"Windows 11's online Microsoft Account requirement means your PC is automatically backing up its data encryption key to the cloud, and Microsoft says it will hand those over to the FBI if requested via legal order." #ACAB #MicrosnotSucks
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Microsoft will assist the FBI in unlocking your Windows PC data if asked
Microsoft says it will provide the FBI with BitLocker encryption keys if requested for PCs that upload their key to the cloud via your Microsoft Account.
www.windowscentral.com
January 24, 2026 at 1:49 PM
"Windows 11's online Microsoft Account requirement means your PC is automatically backing up its data encryption key to the cloud, and Microsoft says it will hand those over to the FBI if requested via legal order." #ACAB #MicrosnotSucks
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I hope this Microsoft email outage lasts until the sun dies
January 22, 2026 at 10:38 PM
I hope this Microsoft email outage lasts until the sun dies
Das ist groß: Microsoft gibt BitLocker encryption keys an Behörden weiter , wenn der Konzern gefragt wird. Nicht ganz überraschend, aber nun offiziell www.windowscentral.com/microsoft/wi...
Microsoft will assist the FBI in unlocking your Windows PC data if asked
Microsoft says it will provide the FBI with BitLocker encryption keys if requested for PCs that upload their key to the cloud via your Microsoft Account.
www.windowscentral.com
January 25, 2026 at 8:33 AM
Das ist groß: Microsoft gibt BitLocker encryption keys an Behörden weiter , wenn der Konzern gefragt wird. Nicht ganz überraschend, aber nun offiziell www.windowscentral.com/microsoft/wi...
What happened in 1976? Apple. Microsoft, Jimmy Carter and more. via @SlideShare #history #timetravel #alternate #DoctorWho #homeschooling #muppets #Microsoft #apple www.slideshare.net/CoolGus/what...
January 24, 2026 at 2:56 PM
What happened in 1976? Apple. Microsoft, Jimmy Carter and more. via @SlideShare #history #timetravel #alternate #DoctorWho #homeschooling #muppets #Microsoft #apple www.slideshare.net/CoolGus/what...
Microsoft is handing over Bitlocker keys to law enforcement. www.forbes.com/sites/thomas...
Microsoft Gave FBI BitLocker Encryption Keys, Exposing Privacy Flaw
The tech giant said providing encryption keys was a standard response to a court order. But companies like Apple and Meta set up their systems so such a privacy violation isn’t possible.
www.forbes.com
January 23, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Microsoft is handing over Bitlocker keys to law enforcement. www.forbes.com/sites/thomas...
Microsoft Starts Sharing Your Location With Your Employer
Microsoft Starts Sharing Your Location With Your Employer
Controversial update is just weeks away — and you can't opt out. Here's what to know.
www.forbes.com
January 22, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Microsoft Starts Sharing Your Location With Your Employer
Microsoft Warns Millions Of PC Owners—Remove Windows Update
Microsoft Warns Millions Of PC Owners—Remove Windows Update
Microsoft's new Windows update is a "nightmare" creating "havoc." Here's what you do.
www.forbes.com
January 22, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Microsoft Warns Millions Of PC Owners—Remove Windows Update
If Microsoft Teams were a person I think it should be legal to kill it
January 23, 2026 at 2:52 AM
If Microsoft Teams were a person I think it should be legal to kill it
Microsoft Gave FBI Keys To Unlock Encrypted Data, Exposing Major Privacy Flaw
Microsoft Gave FBI BitLocker Encryption Keys, Exposing Privacy Flaw
The tech giant said providing encryption keys was a standard response to a court order. But companies like Apple and Meta set up their systems so such a privacy violation isn’t possible.
www.forbes.com
January 23, 2026 at 11:47 AM
Microsoft Gave FBI Keys To Unlock Encrypted Data, Exposing Major Privacy Flaw
Shoutout to the dude just unplugging shit at Microsoft rn
January 22, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Shoutout to the dude just unplugging shit at Microsoft rn
Microsoft handed the government ecryption keys for customer data
Microsoft handed the government ecryption keys for customer data
Microsoft complied with a warrant to hand over BitLocker recovery keys to the FBI, and privacy advocates are worried.
buff.ly
January 24, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Microsoft handed the government ecryption keys for customer data
Not gonna lie, living here in WA that has so many deep ties with Microsoft, Amazon, Starbucks and Boeing makes me think that we as a state need to collectively reckon with our labor propping up such pillars of unchecked power and greed.
January 24, 2026 at 6:49 AM
Not gonna lie, living here in WA that has so many deep ties with Microsoft, Amazon, Starbucks and Boeing makes me think that we as a state need to collectively reckon with our labor propping up such pillars of unchecked power and greed.
Plus: The FAA blocks drones over DHS operations, Microsoft admits it hands over Bitlocker encryption keys to the cops, and more. www.wired.com/story/securi...
DOGE May Have Misused Social Security Data, DOJ Admits
Plus: The FAA blocks drones over DHS operations, Microsoft admits it hands over Bitlocker encryption keys to the cops, and more.
www.wired.com
January 24, 2026 at 11:37 AM
Plus: The FAA blocks drones over DHS operations, Microsoft admits it hands over Bitlocker encryption keys to the cops, and more. www.wired.com/story/securi...
I’m a single issue voter and that issue is the abolition of Microsoft Teams
If Microsoft Teams were a person I think it should be legal to kill it
January 23, 2026 at 2:53 AM
I’m a single issue voter and that issue is the abolition of Microsoft Teams
Copyedits!
*waves weakly*
Microsoft Worb!!!
*waves weakly*
Microsoft Worb!!!
January 23, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Copyedits!
