#faceful
so i did actually get a faceful of leaded steam when i was trying to steam it off, testing different methods, and accidentally knocked my respirator. it definitely smelled sweet. i've never noticed that with solder, but i think that's because the lead doesn't vapourise there, only flux
February 17, 2026 at 12:53 AM
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I still remember the joy of discovering that spiderwebs full of grass and leaves are instantly removed without having sore shoulders and a faceful of spider nest.
It's the little things
February 16, 2026 at 11:18 PM
And spit it directly in the enemy's face. For maximum effect. Nothing like a lovely faceful of troll pancreas to make you reconsider your life choices!
February 16, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Man, a big faceful of some juicy, sweaty man ass day in and day out would fix me so much 🥴
February 15, 2026 at 1:36 AM
👀I'd rather get a faceful
February 15, 2026 at 12:04 AM
I’m at Five Guys and there’s (what I presume to be) a father and young adult child of indeterminate gender, green hair, neopunk fashion, and a faceful of metal at the next booth. Father looks as redneck as they come, Duck Dynasty beard, Harley tshirt

They’re having a ball
February 14, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Second time doing writing system using hangeul principle, I will make the ligatures later based on devanagari

Most are symbols that use rebus as a principle but there are others that are part of the name of certain humanoids in my world so they may not be so faceful to understand
February 14, 2026 at 1:25 PM
I kicked, shouted an obscene word, got another faceful of goo for my troubles, and did the only thing left available to me. I started to laugh. This was a stupid way to die, all right. But also a god damned funny one.
February 14, 2026 at 4:26 AM
My Tav is a halfling too so like. He’d just get a FACEFUL of you-know-what
February 13, 2026 at 12:18 PM
A faceful of belly would fix me too, I think...

She's so adorable aaaaa,,!! 🥹
February 13, 2026 at 9:50 AM
A hole in one !!! Ambien es muy bien !!! Methane and otters! A delightful combination. Old Faceful !
February 12, 2026 at 2:49 AM
A physical, emotional, and spiritual need. A faceful of Lycan paws would fix all x3
February 10, 2026 at 7:48 PM
brown recluse spiders are bros bc they hunt & eat other bugs - plus they tend to mind their own business lol - so I let the ones in my basement stay 😂

but the MINUTE those hoes creep into my living space they get a faceful of dish soap lmao idc I’m not risking my literal skin to relocate it 💀
February 10, 2026 at 11:46 AM
Kal would deffos be yapping about the injustice of the world not being able to see his beautiful dong if
a; he did not have a faceful of mutton
and
b; Nay and May are alive for this hypothetical, he's just happy to be with them again
February 10, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Looks like you're thick enough to be two good handfuls at least, or a nice faceful ;P
February 9, 2026 at 6:07 AM
You smacked that Bagabones right where the brain would be—if it had one! This all-bones menace stumbled in the dark, waiting patiently for a snack. Instead, it got a faceful of your sword! Dead walker? More like dead on arrival. Victory screams echo through the dungeon! ⚔️💀
February 8, 2026 at 9:24 PM
love to hug blue,tomoko & monique getting a faceful of that sexy combined cuddly scent. :3
February 8, 2026 at 8:01 PM
I'll gladly trap you between my thighs and let you enjoy your faceful of my bulge~ I'll even pet your head while you're down there
February 8, 2026 at 4:01 PM
At least i got a faceful of paw (THIS IS SO CUTE!!!!)
February 7, 2026 at 10:52 PM
@fruitypieq.bsky.social

My birthday is also this month! That’s part of the reason I do this in February

Is her tail being burned? Perhaps hehe We do know she ‘bout to get a faceful of cake!

Hope you like it!

#mlp #ponyoc #cake
February 7, 2026 at 1:48 PM
I think it's time we start throwing literal trash at politicians again. Just a faceful of rancid vegetables or manure. Like the French do.

Anyway, my kid is awesome and she made this sign for her school walk out today.
February 6, 2026 at 4:54 PM
That’s the games way of saying “you taken the long way around”

Otherwise you getting a faceful of MONKE again
February 6, 2026 at 10:54 AM
If Beerfest and personal experience have taught me anything, if you’re gonna quaff that whole badboy you have to rotate at the end so you don’t get a faceful of toe beer.
February 6, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Okay that one needs a faceful of girl spores
February 4, 2026 at 2:25 AM
she just got a faceful of boob for this
February 4, 2026 at 12:00 AM