My response to shitposters.
You’re not as funny as you think you are and I don’t have time for your juvenile bullshit.
You’re not as funny as you think you are and I don’t have time for your juvenile bullshit.
February 13, 2026 at 3:23 AM
My response to shitposters.
You’re not as funny as you think you are and I don’t have time for your juvenile bullshit.
You’re not as funny as you think you are and I don’t have time for your juvenile bullshit.
Sadly we lose the best shitposters in the process
February 13, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Sadly we lose the best shitposters in the process
Shitposters here are like civic nuns
They are married to an intangible service and allergic to grass
They are married to an intangible service and allergic to grass
February 12, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Shitposters here are like civic nuns
They are married to an intangible service and allergic to grass
They are married to an intangible service and allergic to grass
I guess it might also play a significant role that in this place, people are not that much scared of bots and shitposters algorithmically amplified by design because other platforms basically live of hate as it guarantees engagement. This place does not so much, hence people really dare to speak up
February 12, 2026 at 9:00 PM
I guess it might also play a significant role that in this place, people are not that much scared of bots and shitposters algorithmically amplified by design because other platforms basically live of hate as it guarantees engagement. This place does not so much, hence people really dare to speak up
Yup, and 4chan shitposters meme'd trump into the whitehouse thanks to falling for the most obvious bot campaign to ever exist using /pol/ to influence their oxygen starved brains
February 12, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Yup, and 4chan shitposters meme'd trump into the whitehouse thanks to falling for the most obvious bot campaign to ever exist using /pol/ to influence their oxygen starved brains
phil elverum could;ve been one of the greatest shitposters on the internet but he decided to record multiple indie rock masterpieces instead
February 12, 2026 at 7:48 PM
phil elverum could;ve been one of the greatest shitposters on the internet but he decided to record multiple indie rock masterpieces instead
Same here. I have little patience these days for self-defined edgelords or shitposters. I'm not their audience right now and there's more than enough BS going on in the world without that much negativity.
February 12, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Same here. I have little patience these days for self-defined edgelords or shitposters. I'm not their audience right now and there's more than enough BS going on in the world without that much negativity.
"unfortunately, we have deiced to move forward with a different candidate. we only hire seasoned shitposters."
February 12, 2026 at 5:43 PM
"unfortunately, we have deiced to move forward with a different candidate. we only hire seasoned shitposters."
I really don’t like this reality where shitposters I knew from years back are being venerated as a modern day Zhukov.
If we’re doing this, I guess that would make you the Enola Gay though.
If we’re doing this, I guess that would make you the Enola Gay though.
February 12, 2026 at 5:36 PM
I really don’t like this reality where shitposters I knew from years back are being venerated as a modern day Zhukov.
If we’re doing this, I guess that would make you the Enola Gay though.
If we’re doing this, I guess that would make you the Enola Gay though.
Hi, tabletop humor expert here. This is not cute! Shitposters will only retreat back into toothless board game jokes as a self-defense mechanism when distressed about current events.
Please keep an eye on this creator and alert caretakers if he begins joking about backing too many Kickstarters.
Please keep an eye on this creator and alert caretakers if he begins joking about backing too many Kickstarters.
Seeing a complicated new board game and trying to figure out gameplay just from the components:
February 12, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Hi, tabletop humor expert here. This is not cute! Shitposters will only retreat back into toothless board game jokes as a self-defense mechanism when distressed about current events.
Please keep an eye on this creator and alert caretakers if he begins joking about backing too many Kickstarters.
Please keep an eye on this creator and alert caretakers if he begins joking about backing too many Kickstarters.
Okay so this is going to derail my entire afternoon, stand by for the entire PLP sorted into “sensibles”, “aura farmers” and “shitposters”.
www.theverge.com/policy/79849...
Aura Farmers beat Sensibles. Shitposters beat Aura Farmers. Sensibles beat Shitposters.
