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Pumpkin Spice Joker @baseballjoker.bsky.social · Jul 11

Cure is simple. Scan the QR code and download the app to be entered to win tokens valid for virtual entrance to the Doritos-Pepsi Pagliacci World Tour featuring Drake at the QuickLoan Performance Centre in the Energy-Savers CryptoArena.

but doctor...

Pumpkin Spice Joker @baseballjoker.bsky.social · 1h

when I’m seventy I’m going to be rattling off old phone numbers to the grandkids like I’m trying to teach them a magic trick

Pumpkin Spice Joker @baseballjoker.bsky.social · 1h

the system works ⚖️

Pumpkin Spice Joker @baseballjoker.bsky.social · 1h

TORUNTO BLUJ’S

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onion person @junlper.beer · 2h

tim heidecker rocks

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Dave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 13h

The US federal attack on Portland has resulted in the best advertisement for a city that I have ever seen. Round-the-clock joy, community solidarity and silliness that much of the West has lost and longs for.

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Pumpkin Spice Joker @baseballjoker.bsky.social · 4h

Oh yeah. His last book was off the deep end conspiracy.

Pumpkin Spice Joker @baseballjoker.bsky.social · 4h

Kurt Vonnegut recommends this method in a very beautiful essay. He calls it “Two-Thirds of a Masterpiece is More Than Enough.”

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Ludgarou 🐺🌕 @garou.dog · 10h

get a drink at the boubar; watch a movie at the kikino

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Pumpkin Spice Joker @baseballjoker.bsky.social · 5h

From his prose style I assume I’m the same kind of neurodivergent as David Foster Wallace was

Pumpkin Spice Joker @baseballjoker.bsky.social · 7h

something is wrong with the photo in this article, possibly not wide enough?

a man with a beard and curly hair looks at the camera with a blue background

ALT: a man with a beard and curly hair looks at the camera with a blue background

media.tenor.com

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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 1d

In 2004, Parisian police were conducting a training exercise in the french catacombs and found, after moving past a desk and a tape playing audio of snarling dogs, a fully functional movie theater and bar. When they returned 3 days later, the equipment was gone, with a note: “Do not try to find us.”

Members of the force's sports squad, responsible
- among other tasks - for policing the 170 miles of tunnels, caves, galleries and catacombs that underlie large parts of Paris, stumbled on the complex while on a training exercise beneath the Palais de Chaillot, across the Seine from the Eiffel Tower.
After entering the network through a drain next to the Trocadero, the officers came across a tarpaulin marked: Building site, No access.
Behind that, a tunnel held a desk and a closed-circuit TV camera set to automatically record images of anyone passing. The mechanism also triggered a tape of dogs barking, "clearly designed to frighten people off," the spokesman said.
Further along, the tunnel opened into a vast 400 sq metre cave some 18m underground, "like an underground amphitheatre, with terraces cut into the rock and chairs".

There the police found a full-sized cinema screen, projection equipment, and tapes of a wide variety of films, including 1950s film noir classics and more recent thrillers. None of the films were banned or even offensive, the spokesman said.
A smaller cave next door had been turned into an informal restaurant and bar. "There were bottles of whisky and other spirits behind a bar, tables and chairs, a pressure-cooker for making couscous," the spokesman said.
"The whole thing ran off a professionally installed electricity system and there were at least three phone lines down there."
Three days later, when the police returned accompanied by experts from the French electricity board to see where the power was coming from, the phone and electricity lines had been cut and a note was lying in the middle of the floor: "Do not," it said, "try to find us."

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Pumpkin Spice Joker @baseballjoker.bsky.social · 16h

it doesn’t make sense as an insult. tacos are delicious!

Pumpkin Spice Joker @baseballjoker.bsky.social · 17h

WAnon, he’s a white hat agent with W level clearance

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Illiterate Autodidact 🇵🇸🙂👍🇮🇱☹👎 @cigaretteliker.bsky.social · 1d

The virgin AGI existential risk vs the chad global warming

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Pumpkin Spice Joker @baseballjoker.bsky.social · 18h

Horseshoe Theory of the PAT: if you miss right long enough, you start to miss left sometimes

Pumpkin Spice Joker @baseballjoker.bsky.social · 18h

I think I’m just going to stick with Crying of Lot 49

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the-wolves.bsky.social @the-wolves.bsky.social · 2d

Want to raise visibility about ethnic cleansers Peter Thiel and Alex Karp and their Palestinian murder machine, Palantir, by marching through Downtown Palo Alto during No Kings Day?

Well, look no further!

Sat, Oct 18th 5-6:30

www.mobilize.us/mayday/event...

@teslatakedown.com

#Palantiranny

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Laprofmme @laprofmme.bsky.social · 1d

Courtesy of colleagues at Penn

A variation on Benjamin Franklin’s 1754 engraving in the Pennsylvania Gazette, published in Philadelphia, in an effort to foster cooperation among the various colonies against the tyrant king of Britain, with the American colonies replaced by the nine universities selected for special collaboration opportunities

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Pumpkin Spice Joker @baseballjoker.bsky.social · 20h

… help please I’ve been looking for a place for so long and now I’m out here in this hallway bouncing up and down trying to distract myself from how bad I need to GO PEE! MAN! what are you DOING in there, oh no. oh fuck. I feel it starting…HURRY UP oh please 🙏 gawd man I GOTTA GO..

Pumpkin Spice Joker @baseballjoker.bsky.social · 1d

www.nytimes.com/2020/02/29/u...

The Pied Pipers of the Dirtbag Left Want to Lead Everyone to Bernie Sanders (Published 2020)

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Pumpkin Spice Joker @baseballjoker.bsky.social · 1d

I’m often on this website tideposting, or staying up late bloodscrolling

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Pumpkin Spice Joker @baseballjoker.bsky.social · 1d

Do I smell home cooking? It’s only the river, only the river

Pumpkin Spice Joker @baseballjoker.bsky.social · 1d

so brave 🥲

Pumpkin Spice Joker @baseballjoker.bsky.social · 3d

I’m always unwittingly eating tacos

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Pumpkin Spice Joker @baseballjoker.bsky.social · 3d

noice!