#junkmail
Pity I don't have a fire place or an outdoor burner. Because that's where Nimons News belongs.
How On earth did junkmail make it into the letterboxes of an apartment building?
It's not even an A4 folded pamphlet. It's an obnoxious size & backpage full of selfies.
#NotMyMP
October 30, 2025 at 1:40 AM Everybody can reply
Ten or so days out, & the birthday cards have started to arrive.
October 28, 2025 at 3:18 PM Everybody can reply
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Company put a stop on the check. Reissued it. I’m supposed to get it Saturday. I do have tracking this time. We will see. All the junkmail and everything else shows up. But the one thing I really needed goes missing! 😿
October 23, 2025 at 10:48 PM Everybody can reply
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Wheeeeeeeee! 😬

I have to say, this rings true. In the past year, offers of loans have been filling up my junkmail folder at an alarming rate.
October 21, 2025 at 8:11 PM Everybody can reply
As a registered voter who chooses their vote based on issues that I want a sign that says "I vote, don't bother me." that must legally be obeyed. I've gotten so many texts, propaganda junkmail, and people leaving crap on my door despite a "No Soliciting" sign next to my door when I already voted.
October 21, 2025 at 6:19 PM Everybody can reply
I got an email notification and I’ve never been more grateful for yahoo’s shitty junkmail filter
October 21, 2025 at 4:40 AM Everybody can reply
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Mr Cathode and Junkmail with the Empress.
October 19, 2025 at 9:59 PM Everybody can reply
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maybe he hasn't seen the JunkMail episode of Seinfeld where Elaine falls for the fella who plays The Wiz on a local tv ad 🤔🤨😑
October 19, 2025 at 1:36 PM Everybody can reply
"It'll summarize your emails."

But I don't want my emails summarized.

"IT WILL SUMMARIZE YOUR EMAILS."

I pretty much can tell from subject line and sender which ones I want to read, including some of the junkmail that maybe has sales or articles I actually want--

"AM SUMMARIZING EMAIL GRAAAAH!"
October 17, 2025 at 2:05 AM Everybody can reply
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Happy Friday!

Run It Up - Hyperlynx x Blocklist - Junk Mail & A.M.C

@hyperlynxmusic #amc #dnb #junkmail #shrkydnb
October 10, 2025 at 5:03 PM Everybody can reply
This Japanese WEEBO '4jerk off boyz' trash school girl look is getting 81% up vote by whomever is getting a subscription just to vote. I'm using my junkmail web email address voted yes for Meghan no for the rest, which you don't have to
October 9, 2025 at 6:21 AM Everybody can reply
October 8, 2025 at 10:31 PM Everybody can reply
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Die mail naar de spam / junkmail verplaatsen. Daarna komen die mails daar voortaan standaard binnen.
Troost je met de gedachte dat heel veel VVE’s het zelfde vreselijke niveau hebben. Het ligt beslist niet aan jou.
October 8, 2025 at 9:08 PM Everybody can reply
I don't think they really do that anymore. I tried "Return to Sender" for junkmail that has a return address and they just sent it back to me. Seems "Stop Send" isn't functional either.
October 8, 2025 at 4:09 AM Everybody can reply
yes this is horrid. People trapped like insects in a roach motel... also nearly every day I get junkmail offers to loan me money on my house, or on the basis of nothing, for like 50K--how many people fall into those traps too?
October 7, 2025 at 5:20 PM Everybody can reply
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I did this, I've got (my initials)junkmail@. I fucking love seeing the expressions on people's faces when I reel it off.
October 1, 2025 at 10:19 PM Everybody can reply
Junkmail
September 30, 2025 at 6:53 PM Everybody can reply
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Ik keek toevallig in mijn junkmail:
September 30, 2025 at 9:38 AM Everybody can reply
Like how much time and energy could be saved if we banned junkmail?
September 28, 2025 at 6:46 AM Everybody can reply
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And the emotionally antagonistic junkmail from having forgotten to check the box when registering some of them... 🙄
September 26, 2025 at 12:50 AM Everybody can reply
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They need to understand there are people like me out there. I'm only opening the registration email & I might come back in here if I need to find a receipt. Otherwise, it's all just unread junkmail.
September 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM Everybody can reply
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Also, who is paying Yahoo to hold onto my junkmail? It's such a strange business model.
She bought tampons!
She read an article about lions!
She signed up for restaurant rewards!
They can smash all that data together however they want. I'll never open the ad they came up with based on it.
September 20, 2025 at 4:49 AM Everybody can reply
I'd probably print some plausible deniability DIY junkmail and leave it on top of the other mail, then act innocent and let - them - bring up the topic.
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Too, since there's probably a minimum order size, I'd probably covertly spread around town the other 99 postcards I printed off for the ruse. 🤪
September 19, 2025 at 7:08 AM Everybody can reply
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When you're unsubscribing from an email mailing list, in the 'reasons you are leaving us' list there should be the honest 'I entered a competition and didn't win' option...

#competitions
#junkmail
#firstworldproblems
September 16, 2025 at 12:27 PM Everybody can reply
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anybody else getting junkmail from twitch or am I cooked
September 15, 2025 at 6:01 PM Everybody can reply
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