Nandy in The Guardian today had strong shitposter energy.
Aura Farmers beat Sensibles. Shitposters beat Aura Farmers. Sensibles beat Shitposters.
Nandy in The Guardian today had strong shitposter energy.
February 12, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Okay so this is going to derail my entire afternoon, stand by for the entire PLP sorted into “sensibles”, “aura farmers” and “shitposters”.
www.theverge.com/policy/79849...
Aura Farmers beat Sensibles. Shitposters beat Aura Farmers. Sensibles beat Shitposters.
Nandy in The Guardian today had strong shitposter energy.
Aura Farmers beat Sensibles. Shitposters beat Aura Farmers. Sensibles beat Shitposters.
Nandy in The Guardian today had strong shitposter energy.
February 12, 2026 at 1:57 PM
www.theverge.com/policy/79849...
Aura Farmers beat Sensibles. Shitposters beat Aura Farmers. Sensibles beat Shitposters.
Nandy in The Guardian today had strong shitposter energy.
Aura Farmers beat Sensibles. Shitposters beat Aura Farmers. Sensibles beat Shitposters.
Nandy in The Guardian today had strong shitposter energy.
A reply to David Roberts's exasperated sigh of a skeet about how "unreasonable" anti-AI people here are. Sorry not sorry the tone here was set by sex workers, trans folks, furries, and/or shitposters, not smug white techbros and other hucksters
February 12, 2026 at 1:11 PM
A reply to David Roberts's exasperated sigh of a skeet about how "unreasonable" anti-AI people here are. Sorry not sorry the tone here was set by sex workers, trans folks, furries, and/or shitposters, not smug white techbros and other hucksters
“My dear people!” My dear shitposters and pet photographers! My dear scientists and cultural institutions!
I hope you have a lovely, or at least a more bearable than usual day.
“I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.”
I hope you have a lovely, or at least a more bearable than usual day.
“I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.”
February 12, 2026 at 1:02 PM
“My dear people!” My dear shitposters and pet photographers! My dear scientists and cultural institutions!
I hope you have a lovely, or at least a more bearable than usual day.
“I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.”
I hope you have a lovely, or at least a more bearable than usual day.
“I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.”
mistakes that made twitter a shithole but without ever bothering to attract enough shitposters that it turned into a *liveable* shithole without needing to exclusively follow dril and like 5 other people. im going insane im going insane im going insane. at least in pre-musk twitter the drama was
February 12, 2026 at 12:20 PM
mistakes that made twitter a shithole but without ever bothering to attract enough shitposters that it turned into a *liveable* shithole without needing to exclusively follow dril and like 5 other people. im going insane im going insane im going insane. at least in pre-musk twitter the drama was
UK media is a mess but it's striking to me that it's a top-headlines-push-notification type of story when one of their billionaires says something racist
whereas elon musk tweets stormfront level uber-racism on a daily basis & the only people who pay attention are left wing shitposters
whereas elon musk tweets stormfront level uber-racism on a daily basis & the only people who pay attention are left wing shitposters
February 12, 2026 at 11:14 AM
UK media is a mess but it's striking to me that it's a top-headlines-push-notification type of story when one of their billionaires says something racist
whereas elon musk tweets stormfront level uber-racism on a daily basis & the only people who pay attention are left wing shitposters
whereas elon musk tweets stormfront level uber-racism on a daily basis & the only people who pay attention are left wing shitposters
I'll be using this for certain.
![A screenshot of a post on bluesky:
"Over on threads someone just use [sic] ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick" posted by Kate McKean and quoted by StrictlyChristo who writes "i cannot be bothered to read or listen to AI slop! Commenting "ai;dr" means "AI; didn't read". It is to inform low-quality shitposters that their lame, low-effort "AI" post will not be read."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dhd7ecpvek76mo7duhqomn3d/bafkreibmhhc26nplfz3pjvchxe4ajnlvfv3fqkru3mcb3igg2dycvtds6q@jpeg)
February 12, 2026 at 10:55 AM
I'll be using this for certain.
