shard and a failed blueprint of whatever emet did to baby zenos too 👁️
January 1, 2026 at 10:09 PM
this is making me want a crossover thing where zenos becomes a megaten summon
January 1, 2026 at 10:06 PM
what if zenos was a golden mole
January 1, 2026 at 10:05 PM
it's such a truly villainous moment that i can't help but stan but god it's really awful of him isn't it! vauthry is one of the saddest npcs to me because he like...TRULY never had a chance. even less of a chance than zenos did
January 1, 2026 at 9:52 PM
u know that "et is an alien and he is kinda spacey" song. that's zenos to me
January 1, 2026 at 9:42 PM
zenos voice hmm my 875698457694 friends
January 1, 2026 at 9:39 PM
there should be a mechanic that if theres a hunt train an npc zenos has a chance to join in and add additional dps but you can barely notice because theres 4387593759 players
January 1, 2026 at 9:39 PM
I also want to shove Zenos in my mouth

I mean, who said that?
January 1, 2026 at 9:18 PM
But here, to apologize, have my Zenos Yae Galvus fandragon (#89331634) <3
January 1, 2026 at 8:21 PM