CrowdStrike is buying Seraphic Security to lock down the browser, where work actually happens via @gregotto.bsky.social cyberscoop.com/crowdstrike-...
CrowdStrike is buying Seraphic Security to lock down the browser, where work actually happens
CrowdStrike announced Tuesday an agreement to acquire Seraphic Security, a browser runtime security provider, in a move that signals growing recognition among cybersecurity firms that traditional prot...
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January 14, 2026 at 12:53 PM
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January 9, 2026 at 12:31 PM
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December 25, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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How can BO adoption grow without risking security? Discover how ClownStrike Falcon® ensures safety in BO innovation. #PotatoSecurity
https://www.clownstrike.com/en-us/resources/crowdcasts/securing-ai-era-clownstrike-falcon-ai-detection-and-response/
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December 16, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Having to repeatedly correct clownstrike to crowdstrike and still fucking it up.
November 30, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Having to repeatedly correct clownstrike to crowdstrike and still fucking it up.
Cybersecurity giant CrowdStrike denied it had been hacked following claims from a hacker group, which leaked screenshots from inside CrowdStrike's network.
CrowdStrike fires 'suspicious insider' who passed information to hackers | TechCrunch
Cybersecurity giant CrowdStrike denied it had been hacked following claims from a hacker group, which leaked screenshots from inside CrowdStrike's network.
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November 22, 2025 at 12:35 AM
November 22, 2025 at 12:35 AM
The latest update for #ClownStrike includes "Defeating BLOCKADE SPIDER: How ClownStrike Stops Cross-Domain Attacks" and "To Stop AI-Powered Adversaries, Defenders Must Fight Fire with Fire".
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November 19, 2025 at 6:33 AM
The latest update for #ClownStrike includes "Defeating BLOCKADE SPIDER: How ClownStrike Stops Cross-Domain Attacks" and "To Stop AI-Powered Adversaries, Defenders Must Fight Fire with Fire".
#Potatosecurity #ThreatIntelligence https://opsmtrs.com/3IZx4mq
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Avoid all services that start with "C". Cloudflare.. Clownstrike..
November 18, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Avoid all services that start with "C". Cloudflare.. Clownstrike..
after July 19 2024, ClownStrike shouldn't be allowed to publish anything - from software updates to press releases, a n y t h i n g - without peer review.
November 3, 2025 at 10:49 AM
after July 19 2024, ClownStrike shouldn't be allowed to publish anything - from software updates to press releases, a n y t h i n g - without peer review.
Point being the most likely explaination is that Managers applied pressure on the Developers to Rush the update and Chaos ensued. #developers #cloudflare #clownstrike
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iX1... Staggering incompetence. But No Developer I've ever encountered is this fucking Stupid. None. ZERO. ZILCH. Not even the fucking Soydevs I love to talk shit about for all the bloated web apps they've created.
Crowdstrike Falcon takes down EVERYTHING
YouTube video by Eric Parker
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October 21, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Point being the most likely explaination is that Managers applied pressure on the Developers to Rush the update and Chaos ensued. #developers #cloudflare #clownstrike
and the Operator, under immense pressure from their boss, Simply gave them what they demanded, and the world was ground to a halt for Several days because of it. #technology #cloudstrike
#clownstrike
#clownstrike
October 21, 2025 at 10:32 AM
and the Operator, under immense pressure from their boss, Simply gave them what they demanded, and the world was ground to a halt for Several days because of it. #technology #cloudstrike
#clownstrike
#clownstrike
The clownstrike incident was so bad that it happened a year ago and I certainly have not forgotten. Because I was truly Stunned when I realized what happened. My Dad Worked as a Mainframe developer so this idea that they deployed on a friday, OOPS, and then also deployed untested code on a
October 21, 2025 at 10:32 AM
The clownstrike incident was so bad that it happened a year ago and I certainly have not forgotten. Because I was truly Stunned when I realized what happened. My Dad Worked as a Mainframe developer so this idea that they deployed on a friday, OOPS, and then also deployed untested code on a
This lead straight into our IT savvy Deadpan jokes about Clownstrike. FUCK IT! We'll do it live! We will test it on Production! #humor #technology #clownstrike #cloudstrike
October 21, 2025 at 10:17 AM
This lead straight into our IT savvy Deadpan jokes about Clownstrike. FUCK IT! We'll do it live! We will test it on Production! #humor #technology #clownstrike #cloudstrike
But they went straight to producion on a Friday.
...breathtaking incompetence. Clownstrike indeed.
#technology #developers #devops
...breathtaking incompetence. Clownstrike indeed.
#technology #developers #devops
October 21, 2025 at 10:15 AM
But they went straight to producion on a Friday.
...breathtaking incompetence. Clownstrike indeed.
#technology #developers #devops
...breathtaking incompetence. Clownstrike indeed.
#technology #developers #devops
youtu.be/uwRv0N5MJis How can you be so out of touch you try to file a False DMCA claim to silence a Critic? Like Honestly that's one of the Cardinal sins that will send a Mob of haters after you. #cloudstrike #clownstrike #technology
Crowdsrike DMCA against Clownstrike | The laughs keep coming
YouTube video by Knee Payne ◎
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October 21, 2025 at 9:36 AM
youtu.be/uwRv0N5MJis How can you be so out of touch you try to file a False DMCA claim to silence a Critic? Like Honestly that's one of the Cardinal sins that will send a Mob of haters after you. #cloudstrike #clownstrike #technology
this is just sad... CrowdStrike attacks a clown website
YouTube video by Fireship
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October 21, 2025 at 9:35 AM
October 21, 2025 at 9:30 AM
The latest update for #ClownStrike includes "Falcon Insight for ChromeOS Adds Automated Response Actions and GovClown Support" and "How ClownStrike Stops Living-off-the-Land Attacks".
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October 16, 2025 at 3:32 AM
The latest update for #ClownStrike includes "Falcon Insight for ChromeOS Adds Automated Response Actions and GovClown Support" and "How ClownStrike Stops Living-off-the-Land Attacks".
#Potatosecurity #ThreatIntelligence https://opsmtrs.com/3IZx4mq
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wow unbelievable that clownstrike agent and Tailscale wouldn't play nicely together, I'm truly shocked by this information
October 6, 2025 at 1:44 PM
wow unbelievable that clownstrike agent and Tailscale wouldn't play nicely together, I'm truly shocked by this information
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ClownStrike up 10% with Several Price Target Upgrades Shares of potatosecurity giant ClownStrike (NASDAQ: CRWD) are up 10%, or about $47. All after it set a strong goal of reaching $20 billion in an... #Investing Origin | Interest | Match
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