Behold the culmination of the conservative legal movement: Pam Bondi, the result of decades of effort not to uncover and enforce the one, true Constitution but to produce an army of dead-eyed shitposters.
Pam Bondi throws a fit:
"You don't tell me anything, you washed up loser lawyer"
"You don't tell me anything, you washed up loser lawyer"
February 12, 2026 at 10:06 AM
Behold the culmination of the conservative legal movement: Pam Bondi, the result of decades of effort not to uncover and enforce the one, true Constitution but to produce an army of dead-eyed shitposters.
What's noteworthy about this is that it pretty much mirrors what we've seen periodically from the mega terminally online wing of the far-right for a while now. At the end of the day, they are shitposters before anything else, and there is no fate worse than turning into cringe normies.
February 12, 2026 at 3:29 AM
What's noteworthy about this is that it pretty much mirrors what we've seen periodically from the mega terminally online wing of the far-right for a while now. At the end of the day, they are shitposters before anything else, and there is no fate worse than turning into cringe normies.
proud inhabitant of the valley of shitposters and artists
I made a map of 3.4 million Bluesky users - see if you can find yourself!
bluesky-map.theo.io
I've seen some similar projects, but IMO this seems to better capture some of the fine-grained detail
bluesky-map.theo.io
I've seen some similar projects, but IMO this seems to better capture some of the fine-grained detail
Bluesky Map
Interactive map of 3.4 million Bluesky users, visualised by their follower pattern.
bluesky-map.theo.io
February 12, 2026 at 2:56 AM
proud inhabitant of the valley of shitposters and artists
Next to a cluster that has yet to be named, but my posts *are* (the) shit, so I guess that's close enough
February 12, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Next to a cluster that has yet to be named, but my posts *are* (the) shit, so I guess that's close enough
I cannot be bothered to read or listen to AI slop!
Commenting "ai;dr" means “AI; didn’t read”. It is to inform low-quality shitposters that their lame, low-effort “AI” post will not be read.
“tl;dr" is internet speak for “too long; didn’t read”.
"ai;dr" is internet speak for "AI; didn't read".
Commenting "ai;dr" means “AI; didn’t read”. It is to inform low-quality shitposters that their lame, low-effort “AI” post will not be read.
“tl;dr" is internet speak for “too long; didn’t read”.
"ai;dr" is internet speak for "AI; didn't read".
February 12, 2026 at 2:06 AM
I cannot be bothered to read or listen to AI slop!
Commenting "ai;dr" means “AI; didn’t read”. It is to inform low-quality shitposters that their lame, low-effort “AI” post will not be read.
“tl;dr" is internet speak for “too long; didn’t read”.
"ai;dr" is internet speak for "AI; didn't read".
Commenting "ai;dr" means “AI; didn’t read”. It is to inform low-quality shitposters that their lame, low-effort “AI” post will not be read.
“tl;dr" is internet speak for “too long; didn’t read”.
"ai;dr" is internet speak for "AI; didn't read".
it's a bit disappointing to see things going in a circle though
lots of detailed arguments on the topic have been put forward, and all the posters decided to ignore every single one of them once again, instead going purely on vibes and what seems to be a dissatisfaction with shitposters
lots of detailed arguments on the topic have been put forward, and all the posters decided to ignore every single one of them once again, instead going purely on vibes and what seems to be a dissatisfaction with shitposters
February 12, 2026 at 1:34 AM
it's a bit disappointing to see things going in a circle though
lots of detailed arguments on the topic have been put forward, and all the posters decided to ignore every single one of them once again, instead going purely on vibes and what seems to be a dissatisfaction with shitposters
lots of detailed arguments on the topic have been put forward, and all the posters decided to ignore every single one of them once again, instead going purely on vibes and what seems to be a dissatisfaction with shitposters
