#sausage
I'm reminded of the times filling a sausage skin was a task on the Generation Game tv programme
January 28, 2026 at 1:56 PM
I was today years old that I discovered *Greggs* has an outlet store. Not being a snob here just how cheap can you actually go on a sausage roll.
January 28, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Be warned. Greggs is great for sausage rolls.... and that's it. Their sandwiches are not, and you're better off with a small, off the beaten path, coffee shop for sandwiches, as they are usually artisan/homemade.
January 28, 2026 at 1:49 PM
XIV players are the only people i've ever seen that will queue up for content and then refuse to play it

"it's just frontlines who cares"

Why don't you put yourself into a meat grinder and turn yourself into a sausage since you wanna be a huge fucking weenie about it
January 28, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Outstanding!! That Roger Wood sausage is so good!!
Sausage (rogerwood) egg & cheese.
January 28, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Sausage (rogerwood) egg & cheese.
January 28, 2026 at 1:42 PM
don’t really wanna know how you make the sausage
January 28, 2026 at 1:41 PM
10/10 and a sausage roll
January 28, 2026 at 1:38 PM
My colleagues have shared the most wonderful string of pup-pics today. Including a teeny sausage pupsicle called MERLIN

<instert dog fussing noises>
January 28, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Pancakes, sausage, cheese eggs, biscuits.
January 28, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Having a dog is awesome but sometimes she just loses her shit and it'll be about like, our neighbor leaving his house. I'm on the back step in my pj's because dude had the audacity to leave his home, and Sausage Dog needed to alert EVERYONE in a three mile radius
January 28, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Shoutout to Andouille Sausage for making tonight’s dinner fantastic. Don’t know bout yall, but I’m always down for a good cajun wiener thrown down my gullet :]
January 28, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Project Silverfish patch notes giving me just a little Dwarf Fortress vibe. Just a smidgen.
January 28, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Quote with a game you like but everyone else hates. Giant sausage limbs! Why does the main character's voice actor sound so evil? Mazes you could get stuck in for months! It asks for your address when you install it on your computer! But it's so damn funny!
January 28, 2026 at 1:28 PM
No chance with the square sausage that’s a masonic conspiracy 🤣🤣
January 28, 2026 at 1:25 PM
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VEVOR Hot Dog Roller, 30 Hot Dog Capacity 11 Rollers, 1800W Stainless Steel Cook Warmer Machine w/Cover & Dual Temp Control, LED Light & Detachable Drip Tray, Sausage Grill Cooker for Kitchen Canteen
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January 28, 2026 at 1:22 PM
She got paid off. Everyone has a price and since she seems like a fucking idiot, that price was probably $5 and a sausage roll.
January 28, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Enquiries are being made. For example:

How’s the weather where you are?

Do you know any footballers?

Do you know anyone who does?

Do any of them like square sausage?

Will you accept a swap deal including wee Mikey’s Succession Blue Ray box set?
January 28, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Would recommend but, the piping hot sausage roll was exquisite... 😍
January 28, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Like, your high street can have lots of independent boutiques and still feel rubbish if what you want to buy is a zip, some pan scourers, a bag of NikNaks or some plantain. Sometimes you fancy a fry up, sometimes a fine meal, somes a sausage roll. Can't get one of them? Rubbish.
January 28, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Just had a Gregggggs corned beef bake with a sausage roll chaser for lunch if you're wondering what sort of decadent life I lead.
January 28, 2026 at 1:10 PM
It's hungry… for sausage 😜 #humpday
January 28, 2026 at 1:07 PM
'A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms' crew member confirms how the sausage was made: Eye-popping nude scene on HBO series involved a '10-inch prosthetic.'
'A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms' nude scene featured '10-inch prosthetic'
'A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms' crew member confirms how the sausage was made: Eye-popping nude scene on HBO series involved a '10-inch prosthetic.'
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January 28, 2026 at 1:00 PM