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Carbon-based generative AI. I am, therefore I think I think.
It’s a measure of how deeply fucked the UK is that in 2025 a fancy hat remains an object of national reverence and that throwing custard at said hat is considered worthy of sharing as breaking news on the BBC home page.
December 6, 2025 at 12:18 PM
It’s a measure of how deeply fucked the UK is that in 2025 a fancy hat remains an object of national reverence and that throwing custard at said hat is considered worthy of sharing as breaking news on the BBC home page.
“… and the PW Botha award for promoting equality goes to…”
December 5, 2025 at 5:53 PM
“… and the PW Botha award for promoting equality goes to…”
The urgent question on our minds’ must be: how do we stop them?
December 5, 2025 at 3:56 PM
The urgent question on our minds’ must be: how do we stop them?
Nigel Farage loves telling people they’re not welcome in ‘his’ country. I think it’s only fair Scotland extends him the same courtesy.
December 5, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Nigel Farage loves telling people they’re not welcome in ‘his’ country. I think it’s only fair Scotland extends him the same courtesy.
“The red car and the blue car had a race…”
November 28, 2025 at 9:20 PM
“The red car and the blue car had a race…”
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It’s been a big day for the NHS - in a very bad way…
Labour announces massive plan which will advance NHS privatisation 🚨🚨🚨
open.substack.com/pub/jujuliag...
Labour announces massive plan which will advance NHS privatisation 🚨🚨🚨
open.substack.com/pub/jujuliag...
November 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
It’s been a big day for the NHS - in a very bad way…
Labour announces massive plan which will advance NHS privatisation 🚨🚨🚨
open.substack.com/pub/jujuliag...
Labour announces massive plan which will advance NHS privatisation 🚨🚨🚨
open.substack.com/pub/jujuliag...
Apropos nothing, movies featuring the leader of Reform:
Farage from the Madding Crowd
A Bridge too Farage
Farage, Farage Away
Farage by Gaslight
The Farage and the Furious
Farage from the Madding Crowd
A Bridge too Farage
Farage, Farage Away
Farage by Gaslight
The Farage and the Furious
November 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Apropos nothing, movies featuring the leader of Reform:
Farage from the Madding Crowd
A Bridge too Farage
Farage, Farage Away
Farage by Gaslight
The Farage and the Furious
Farage from the Madding Crowd
A Bridge too Farage
Farage, Farage Away
Farage by Gaslight
The Farage and the Furious
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Donald Trump expects Ukrainians to be ‘grateful’ as he prepares a carve-up of the country with Putin.
We can’t let that happen - Starmer must work with our European allies to stop this stitch-up in its tracks.
We can’t let that happen - Starmer must work with our European allies to stop this stitch-up in its tracks.
November 23, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Donald Trump expects Ukrainians to be ‘grateful’ as he prepares a carve-up of the country with Putin.
We can’t let that happen - Starmer must work with our European allies to stop this stitch-up in its tracks.
We can’t let that happen - Starmer must work with our European allies to stop this stitch-up in its tracks.
Trump’s treatment of Ukraine is shameful. No interminable, rolling, two-week grace periods. Just ‘agree by Thursday or you’re cooked’.
November 21, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Trump’s treatment of Ukraine is shameful. No interminable, rolling, two-week grace periods. Just ‘agree by Thursday or you’re cooked’.
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Having Johnson & Cummings in Downing Street when Covid struck was, just like Brexit, an entirely avoidable disaster caused largely by utterly appalling journalism. And now exactly the same clowns, arses & bigots with bylines are rolling out the red carpet for Farage.
www.thetimes.com/article/1b15...
www.thetimes.com/article/1b15...
Covid inquiry live: ‘Inexcusable’ delays under Johnson led to 23,000 deaths
Lockdowns may have been avoided if Boris Johnson’s government had acted faster, damning report finds
www.thetimes.com
November 20, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Having Johnson & Cummings in Downing Street when Covid struck was, just like Brexit, an entirely avoidable disaster caused largely by utterly appalling journalism. And now exactly the same clowns, arses & bigots with bylines are rolling out the red carpet for Farage.
www.thetimes.com/article/1b15...
www.thetimes.com/article/1b15...
