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When the U.S. invades Greenland, will all EU citizens in the U.S. be declared "enemy aliens" or only the Danes? #askingforafriend
January 17, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Seriously tho, the yearning is unbearable. Never felt like this before... I'm such a mess. T^T

*cough cough* I mean- Askingforafriend
Hey chat, what do you do when you're so head over heels down bad that you don't know what to do with yourself? Asking for a friend.

Also trimmed my bangs a lil bit yesterday :3
January 18, 2026 at 2:45 PM
so remind me… the united states likes to send the military in for regime change in other countries when an authoritarian dictator mobilizes against an ethnic group, has protestors killed by secret police, and uses chemical gas on his own population?

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January 15, 2026 at 12:54 PM
Is “duiven” een pseudoniem voor “urban hipsters”? #askingforafriend
January 14, 2026 at 8:45 AM
Will the facial recognition ‘Age Authenticator’ link accept a Jon Pertwee party mask? That should hopefully look mature enough to unlock it.
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January 11, 2026 at 9:47 PM
I would LOVE to have tried old school absinthe...how much wormwood do you think they used to add? #AskingForAFriend

This stuff is 55% and it is ROXKET FUEL 😂
January 9, 2026 at 10:50 PM
He also said we have to secure our borders so should Mexico and Canada take us over to protect their countries?
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January 7, 2026 at 12:41 AM
January 5, 2026 at 5:18 PM
No more jittering for the boat, nor the ocean. The fluidity 😯💦

Question for fellow devs: should the boat and its ocean meshes move through the world, or should they stay anchored at (0,0) with everything else moving around them?

#gamedev #indiegame #indiedev #askingforafriend
January 5, 2026 at 7:10 PM
January 5, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Is there a point where another country can help us out by kidnapping Trump and putting him on trial? He’s got a long enough list of illegal actions. #askingforafriend.
January 3, 2026 at 5:59 PM
My dad said the empties were hitting their upstairs windows ffs! Doesnt take much working out where this particular bloke gets his cash from. Is it to want karma to get him? 🤔 #AskingForAFriend

Anyway we didnt wake up to a flooded bedroom like in 2025 so its better already 👍 Ta Pluto 😘🤗
January 1, 2026 at 3:48 PM
I've got a pan on the hob with both beans and chickpeas in.

What's the going rate for methane, btw?

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December 31, 2025 at 5:01 PM
December 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Merry 🎅 Eve

Anyone else ever have science videos playing in the background while edging? Just me? 🤓

#AskingForAFriend #Bator #Edging #FatCock #GreasyDong #CockAndBalls #CockBush #Masturbate #StrokingCock #MerryMerry
December 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
For when you day drink on a holiday weekend. #askingforafriend

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Pixies - Where Is My Mind? (Official Lyric Video)
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December 21, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Wayyyment... uhhKevin What in the enTire HeLL do you mean you're sorry Laura has to go through this... uhh that's yoWifey right...sooo... ain't you sposed to be going through sumthin-sumthin too??
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#GH
#GeneralHospital
December 5, 2025 at 7:41 PM
am i in a weird time loop or do we celebrate this novel EVERY year@ c/ @agri.bsky.social
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December 4, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Anyone know when those Epstein files will be released? 🙄 #askingforafriend
December 1, 2025 at 1:13 PM
have ICE seized any illegal immigrants from israel? #askingforafriend
November 30, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Poll: Do you ever "like" your own content?

Also, here's my pole again, for the poll.

#AskingForAFriend #PolePoll #FeralInquisition
November 29, 2025 at 7:23 PM
How small does a “cock” have to be to be considered a clit? 💕 #Sissy #SissyQuestions #AskingForAFriend
November 26, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Watching Civilisations: Rise and Fall on the BBC and we wonder why there are 1st century AD legionaries in late 4th century Rome 🤔

Ok so armour and uniforms could last a long time, but isn't this like having the 1640s Parliamentarian New Model Army defend London during the Blitz?

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November 24, 2025 at 11:05 PM