*waves weakly*
Microsoft Worb!!!
*waves weakly*
Microsoft Worb!!!
#Microsoft bewahrt verschlüsselte Daten seiner Kunden in der Cloud auf und gibt sie auf Anfrage an Behörden der #US - Regierung heraus.
www.forbes.com/sites/thomas...
Und jetzt denken wir mal kurz drüber nach, wieviele deutsche Behörden in #MAGA -Zeiten weiterhin fröhlich mit #Microsoft arbeiten. 🥳
www.forbes.com/sites/thomas...
Und jetzt denken wir mal kurz drüber nach, wieviele deutsche Behörden in #MAGA -Zeiten weiterhin fröhlich mit #Microsoft arbeiten. 🥳
Microsoft Gave FBI BitLocker Encryption Keys, Exposing Privacy Flaw
The tech giant said providing encryption keys was a standard response to a court order. But companies like Apple and Meta set up their systems so such a privacy violation isn’t possible.
www.forbes.com
January 23, 2026 at 8:06 PM
#Microsoft bewahrt verschlüsselte Daten seiner Kunden in der Cloud auf und gibt sie auf Anfrage an Behörden der #US - Regierung heraus.
www.forbes.com/sites/thomas...
Und jetzt denken wir mal kurz drüber nach, wieviele deutsche Behörden in #MAGA -Zeiten weiterhin fröhlich mit #Microsoft arbeiten. 🥳
www.forbes.com/sites/thomas...
Und jetzt denken wir mal kurz drüber nach, wieviele deutsche Behörden in #MAGA -Zeiten weiterhin fröhlich mit #Microsoft arbeiten. 🥳
Microsoft, Apple, Google And Amazon Accounts Under Attack—Act Now
Microsoft, Apple, Google And Amazon Accounts Under Attack—Act Now
Check all your accounts now — until you change these settings, you're at risk.
www.forbes.com
January 21, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Microsoft, Apple, Google And Amazon Accounts Under Attack—Act Now
Microsoft CEO says what everybody with a brain has been saying for 2 years.
Delicious to me
January 21, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Microsoft CEO says what everybody with a brain has been saying for 2 years.
The problem with this is that these recovery keys aren’t encrypted end-to-end in a way that Microsoft can’t access. So if law enforcement wants to access your encrypted drive (even without knowing your password) they can just ask Microsoft for the key. And Microsoft will hand it over.
January 23, 2026 at 2:14 PM
The problem with this is that these recovery keys aren’t encrypted end-to-end in a way that Microsoft can’t access. So if law enforcement wants to access your encrypted drive (even without knowing your password) they can just ask Microsoft for the key. And Microsoft will hand it over.
microsoft is down..
January 22, 2026 at 9:19 PM
microsoft is down..
Und genau das ist der Grund, warum man keinen Microsoft Account machen sollte (und Windows nicht benutzen, aber eh klar): die geben die encryption keys für eure Daten raus, wenn sie sie haben. (Und das ist der default bei MS Account und Bitlocker)
techcrunch.com/2026/01/23/m...
#Microsoft #Windows
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#Microsoft #Windows
Microsoft gave FBI a set of BitLocker encryption keys to unlock suspects' laptops: Reports | TechCrunch
The FBI served Microsoft a warrant requesting encryption recovery keys to decrypt the hard drives of people involved in an alleged fraud case in Guam.
techcrunch.com
January 23, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Und genau das ist der Grund, warum man keinen Microsoft Account machen sollte (und Windows nicht benutzen, aber eh klar): die geben die encryption keys für eure Daten raus, wenn sie sie haben. (Und das ist der default bei MS Account und Bitlocker)
techcrunch.com/2026/01/23/m...
#Microsoft #Windows
techcrunch.com/2026/01/23/m...
#Microsoft #Windows
when I go to office.com now I get this and then dropped into Copilot chat. I miss when Microsoft Office was Microsoft Office.
January 23, 2026 at 11:00 AM
when I go to office.com now I get this and then dropped into Copilot chat. I miss when Microsoft Office was Microsoft Office.
‘Nightmare’—Microsoft Update Breaks Windows For Millions
‘Nightmare’—Microsoft Update Breaks Windows For Millions
Do not install this Microsoft Windows update until you understand the risks.
www.forbes.com
January 21, 2026 at 1:04 PM
‘Nightmare’—Microsoft Update Breaks Windows For Millions
Microsoft Teams was developed with malicious intent
January 23, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Microsoft Teams was developed with malicious intent
”ESPOOLAINEN ohjelmistoyhtiö Vertics Oy lähtee amerikkalaisista Amazon Web Services-, Google Cloud- ja Microsoft Azure -pilvipalveluista.
Tilalle otetaan suomalainen UpCloud.”
Varmaan ihan hyvä päätös näissä olosuhteissa.
Tilalle otetaan suomalainen UpCloud.”
Varmaan ihan hyvä päätös näissä olosuhteissa.
Suomalaisfirma sai tarpeekseen Trumpista – teki räväkän ratkaisun
Kysymys USA:n luotettavuudesta mietityttää montaa yrittäjää nyt.
www.is.fi
January 24, 2026 at 9:44 PM
”ESPOOLAINEN ohjelmistoyhtiö Vertics Oy lähtee amerikkalaisista Amazon Web Services-, Google Cloud- ja Microsoft Azure -pilvipalveluista.
Tilalle otetaan suomalainen UpCloud.”
Varmaan ihan hyvä päätös näissä olosuhteissa.
Tilalle otetaan suomalainen UpCloud.”
Varmaan ihan hyvä päätös näissä olosuhteissa.