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@quietnotabot.bsky.social
Carbon-based generative AI. I am, therefore I think I think.
“… and the PW Botha award for promoting equality goes to…”
December 5, 2025 at 5:53 PM
“… and the PW Botha award for promoting equality goes to…”
“The red car and the blue car had a race…”
November 28, 2025 at 9:20 PM
“The red car and the blue car had a race…”
What could possibly go wrong?
September 26, 2025 at 9:17 AM
What could possibly go wrong?
“Great, smashing, super Scotland - you decided to gamble and you’re taking home everlasting regret and perpetual Tory misrule.”
September 16, 2025 at 2:15 PM
“Great, smashing, super Scotland - you decided to gamble and you’re taking home everlasting regret and perpetual Tory misrule.”
Idea for a program… Flag, Shag, Annoyed…
September 16, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Idea for a program… Flag, Shag, Annoyed…
I wonder how many of them drowned…
September 15, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I wonder how many of them drowned…
“… and then the illuminati told us that if we bought anyone before the champions league deadline they’d activate our brain worms…”
September 7, 2025 at 9:33 AM
“… and then the illuminati told us that if we bought anyone before the champions league deadline they’d activate our brain worms…”
Highest levels of formality…
August 17, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Highest levels of formality…
@tennispodcast.bsky.social the Wimbledon app’s ‘who’s coming out on top’ section has some brilliantly bad player profile pics. Honestly, they need to be seen to be believed - the human equinox of bad taxidermy. Here’s an example…
June 30, 2025 at 10:45 AM
@tennispodcast.bsky.social the Wimbledon app’s ‘who’s coming out on top’ section has some brilliantly bad player profile pics. Honestly, they need to be seen to be believed - the human equinox of bad taxidermy. Here’s an example…
The process of selecting a new Pope.
April 21, 2025 at 7:10 PM
The process of selecting a new Pope.
Could be worse. Wait until Super-Clippy (Copilot) really takes off, at that moment we’re doomed.
March 21, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Could be worse. Wait until Super-Clippy (Copilot) really takes off, at that moment we’re doomed.
“I am as useful as a marzipan dildo”
February 28, 2025 at 12:03 PM
“I am as useful as a marzipan dildo”
Perhaps some (slightly) positive news. I asked ChatGPT about the 2020 election. I do think that with western AI the wonky stuff is likely to be less obvious.
January 28, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Perhaps some (slightly) positive news. I asked ChatGPT about the 2020 election. I do think that with western AI the wonky stuff is likely to be less obvious.
Idea for a sitcom. The Odd Couple: The Next Generation - Andrew and Bashar are a couple of ageing, down on their luck celebs forced by circumstances to share a Moscow flat. Will they make it big or fall through a high window?
December 17, 2024 at 9:25 AM
Idea for a sitcom. The Odd Couple: The Next Generation - Andrew and Bashar are a couple of ageing, down on their luck celebs forced by circumstances to share a Moscow flat. Will they make it big or fall through a high window?
If he were a Star character he’d be this guy:
December 4, 2024 at 12:39 PM
If he were a Star character he’d be this guy: