Like I do every week, boxing up the chicken and fish scraps and used Kleenex to mail to President Trump. #withoutfail

NC had an over 1000 day snow drought. I bought my kids full snow suits, boots, toys, the works every year. Never needed it.

We’re setting up for snow 3 weekends in a row- I did not buy anything this year. #ICausedTheSnow #MyBad #Snow #WithoutFail #NC #HoardTheBread #MilkSandwich

Every time I see Steven Miller! #withoutfail

Me: "what bourbons do you have?" Bartender: "jack and crown royal". #WithoutFail

Crikey! The Tamarama SLSC is getting painted again! That Dulux paint must be crap.

#EverySummer
#WithoutFail

3 seconds after i finish painting my nails i have to pee #withoutfail #everytime