The centrist’s dilemma… The Labour Party is adopting far right policies because:
a) It is a far right party.
b) I’ve just been kicked in the head by a horse.
a) It is a far right party.
b) I’ve just been kicked in the head by a horse.
November 17, 2025 at 1:40 PM
The centrist’s dilemma… The Labour Party is adopting far right policies because:
a) It is a far right party.
b) I’ve just been kicked in the head by a horse.
a) It is a far right party.
b) I’ve just been kicked in the head by a horse.
Labour’s planned changes to the asylum system are almost as disgusting as some of the contorted efforts at justification and obfuscation deployed by their defenders.
November 17, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Labour’s planned changes to the asylum system are almost as disgusting as some of the contorted efforts at justification and obfuscation deployed by their defenders.
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Or even better - 'this issue has been massively misrepresented and is not and never has been the cause of all our problems'
November 16, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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Trump’s enthusiastic assault on the BBC, deeply flawed as that institution is, are a direct consequence of the obsequiousness of Starmer’s government.
November 15, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Trump’s enthusiastic assault on the BBC, deeply flawed as that institution is, are a direct consequence of the obsequiousness of Starmer’s government.
The US economy is now one bad batch of ketamine away from total collapse.
November 7, 2025 at 11:36 AM
The US economy is now one bad batch of ketamine away from total collapse.
What’s the deal with the camera angle from the Paris Masters, it’s terrible.
October 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
What’s the deal with the camera angle from the Paris Masters, it’s terrible.
Steven Gerrard loves Rangers, he’s just not in love with Rangers.
October 12, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Steven Gerrard loves Rangers, he’s just not in love with Rangers.
It is utterly perverse for Trump and Netanyahu, standing atop the bloodied ruins of Gaza, to be lauded as peacemakers.
October 9, 2025 at 4:00 PM
It is utterly perverse for Trump and Netanyahu, standing atop the bloodied ruins of Gaza, to be lauded as peacemakers.
We need to turn off the tide of dark money from overseas that (through donations, junk tanks, media and parliamentary groups) is warping UK democracy.
October 5, 2025 at 9:10 AM
We need to turn off the tide of dark money from overseas that (through donations, junk tanks, media and parliamentary groups) is warping UK democracy.
In Britain today profiting from genocide is perfectly fine, but holding up a sign condemning it gets you lifted. We’re in the upside down.
October 4, 2025 at 5:56 PM
In Britain today profiting from genocide is perfectly fine, but holding up a sign condemning it gets you lifted. We’re in the upside down.
Trump has a creepy obsession with gold.
a man in a gold robe stands in front of a wooden screen
ALT: a man in a gold robe stands in front of a wooden screen
media.tenor.com
September 30, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Trump has a creepy obsession with gold.
What could possibly go wrong?
September 26, 2025 at 9:17 AM
What could possibly go wrong?
For as long as there have been people, thinkers and storytellers have speculated over what could lead to human extinction. Now we know. Morons.
September 23, 2025 at 4:26 PM
For as long as there have been people, thinkers and storytellers have speculated over what could lead to human extinction. Now we know. Morons.
Trump’s world vision in summary:
Come on down to Craaaayzeeee Donnie’s Craaaaayzeeee Crypto sale and Jumbojetathon!!!
Come on down to Craaaayzeeee Donnie’s Craaaaayzeeee Crypto sale and Jumbojetathon!!!
September 23, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Trump’s world vision in summary:
Come on down to Craaaayzeeee Donnie’s Craaaaayzeeee Crypto sale and Jumbojetathon!!!
Come on down to Craaaayzeeee Donnie’s Craaaaayzeeee Crypto sale and Jumbojetathon!!!