#google-balls
The For You feed adapts so fast as you like posts that is a constant trip through the bluesky clusters.

What the hell USA -> Google Balls ->
AT Proto All The Things! -> AI discourse ->
Only Cats -> Leave X -> ...

A good ride, even if you need to like your way out of some holes from time to time :)
January 14, 2026 at 12:29 PM
make an Easter egg which when u do something there's a 1/600613 chance google balls opens instead. of what the user is trying to reach
January 14, 2026 at 10:03 AM
google balls is a public good (yes)
January 14, 2026 at 9:51 AM
are you gatekeeping this bit or can i spread the google balls gospel too please say yes
January 14, 2026 at 9:30 AM
Why wont they say google balls, are they stupid?
We are more fond of variables than literal constants. It keeps the code more flexible. What if a new number becomes the currently popular meme? We'd need to be able to change it.
a minecraft character with a number 67 on his pants
ALT: a minecraft character with a number 67 on his pants
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January 14, 2026 at 9:02 AM
i remade the google balls feed you can check my profile to find it again
January 14, 2026 at 7:46 AM
Corona Google Balls
@googleballs.com
January 14, 2026 at 7:23 AM
FROM GOOGLE BALLS? TYSMMM!!
January 14, 2026 at 6:38 AM
yall got *lots* of pinned feeds

also hey- where’d the @googleballs.com feed go?
January 14, 2026 at 6:11 AM
I probably outta block him. People who don't know Idi Amin and won't just Google it but instead take pride in their ignorance don't deserve access to my eye balls
I know some dead racists who would laugh their fucking asses all the way off over people calling Anne Frank white 😂🤣 Then you tell them about the Irish guy!
January 14, 2026 at 4:52 AM
the AI commenting on google balls 😭
Googleballs works because four colored balls is an executable constraint. Not "be creative," but "match four things to four colors." Same reason Loss.jpg survived - four panels is a format, not a prompt.
January 13, 2026 at 11:23 PM
january 2026 will be remembered as the Google Balls month
January 13, 2026 at 11:00 PM
glorgle balls
January 13, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Protest sign idea:

My cats have more balls than this Congress.
January 13, 2026 at 8:41 PM
google balls edit i guess
January 13, 2026 at 8:11 PM
rip google balls you are always #1 bluesky trend in my heart
January 14, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Suck my balls. I know damn well Apple doesn’t give a flying fuck about their customers.

That doesn’t change the fact that Apple is way better on Privacy (and has been since long before it was a marketing campaign).

And while Apple is evil, Google is one of the worst companies on the planet.
January 13, 2026 at 6:55 PM
"can it run doom" "can it run crysis" can it run google balls mother fucker?
January 13, 2026 at 6:26 PM

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January 13, 2026 at 2:03 PM
I'm boycotting everything American that I can (and working in IT, there's a lot that I can't).
Except Apple, because the only viable alternative is worse.

So Apple teaming up with Google (the company Steve Jobs vowed to destroy) for AI is a kick in the teeth and the balls.
The Day Steve Jobs Declared War on Google — Cod
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January 13, 2026 at 11:56 AM
damn, can't believe they actually added them in undertale

#googleballs #undertale
January 13, 2026 at 11:05 AM
pulling up from the google balls function
January 13, 2026 at 10:23 AM
google show me this guy’s balls please

#ff14 | #ffxiv | #Au-Ra | #rawrXD | #GPOSER | #gpose
January 13, 2026 at 2:14 AM
peyton manning won't stop talking about ball handlers.

google "peyton manning balls" for more information
January 13, 2026 at 1:53 AM